Jiggerycock

Yet another example of the vast distance from reality that the EU displays, showing us that it is nothing much more than a 1950's utopian project with a vast bureaucracy to sustain it, ever more conspicuous in its irrelevance.

This development is all about diverting the focus of responsibility for the spectacular fuck-up overseen by Ursula Fonder-Lying and her retinue of cuntwitted apparatchiks regarding the EU's procurement of vaccines.

Of course, it may well (should?) serve to concentrate the thinking of managers for any multi-national company contemplating setting up in the EU, given the latter's propensity to heavy-handed officialdom and potential for actual (armed?) intervention in companies' distribution and order fulfilment process. 

{sits back, lights up a cheroot}

See I was around in the Holy Moly days in the 'noughties' with the likes of Blartmonster, fighting the Bodrachowski Wars - fucking Google me you cunts if you don't believe me!

However I see myself as a sort of cunting 'John Peel' (a tautology if ever there was one), forever in pursuit of the 'new' and the 'challenging' (which Is why I find the likes of Harold such a monumental source of disappointment), kicking down the old cunters and venting spleen with the tenacity and clarity purpose that only 've kidz possess.

Now nurse - pass me my wintergreen and a nip of Doctor Collis Brownes for my spastic colon.

Have a look in the mirror and ask yourself 'What do I bring to the table'.

The biscuits?

That and a simmering air of sexual dynamism and a cock the size of Somerset.

12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I’d like to give the owners of these greedy shitcunt clubs the Black & Decker hammer drill treatment then move on to the poncy fucking players. Eric is correct re it going to shit in the 90s, about the same time I lost all interest, and Neil’s stats on Mourinho’s earning sums it up. Multi millionaires prancing around like tits being watched by thick cunts in council houses who fill their pockets ever further 

If only - at least they would have some semblance of attachment to their team and understanding of their history, tradition and culture.

If you'd have said 'The sort of Pacific Rim cunts whose only trip to England to see Spurs play ended up at Tottenham Court Road tube station asking for directions to the ground' then you'd have been close.

This (thankfully stillborn it seems) piece of offal was all about them and not 'Legacy (i.e real) fans' in Europe

18 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

Were the players asked their opinions? I doubt it. Not that many of them will care.

....or be able to articulate them.

"s' a continent of two halves. The chairman dun great and at ve' end of 've day my bank balance is the winner"

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

She probably thinks Fanny Craddock is a contraceptive. 

...or a sexually transmitted disease

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

There was a cookery programme on the other day with one of these whale lipped cunts. She was told to cook something until it wilted. "Wot does wilted mean"?  Fanny Craddock would have torn her a new arsehole. 

Presenter missed a trick there.

He should have invoked the ghost of Ms Craddock by telling her to 'cook them until her doughnuts came out looking like Fannys' and seen the look of confusion on the munters' face.

2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

So he's unlikely to be mastering wiping his own arse in the foreseeable future then.

He's done that already - he uses his hand and then flings the result around, hoping to hit members of the bourgeoise.

15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Indeed punkers, but how does one eliminate them? Any sane government would start dosing infertility drugs into Greggs or KFC and its not like they'll be missed- most are unemployed or do jobs a trained hybrid could.

On a more serious point, the problems associated with climate change and the destruction of planet earth are all down to too many people. With half the worlds population there'd be half the pollution, plastic, water use, land in agriculture, amount of commercial fishing and deforestation. Financial incentives for smaller families, big ones for no children at all, an absolute limit of 2 shit kids per fanny (followed by compulsory sterilization) and massive financial penalties for more- the extra kid receives no free healthcare or education. Fuck hum rights, its that that's fucking over the planet for everybody else.

I know this goes against your supposed catholic doctrine to flood the world with more and more cunts, but I know you wouldn't hesitate for a second to vaporize the morlocks of this world. 

Malthus wasn't a cunt 

Eugenics!

Nice one man!

4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Difficult one that, how do you change the self entitled, I am always right, offended at everything attitude of a generation of young fuckwits?

Like you say, it's a tricky one but I think flamethrowers may have a part to play

34 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

It's no good looking for exoneration of the current offenders by saying

# it's always gone on in this country

# Labour are just as bad

# the whole world is the same, it's everywhere 

You have to deal with what' s going on NOW. 

Me? Why is it down to me??

The State has checks and balances to del with this kind of thing. Oh wait, no it hasn't at least none that are effective, which makes my point. It's always gone on and no bugger is vexed enough about it to vote in anyone who will do Jack Shit about it.

Deal with it - how? Practically - and don't give me a load of revolutionary bullshit out of your 'Pol Pot guide to slaughtering the middle classes' - how? 

No one is getting rid of the secret handshake, the old school tie and beer and sandwiches for the Union grandees. Just try and walk on the bullshit rather than drown in it

20 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I’ve got a few DK albums but my fave bands from that 2nd (1st?) wave of American punk and hardcore are DOA, Black Flag, The Descendents, Minor Threat and Bad Religion 

Music today is so fucking tame

Now you're talking!

I presume you're also familiar with the work of Bad Brains, The Minutemen, Circle Jerks?

I read somewhere the other day that Lady Gaga was regarded as 'edgy' and I realised it was all over for me and the music press / thought leaders.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

You'd be naive to think this pattern isn't the norm across business and all branches controlled by the public school privileged up and down the land. Which accounts for the fact that this is in reality a backward country. Hi Mr B Ward! 

But that's not the point is it?

You're right - businesses grease the palms of power the world over but you seem to think it's purely the Tories (in the UK) that are on the take. That may be the case, because, as I pointed out, they have been in power for longer than anyone else since WW2 and have therefore more opportunity for mud to stick

However, just off the top of my head ; Harold Wilsons 'Lavender List', Peter Jay, Peter Mandelson (x2), Tessa Jowell's husband.....but hey, like you said my understanding of politics is negligible and I'm sure you, Master Oogway of the 6th Form Common Room, will dispense your special brand of wisdom from stage left and explain these away as 'lapses of judgement' or the recipients 'not being true socialists' and 'if only we had Pol Pot in charge then there would be no backhanders because we'd all be necking ambrosia, knee deep in gin and hookers.'

5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Just ignore this irrelevant spastic cunt.

Why?

It's going to write its semi-literate, hyper-punctuated, ill-informed screed no matter what - may as well have some fun with it.

17 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Your understanding of politics is a lesson in pig ignorance 

Really?

Your splentetic diatribes on this matter merely serve to remind me of Lord Acton's most famous quote, with which you're doubtless familiar, given your wealth of knowledge in the political arena.

Of course, this applies more to the Tories, because they've had their hands more on the levers of power in the last several years.

15 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

My heavy rock mettalica experience stopped with Black Sabbath

You're nothing more than a wannabee with your pretend music insights sitting alongside your pretentious political musings.

Stop trying - and when I say 'trying' I mean 'breathing'

5 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

It's a quote from a Dead Kennedys song Harold.  

Wasted on 'Student Grant' here I'm afraid

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

I hear Dave is being touted for the remake of Indecent Proposal. A sort of La Cage aux Folies gay version acceptable to the Jewish tory rightwing [musn't offend the Greenshits/sills] minus the laughs. 

I hear you're up for the role of 'Third bag of dirty washing from the left (the extreme left you'll be pleased to know)' in the remake of 'My Beautiful Laundrette'

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Jobless millions whisked away, 
At last we have more room to play, 
All systems go to kill the poor tonight.

Are you okay old boy?

Only it's all getting very 'Dead Kennedys'. You're not too drunk to fuck are you (asking for a friend)?

21 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

And good night to you dimwit. 

Is this just good old knockabout Cunts Corner abuse - or are you planning one of your more sinister Stalinist purges?

17 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Well we all knew that anyway. Greensill. Cameron

# admits he should have used formal channels

# does NOT admit he did anything wrong

Am I the only one to see an incompatibility in these two statements? Is there anybody better qualified than an ex-Prime Minister to KNOW about how the proper formal procedures work, to JUDGE what is right and wrong when lobbying? Especially where substantial government public money is involved. Especially when they personally have a MULTI MILLION POUND STAKE in the beneficiary company of that lobbying. 

Will Cameron be allowed to dance away from what is clearly deep state corrupt behaviour in the same way he danced away following the divisive 2016 referendum? 

The ONLY reason, I think, this equally rotten dodgy sticky fingered government didn’t play ball with Dear Dave, because they know they're already under the public accounts microscope and there is already a gathering head of curiosity and alarm about government contracts amounting to a possible future scandal of Watergate proportions. 

I find it ALARMING AND EQUALLY DAMAGING that an "experienced" politician like Dear Dave felt he was able to make such first name approaches to members of the government and get away with it. 

Ooh - bit of politics!

My name is Childe Harold

Goodnight!

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

My preference would be "fuck all", but given the whole mob of them don't have an O Level between them you could probably replace them with black mould and still raise the average IQ.

My choice?

Wayne and Collette Rooney, all the Spice Girls and Joey Essex

Presumably he committed the ultimate rappers faux-pas by waving his hands in the air like he DID care, after which, regrettably, some homie had to pop a cap in his ass, fo' shizzle

The BBC sport website you say?

One of the great jockeys of modern times retired on Saturday - it got a mench on the BBC website and slightly less than fuck all on the actual news, what with all this kind of buggery-fuck taking up airtime and pixels.

Call me old fashioned but when I access a sports website, I want to know which minute between the 80th and 95th Tottenham have conceded an equaliser - and not whether the corner flag has the correct gender pronoun.

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9426359/Anger-Union-flag-taken-outside-race-row-school.html

I won't go into what's been occurring at this seat of learning as the report makes it clear. But no doubt, being the UK, the school will give in to the pissed off noirs, white woke middle class protestors and the permanently offended. This country is, as Jim Lahey would put it, sliding down the shit rope. 

 

......The teaching unions being more interested in gesture poilitics than actually supporting a colleague in fear of his life at Batley Grammar School, for undertaking nothing more than sound teaching under freedom of speech principles?