Jiggerycock

Anyway, didn't 'Middle East Peace Envoy' Tony Blair sort all this lot out ages ago?

Got us all to wear some pastel coloured wristband on account of how well that did for Breast Cancer?

No need for the Napalm of Pork

A few thousand leaflets of the Prophet Mohammed showing him doing...well....pretty much anything you like. Get Brony to brainstorm a few ideas with the 'creatives' on this one. I guarantee he'll come up with something so offensive, each and every one of the savage cunts will have the aneurism they so richly deserve.

Compounding his imbecility by uploading a video of it.

He couldn't have made Plod's life any more straightforward if he'd buggered Noddy over the Sergeant's desk at the Police Station.

As opposed to being a generic Barbapapa, rolling about the place like the boulder in Indiana Jones, before dying of a heart attack, not in their 40's but in their eighties after bleeding the NHS dry looking after their diabetes, hip replacement, gastric band ('because I'm big-boned, not really a fatty at all') and chronic halitosis.

Some days I feel like Rodney King.  

"Can't we all just get along"

Yeah!

Right on!!

Andy Pandy - that was another....

Bunch of fucking 'goody two shoes' Quislings, forever running off to Mister Corbett - usually to stitch up Butch who was the only one with any balls amongst the lot of 'em - just so they could get their patetented fisting daisy chain thing going on.

Rev is bothered about football? He should turn is 'straight eye for the queer guy' on this little lot.

It was like a puppet version of closing time at 'Heaven'

I too have been denied a vote - but I'm English and don't live in Scotland.

That's either a completely valid point or the best non-sequitir ever, depending, I suspect, on how pissed you are.

Not a fucking chance.

I'm the Ninja Poster! No one notices me. I slip easily from one dimension to another, antagonising no one, leaving no imprint of my passing. I could walk a cross Kung Fu's ricepaper and not leave a mark, dead easy.

David Carradine was a cunt.

As is the functionality of this digital shit-farm which STILL doesn't allow me to post quotes - shit piss bollocks arsecandles....

Would allow people one murder victim a decade - no questions asked, no comeback. You can just murder someone and go 'Yup, that was me - he was giving me random bad attitude so I just offed the cunt and now I'm claiming my get out of jail free card' for this decade.'

That way you'd have to be a lot more pleasant and considerate of other people because you'd never know that when you decided to turn some shitty drum 'n bass tinnitus-inducing shite up to eleven in your Barryd-up near-write of mobile Halfords Sound System, that it wasn't Old Jiggs at the side of the road, armed with a shoulder launched Howitzer aimed right at you.

Also - this whole 'Time to Junction Whatever' jive-ass motherfuck speak.

What sub-trainspotting sad sap knows the numbers of Junctions of motorways? I know where Bedford is, much though it pains me to admit it,and can remember it's off Junction 13 on the M1 because I used to drive there every day, but apart from that. Come on people - pop quiz time: What's at Junction 22 of the M25 other than a big fucking traffic jam and a dead badger?

I'm thinking Harvey Keitel in 'Bad Lieutenant'

"Show him. Show him with your mouth. Show him how you suck a guys cock. You fucking whore piece of shit - show him!"

Don't give a fuck about the Miners - work harder in school you stupid cunts

But she acquiesced to the lies of the South Yorkshire Police over Hillsborough and for that I hope they dig her up and Wat Tyler skull-fucks her eyehole sockets, whilst Billy Braggs intones a left-wing dirge at volume eleven as a soundtrack, until she prays to a long-dead God who has already abandoned her, for the rest of eternity

We've got the same round our way.

Built a big fuck-off theatre as a willy-waving exercise, to prove how 'fast-lane zeitgeist' they are.

Headlining act next week?

John Otway

They don't indicate because they have clutch problem

They can't stop 'clutching' their (miniscule) cocks about how they've brown-nosed their way to the 33rd percentile of their shitty corporate ladder at Really Big PLC'

Caution - Christ-Child on Board....second coming imminent'

That'll fox the fuckers , especially those docile twats with a 'fish' sticker on the back

Marillion were cunts

I rather hope they get independence,

It'll be a comedy jamboree bigger than any Perrier-award winning, Edingurgh-fixted wankery going on there this summer.

But then M'Lady P turns up like a human Haze pomander, wafting her fragrant loveliness over the mire, eradicating all the smut like Clit Bang

You bloody liar!

Galapagos Turtles are gentle and considerate lovers - just ask Brony.

The Hattie Jacques-lookalike you mean?

"Climb in to every novice

Ford every stream (of piss)

Follow every thighway

'Til you find your (wet) dream"

Cheers you cynical cunts!

I for one will never watch 'The Sound Of Music' with such innocence ever again!

Can someone let me know if I can buy Totalitarian Coffee? Something from North Korea say, containing the sweat of orphaned children or with A big fuck-off Banksy-style portrait of Pol Pot as the logo?

That would appeal to my cruel imperialistic capitalist tastes, even if it tasted like bum-gravy.

....and, eh batey-fellows. A  spot of advice.

How, in the name of all that does not suck, do you get another posters quotes into your post?

Intuitively it feels like you should just hit the 'Quote' button in the original post then let slip the dogs of war but 'intuitively' in this case works as well as metaphor at a gangbang.

Any help greatly appreciated.

That Louise Mensch always did it for me.

Cough my filthy yoghurt over her snooty beak, whilst her husband got Metallica to play 'Enter Sandman' at eleven as an accompaniment.

Probably with his swarthy, young Moroccan manservant Raoul, sipping Gin Slings naked on a beach in Phuket, unashamed of the spots on his bottom.