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On 08/02/2019 at 18:55, Crab said:

They won't fucking pay - their insurance will. Do you think these transactions aren't covered from all angles for loss, accidents, death, whatever. Actors are insured when they sign to do a film for any losses due to them conking out or getting ill. 

I know insurance will foot the bill but it's very underhand of Nantes to do what they are doing, they should be ashamed of themselves.

21 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

How's work, Scruffo?  

It's in dire straights.

21 hours ago, Fender777 said:

Totally unprepared for the tour, refused warm up games and have made themselves look total fucking useless. Still fancy them against the Criminals though.

Apple your thoughts ?

Australia will win The World Cup and The Ashes.

25 minutes ago, Crab said:

It doesn't work in the real world 🦀

Could always do a deal but I don't see why Cardiff should pay 

On 06/02/2019 at 21:36, Crab said:

That's why when you complete a contract for a house you make sure the insurance is in place at the point of signing. If 10 seconds after you complete the house burns down even before you get the keys it's still your house abd your loss. 

I'd still tell Nantes to fuck off.

2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Royston fucking Chase! He wouldn't get a bowl in most pub games. All our lot need a serious rocket up the fucking arse and we need shot of our "batting coach" Ramprakash as we all know about his England record and the complete lack of guts/spine/balls/strength of mind etc etc he showed 

I think West Indies will win The last test as well, 

6 minutes ago, Crab said:

Once the contract is signed its on your head son. That's your problem. Pay up. 

But Cardiff didn't get the goods

On 26/01/2019 at 09:44, The Bishop said:

Sala has been found alive and well .. his plane landed in a cave at Wookey Hole.

The plane was found over 60 metres below the surface of the English channel, 

Nantes are seeking legal action over Cardiff for the transfer fee, I'd tell Nantes to fuck off, it's not as if Cardiff got the goods.

On 04/02/2019 at 23:37, EreptileDysfunction said:

God i miss 2009 too, i was younger, dumb and full of (more) jizz.

I got to Australia that year so some good came out of it.

22 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

It's all very sad to have noted your decline over the years... What with your age against you and hardly any work experience, I fear that you're now completely unemployable. It doesn't help matters that you have a penchant for cricket, either... Have you considered flogging her kid on eBay? 

It's all doom and gloom for me on that score:

I miss my tradesman days

I met so many cunts in 2009

Comparing any woman to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

I wish I'd stayed in Australia

I'm staring a P45 in the face

I don't go a lot on it but that Michelle Owen on Sky is a bit of alright.

22 hours ago, The Bishop said:

Good evening Apple .. how is the woman of your dreams coming along?

There was a woman that caught my eye last year but she's with someone and has child but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. It's all doom and gloom on that front and work is in dire straights.

22 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

It's a bad thing for everything English right now. 

The Rugby was brilliant, sorted them Paddys out.

24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I don't think they will. They're struggling as well. 

This will be a very bad year for English cricket. Root was not out, an absolute farce that was, bat didn't touch the ball.

On 07/01/2019 at 04:41, Fender777 said:

The Aussies couldn't bat their way out of a paper bag, they have a solid bowling attack but we can easy match that, we have the edge on the batting which will see us to a series win, but it will be close as England;s batting line-up isn't consistent. We have a top class ODI side which can match anyone and i fancy our chances if they deal with the pressure well.

I will be surprised if West Indies even have to bat again despite only being 119 ahead in their first innings. Australia will win The Ashes.

On 07/01/2019 at 04:41, Fender777 said:

The Aussies couldn't bat their way out of a paper bag, they have a solid bowling attack but we can easy match that, we have the edge on the batting which will see us to a series win, but it will be close as England;s batting line-up isn't consistent. We have a top class ODI side which can match anyone and i fancy our chances if they deal with the pressure well.

Australia will dominate the Ashes again, going to be like the Scottish Premiership, only one team wins it.

On 09/12/2018 at 21:10, The Bishop said:

Welcome back Apple lets hope we hear lots more from you.

Disaster in Barbados, seems like a lifetime ago Hoggard got that hat-trick there. West Indies could declare overnight, games over.

On 12/9/2018 at 9:10 PM, The Bishop of Phlegm said:

Welcome back Apple lets hope we hear lots more from you.

Shame about Andrew Strauss's wife, cruel world we live in. 

On 12/9/2018 at 9:10 PM, The Bishop of Phlegm said:

Welcome back Apple lets hope we hear lots more from you.

India wobbling in their second innings Down Under, but are still technically 346/5. 2019 will be Australia's year, will leave England with the World Cup and the Ashes. 

The Police are to busy wanking themselves of over motorists. 

On 12/11/2018 at 12:38 AM, Fender777 said:

I still think you're BennyBlanco, everything matches......see what i mean..Poo !!

You are

On 12/7/2018 at 9:45 AM, Stubby Pecker said:

I wish I'd put a tenner on a clean sweep against those little fuckers. All we need now is India to finish off the Aussies leading to a fresh round of sackings before them crashing out of the World Cup and getting a 5 nil Ashes "hammering"

Australia will win the World Cup and the Ashes, 2019 will be Australia's year for cricket. We might win one test next summer at best but I'm not anticipating it. 

India could win this current test but its anyone's. 

On 12/7/2018 at 2:23 AM, Fender777 said:

Fuck my old bloodied boots, you do speak a lot of poo. 

They did fight back in the second and third tests and could have won both, just lucky we had the bowlers to see them off. Broad and Anderson weren't worth bringing but luckily Stokes came up with the goods. 

I still think you're BennyBlanco, everything matches. 

7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Or maybe we'll skittle the little bastards out for 100 run lead with the poorly treated for years, Adil giving a big fuck off to the previous selector cunts who picked cricketing legends like Dawson and Crane instead?

We sure did, I never imagined having a 96 run lead the way it was going. 140/4 effectively which isn't really good or bad.