Jiggerycock

"Get your cock out of that choirboys throat, you raddled old pervert" wasn't it?

Well fuck-a-doodle-doo, that took a bloody eternity! I'm back.....from outer space.... I just got here to see spunk dripping from the nose upon your face etc. It may have taken a while for me to get to grips with the requirements, then the re registering process, then the 'lets hunt for the validation e-mail' game they like you to play but anyway, I'm like pig in a field of truffles.....on crack.....wanking! Look out you mothers! Emoticons a go-go!!