applescruff14

Threw that away today, could have had this test in the bag but will lose it now.

Dont want to reopen old wounds by searching for her.

On 11/02/2019 at 20:43, Wizardsleeve said:

Are you talking about cricket or your life?

I was able to snap this pic of a cloud over your flat.

I saw that woman I liked last year this evening, got a half smile but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

Any woman to the woman I really want.

3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Dear Noel Edmunds,

How the fuck do I get out of this one?

Love,

Jeremy. x

Noel Edmonds turned it round after the same sort of thing happened on one of his shows

Those big security guards and Graham will be out of work

On 17/03/2019 at 21:38, ratcum said:

John Lennon was a bit of a twat for much of the latter part of his life

After he got with Yoko I turned towards Paul, before Yoko, John was my favourite.

On 18/03/2019 at 01:58, Cunty BigBollox said:

She sounds completely normal if she's not remotely interested in you.

She's nothing to me

Tiger Roll to Red Rum

21 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

You liked Pen?  

Sort yourself out, scruffo....that's fucking vile!  

Very strange woman, I always seem to find them somehow.

20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Have they found the pilot yet? 

Not as yet but they were going to send out a search.

I'd tell Nantes to fuck off.

23 hours ago, The Bishop said:

You are not "The Ruler Of The Universe" by any chance are you?

No

5 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Hows the job going these days, apple?

It's dicey but I do get a lot of praise.

2 minutes ago, The Bishop said:

You WERE the best on here Apple.

I did get told that I was the most commited person in a 65 people workforce including the manager so the last nine years have meant something I guess.

On 28/02/2019 at 21:29, camberwell gypsy said:

It will be a fucking miracle if they get a penny. You know what the Welsh are like. 

I'd tell Nantes to fuck off.

I'd tell Nantes to fuck off.

Another nutcase

On 15/11/2017 at 05:05, Drew P Pissflaps said:

You aren't employed as a North Korean diplomat by any chance are you Scruffs? It's just that I can forsee this sort of position coming to an abrupt conclusion very shortly. Plus, it would take one massive fucking prick of a cunt to fill such a position, I would go sofar to say it would be perfect for you......or Fwank.

I just saw that woman I liked last year, fuck me she is weird, walks like she has crapped herself and had somehow timewarped into 2018.

On 20/02/2019 at 13:14, The Bishop said:

I don't think that he uses the trademens entrance.

I wish I'd stayed in Australia 

I miss my tradesman days

I met so many cunts in 2009

Comparing any woman to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

I'm staring a P45 in the face

On 11/02/2019 at 20:43, Wizardsleeve said:

Are you talking about cricket or your life?

I was able to snap this pic of a cloud over your flat.

Both, I saw a woman today I had a crush on last year going in the supermarket as I was going out, she turns me on something chronic but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

On 11/02/2019 at 20:12, Neil said:

Cause of death has been revealed,what the fuck was he,elephant man?

I'd tell Nantes to fuck off about the transfer fee.

1 minute ago, Crab said:

Fuck me. Which tree did you fall out of? 

The apple tree

On 08/02/2019 at 20:35, DrCunt said:

England are going to bend them over the stumps and line up to tear them a new one. That should royally entertain the public school boy MCC members.

The morning session today was a disaster.

23 hours ago, Decimus said:

It's a good job that cricket is absolutely fucking shit and I despise it, otherwise I'd be a bit upset if your doom-laden prediction ever came to anything.

The last three tours to the Caribbean have been a disaster, ever since the Lara 400 not out test in 2004 where he should have been given out on 0 everything has gone wrong for us out there.

19 hours ago, The Bishop said:

It looks like the pilot parachuted out.

There is a whip round going to try and find him. They should attempt to bring the plane up.