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21 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I blame the pressure of Brexit on the team,  oh, and plus the fact they're unbelievably shit.

They have been shit this morning. 

Sri Lanka will score over 600 in their innings, losing our last seven wickets for 101 runs is typical England,  it will send us to the West Indies in January on a bad note but a series win in Sri Lanka is just what we needed for morale with the Ashes coming up. If Australia had any sense they wouldn't bring Smith and Warner over. 

2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

He's a better chucker

He stopped touring Australia over chucking accusations. We need to win this current test as it will be a huge morale booster for next years Ashes. 

On 9/12/2018 at 9:00 PM, Stubby Pecker said:

When the Aussies arrive next summer I'm going to kidnap Steve Smith, drug him and dress him in drag then bring him round your place. You'll either die instantly of shear terror or get misty eyed over a past brief encounter 

I've got some sandpaper he can sign for me. 

2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Puts fucking Brexit right into perspective, eh?

I'm about as interested in Brexit as I am England losing next years Ashes (which they will) 

On 9/12/2018 at 5:51 PM, Ollyboro said:

Huge congratulations to Jimmy Anderson on becoming the third highest test wicket taker in history (Murali great guy; greater chucker).

Maybe but huge debate as to who is better out of him and Warne, lots of Murali's wickets were against Zimbabwe and Bangladesh whereas Warne didn't bowl to Australian batsman, I think Murali is better. 

Sri Lanka to level the series tomorrow morning, 1st innings defecit and Mathews 88 has cost us. Pitches aren't offering anything for seam bowling. 

On 8/13/2018 at 11:16 PM, Stubby Pecker said:

You've gone up in my estimation

Fuck off

Him and Broad will be gone after Australia win the Ashes next year having already won the World Cup. 

On 8/15/2018 at 12:39 AM, camberwell gypsy said:

Keaton for a name he's got to be a cunt 

No point taking him to Sri Lanka

On 8/14/2018 at 10:23 PM, Fender777 said:

It depends on how you want to love Jimmy, i will stick to watching Jim bowl.

Most successful fast bowler ever, could have had a lot more but couldn't get in the team when Flintoff, Hoggard, Harmison and Jones were around. 

That was some wicket today by Rashid, ball of the century. 

On 7/7/2018 at 5:13 PM, nocti said:

Something something Rolf Harris and Rembrandt. 

Got another situation like that but doesn't matter anyway. 

Sweden 3-1 England 

Sweden 3-1 England 

18 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

This can be labelled as a good loss. I hope Welbeck has been instructed to be ‘fucking dreadful’.

Although......

 

It was obvious England were happy to lose when they bought Welbeck on. 

Had to have all mine done, my job is in serious trouble so just as well I get these things done. 

I hope Belgium enjoy playing Brazil if they see off Japan, they fucked up tonight. 

On 6/27/2018 at 9:52 AM, Stubby Pecker said:

Don't even go there Sid, apples a one trick pony. I think he had an encounter with a bird who looked like Steve Smith in a graveyard and have been deeply effected.

Welcome you massive sack of shit, and fuck off 

I saw that woman last week, first time this year. Comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. 

On 6/25/2018 at 2:01 PM, Vicious Cunt. said:

You was saying..we still beat the thick Aussie packets of shit with one hand tied behind our backs..Southerncunt you mug, how do you feel now you haven't got your cheats to help you out ?

We were lucky, it needed an unbeaten century and a 81 run partnership down the order to win. Australia will definitely win next years Ashes. 

On 6/19/2018 at 9:03 PM, Bubba C said:

Russia are doing well. 

Don't want another wasted World Cup like 20 years ago. 

France will win it. 

On 6/19/2018 at 10:26 PM, Fender777 said:

The Scots played well enough but England didn't, since that blip, England are thrashing those Aussie cheats.

There was only six runs in it, we handed the game to them. 

On 6/19/2018 at 1:46 AM, Fender777 said:

I got great pleasure in those beatings the convicts took as well, 5-0 in the ODI series i reckon.

It will be 4-1, problem is England are going to peak too soon. We will have a shambolic World Cup which Australia will win and they will win the Ashes as well. 

3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

It's beyond science.

Liverpool were never going to win this match, too much experience and class to contend with.

2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

It rarely is, mate.  Stand up, dust yourself off, and get on with it.  Don't give the cunts the satisfaction.  

The Champions League is getting as predicable as the Scottish Premiership, more chance of Liverpool winning this game than there is neither Rangers or Celtic winning the title next season.

7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Where've you been Scruffo? You need to get off the bench and into the game.  Things have been going tits up round here.  

Work isn't good