Jiggerycock

Think we may be in danger of getting bogged down examining the medium, when it's the content that's the important thing.

Certainly the quality of bile and invective seems well up to British Kite Mark standards for offensiveness in recent weeks

There you go, you curmudgeonly git!

Pregnant with opportunities, rough hew them how we will!

All the misery-gutses can kiss my fucking hoop!

Not for Frank Moloney it isn't - although, I suppose in a genitalia way, it is.

I love it!

Loads of new buttons, functionality and cool stuff you haven't a clue what it does but it's really shiny and gives you the horn.

My love gun has collapsed the tri-pronged scrotal mount upon which it was gloriously arrayed.

Looks like his Samuel Smiles are giving him gyp

"Get your cock out of that choirboys throat, you raddled old pervert" wasn't it?

Well fuck-a-doodle-doo, that took a bloody eternity!

I'm back.....from outer space.... I just got here to see spunk dripping from the nose upon your face etc.

It may have taken a while for me to get to grips with the requirements, then the re registering process, then the 'lets hunt for the validation e-mail' game they like you to play but anyway, I'm like pig in a field of truffles.....on crack.....wanking!

Look out you mothers!

Emoticons a go-go!!