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12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I was listening to The Average White Band when I was cooking tonight. I suppose they'd have to change their name as well. 

Try 'Rainbow Sabbath' for some politically correct listening pleasure

N.B Ronnie James Dio sings with both of them

17 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

A 22 year old at Goldman Sachs took his own life in 2015 .. he might have been better taking someone else's life.

On a global scale, he probably did

15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Yowsir massa Billy! Yowsir! 

"Mah nem.......is Toby!"

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Franks never been beaten in a race to the bottom. The man’s a fucking disgrace. Someone please murder him.

Other than by Punkape

55 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.

Paper cuts to the japeye are

10 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

Well how about Attic Ants or Basement Badgers or Drawing Room Dormice ?

Thought they went downhill after 'Stand and Deliver'.

Those other two were a Joy Division tribute band and a short-lived New Romantic combo weren't they?

21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Sleaford Mods?

Jerry Sadowitz!

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Jiggers, you are the new People's Poet. 

Silk Cut - Cancerous
Dodge my fare on the bus
Big Audio Dynamite
What a load of fucking shite
I went down to my local Sainsbury's
10 regular Tampax and a box of matches please
I demand to get on childrens' ITV
And fuck the tits off Sue Robbie

4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Jiggers, you are the new People's Poet. 

Yes - and one day all the punks and skins and rastas will build a shrine to me

Vis a vis Covid, Islamic Terrorism, Male violence towards women and the 1001 bullshit covered darts flung at us every day, poems, rainbow flags vigils and choruses of 'Imagine' aren't going to solve anything.

I think it's something to do with 'sticking together' and issues 'not breaking our spirit'; you know gesture politics' that we've gone in for as a nation since the death of Princes Diana.

Now get out there and emote for the cameras - and under no circumstances think about stuff or do anything meaningful

I think lockdown, YouPorn and burnishing your todger down to a nubbin of a clitoris has plenty to do with it

It's funny that professional footballers have a trades union.

Like discovering Al Qaeda have a Health and Safety executive.

1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

After a very mutually satisfying meeting, she thanked me for my input.  

Did it result in a solution?

There's still good stuff out there.

You just have to look hard, keep an open mind and take lots of anti-retroviral X-Factor / The Voice / BGT drugs

I know it's all down to personal taste but if you do hum and whirr to guitar riffs and shouty vocals you could do worse than checkout The Dirty Nil, Amaranthe, Wintefylleth & Callow Saints.

....but yeah you're right in one respect.

Mumford and Sons sound like a bunch of walruses giving birth to farm equipment.

Mental Health issues is THE great get-out-of-jail free cum emperors-new-clothes of our day, isn't it?

You aren't black, poor, gay or female well never mind, you can still take your place on the victim hierarchy ladder! Just claim you are suicidal or have attempted suicide (n.b suicide being a relatively easy process to master) and they can't fucking touch you for it!

As for not talking about tit - do me a favour!!

Harry and Wills and the execrable Me-Again. Elton. Fashionistas, wearing their bi-polar disorder like Gucci, Gazza - you can't shut the cunts up about it!

Forget bearing your lot stoically and getting on with it - you MUST talk about it, preferably loudly and prolonged, preferably into a microphone and to a captive audience, preferably without any critical analysis.

Funny how - like Chronic Fatigue Syndrome - mental illness never affects subsistence farmers in sub-Saharan Africa?

I'm just amazed the bears are allowed to live at all

Isn't it a custom for them to be drained of their bile so that impotent Chinaman can suck it down like Tequila shots on a stag do, to coax one last stiffie out of their tiny winkles? 

There's no endangered species these cunts won't drain of some vital organ / fluid in order to crack one out.

Up your game Neil for fuck's sake - they're laughing at you!

Go on, I'll bite.....

You mean 'vigils' don't you?

Otherwise I don't see the relevance of people visiting the presently-injured Liverpool and Holland centre-half?

Where's our resident Socialist Workers Party leader, when you need a balanced, measured take on all this?

Ironing his 'Che Lives' T-Shirt, whilst trying hard not to be 'Babylon' probably

Or they're playing their tinnitus-inducing 'nearly-music'  - always that 'DJ Fuckhead' drum and bass shit (.......maybe not the old lady in Southerncunts OP. .........she strikes me more as a 'Norwegian Black Metal' type)

40 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

There are approx. 18 million human slaves in India yet the narrative, by the watered down descendants of voluntary immigration, is to bang on about shit that happened 100s of years ago and do fuck all about the current problem. Add to these the numbers in Pakistan, Bangladesh, the Middle East, the child slaves in West Africa etc etc and we're probably looking at over a 100 million poor cunts under the whip.

Perhaps these deeply offended first world mulatto cunts should shut the fuck up about history and the grinding injustice and inequality they're force to live in (whislt enjoying free broadband and 6 quid lattes) and read about the real whole of today. 

Sort of.

I picked out slavery as an example but it could have been any number of subjects where the desire to 'have an honest conversation......' about something is nothing more than a chance to parade a litany of one-sided opinions, shorn of context or criticism

It's the same mouthwash, slooshing over to the other cheek

Whilst I'm on a roll, 'Twitter' isn't 'The British Public' either

Well first off, who the hell are you to start setting the agenda for national debate - fuck off!

Second I'm up for this 'honest' conversation - racism, mental health, religion - provided it is genuinely honest and not a parade of inadequate grotesques from the victim hierarchy, given a microphone and an uncritical audience.

Slavery? Sure! Let's look at your Edward Colstons etc, providing we can also examine the role Britain played in ending slavery, the part the Royal Navy continues to play in policing people trafficking, the complicity of Berber, Touareg and indigenous West African tribes in the 18-19th Century slave trade and modern slavery where (predominantly) Muslim women get paid a pittance in Leicester sweatshops to produce cheap clothes for a society hooked on disposeable fashion.

......Because if you're not prepared to have this honest debate then you're bringing a knife to a gun fight AND WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME - you cunt!

Ignore these pair of cunts.

The turbulence around Princess Di didn't last and people actually liked her

24 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

You just skate on down the cul de sac with frosty n bojo n his Eaton millionaire chums trukky baby..yer rapidly runnin outa pals n credibility...oo we see that Indian students can now come to Britain and work without sponsorship..prepare for more diversity..lol

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

They can?

Great!

Be able to secure the best talent in the world on a 'needs' basis now

Racists don't like it, well that makes it a win-win for me. Dopey cunts should have read the Leavers small print - or voted to remain in the overwhelmingly white (Northern) European boys club

6 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Personally I much prefer Maplins. I seem to recall they too had a gypsy problem once, resolved when Ted Bovis had a bare-knuckle fight with Paddy Doherty, Gladys Pugh was forced to sell her xylophone for scrap, and Peggy was passed around mercilessly by the Tarmac crew before being sold to some Albanian Human Traffickers. 

Gritty episode that. Real pathos.

Yeah - put me in mind of Gielgud's 'Lear' at Stratford in '58, cept without the poofiness.