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3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I don’t remember ‘Hacksaw Jim Duggan’ acting poofy.

It’s a pity Ravishing Rick Rude is gone, and not able to chin this cunt properly.

Apart from a couple of his sycophantic mates and hanger-on-ers, it seems a lot of the wrestling world are in agreement he's creepy and weird too.

Kenny Omega is one extremely suspect guy, apart from looking like the ancient aliens meme bloke this weirdo loves hanging around in Japan constantly where he has in no particular order: Wrestled 9 year old girls as well as stayed in touch with them from that age till they were teen adults(he is 39 I think), dressed up like a princess, wrestled blow up dolls, wrestled gay male japanese wrestlers in nothing but a thong and boots and stuck his fingers up their arseholes during the match and to top it all off in an interview when asked what Rockstar would he like to be he said Ian Watkins of LostProphets. Definitely not right in the head. An ugly fuck with shit hair too.

 Wouldn't be my first choice of babysitter and it's not just me who thinks this either.

21 hours ago, Burt said:

Biggest shot hole I've ever been to, wipe their arses with their hands, no wonder you get the screaming shits when you go to this shit hole. Dirty Muslim CUNTS.

Agreed fuck Norfolk.

On 06/05/2023 at 18:28, King Billy said:

Only a sad little virgin fuckwit with his cross eyes almost completely closed, and squinting at it while furiously tugging his micro maggot with his one non flid hand could make it look even remotely like what you’ve just described, so full marks to you for ‘pulling it off’. Lol lol lol.

You probably need to use a pair of tweezers and a high powered industrial microscope every time you take your wrinkly old man cock for a piss you geriatric smack head. 😃

On 07/05/2023 at 16:15, Dick Fiddler said:

The fact is that girls of 16-18 are incredibly fertile and give off a particular smell that women in their 20's and 30's do not

Lemon flavour scampi fries Extra strong?

On 06/05/2023 at 12:07, Wolfie said:

Actually, I had a suspicion you might be the Erroreptile abomination based on your love of fast cars and quickfire responses, as @Roadkill has already sensed. Perhaps we are wrong, but we'll need to put you through a couple of initiation tests first.

Does this below ring any bells? I'd tread carefully with a considered answer: it's not me you might need to worry about.

 

 

Why would i be worried about anything? Some cunt from 4 years ago asking about an s2000. 

And?

Anyway I was thinking of wanking myself off with a pair of large MMA gloves tonight and pretending it's Susan Boyle or Andre the giant giving me a hand job, you know for a treat and something different. What do you think of that then?

3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I think most of us have had good reason to despise these arseholes for years. Weird, bespectacled vitamin pushers with a hugely inflated sense of self worth. They lurk away behind their racks of mysterious boxes, pushing fearsome middle aged witches out front to huff loudly when you ask whether it’s really necessary to wait an hour for someone to find omeprazole off the shelf and wrap it in a bag for you.

They will delight in lingering an extra ten minutes in their fortified lair waiting for the anxious hypochondriacs stalking their aisles to load up on supplements, protein shakes and moisturiser, thus keeping their BMW in petrol another week. Always ready with a suck of the teeth if you want more than six paracetamol or recommending an urgent GP appointment if you think your new blood pressure medicine might be giving you itchy teeth. Happy of course to branch out into travel medicine (“have you bought some of this DEET spray, only £30”) or health checks (have you noticed our range of slimming shakes, fatty?), they’ll be content to milk the public for evermore whilst taking zero clinical responsibility. The added pleasure of torturing the spotty youth who wants some Durex or the morning after pill is a huge rush for these power hungry maniacs. 

Now, noted son of pharmacist Rishi Sunak wants to give them free reign to solve the UK GP access crisis. In so doing, antibiotic stewardship goes out the fucking window and the coming multi-resistant superbug gets moved forward a decade. Fuck them and their dispensing-fee fuelled bullshit. It’s about time Amazon moved into prescription meds and consigned these dinosaurs to the days of fucking leeches. Cunts.

Does australia even have high streets you fucking dickhead? I under the impression it was a load of flat empty fuck all interspersed by some dreary suburban neighbourhoods and you have to drive 300 miles to find any sort of 'civilisation'. Cunt.

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I edited this as I thought Eric posted it. Regroup…best I can offer. ATB…kinda.

Are you wankered too then? I'm going to have to look up this erroreptyle shit because I'm at a loss.

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

It was. He’s unmasked and you’re getting old.

I'm not sure what any of this means.

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You’re almost definitely Erroreptyle 404. Exactly the same ‘matter of fact’ way of talking/writing. I remember clearly, talking to you pissed up about 3 years ago, when. I told you the story of my grandad getting blown up on a minesweeper. 
If it’s you, do the ‘secret signal’… change your avatar to Ainsley Harriot wanking off a massive cock into a frying pan.

I'm not sure I follow at all 🤔

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

This place is not Instagram. You are now officially fucked. Good luck when the monsters wake up.

It wasn't 'like' like an airhead from California would use it, calm down. Who are the monsters? It's not that wanker who gets all emotional about farting jack Russel cum across his living room is it?

12 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

2009. Jenson Button won the championship back in 2009 with Brawn GP - formerly BAR Honda and Mercedes the year after.

He then went on to be a bit shit honestly, his final appearance on the grid being a guest appearance in Fernando Alonso's McLaren at Monaco in 2017 where he somehow managed to flip a cunt.

Divin't know owt about NASCAR other than its shite.

Didn't McLaren gift Jenson his own personal McLaren P1 and he ended up putting it up for sale for like £2million or something. You are correct about NASCAR but apparently the cars are built here in the UK?

8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Kills. I take it all back.

I've been drinking since 7pm give me a fucking break.

3 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

You've opened Pandora's box, Mullsy. Get me talking about F1 and I'll talk you into the fucking grave.

Your head will explode like Jules Bianchi taking a crane to the face in 2014. You'll combust in a ball of flame like you've just crashed a Honda RA302 into a petrol station.

Good thing you don't give a shit, eh? I'm going to fuck you like Timo Glock fucked Massa in 2008. You'll leave this place in complete and utter disgrace like Nelson Piquet Jr after crashgate.

I don't follow F1 to be honest so it will fall on deaf ears, the last time i think i knew anything about F1 was when Jensen Button was the current hot thing and obviously Hamilton since then. I saw a Chevrolet Nascar...car? on the back of a trailer a week or two ago, actually not as big as I thought they were.

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You would have loved the Whale tail Sierra Cosworth. Essex police bought 4 of them in the late 80s to use as motorway chasers. The police thought that the whale tail spoiler was unbecoming of a police car, so they removed them. Within a month, Ford Motor Company had to explain to them why the front bumpers and radiators had been ripped out whilst braking from 150mph. 
 The police are still stupid.

About 6-7 years ago someone down the street from me had a metallic orange Cosworth RS turbo I think. The few on eBay were worth £20'000 grand back then so god knows what they're worth nowadays. 

8 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I remember 2011 when there was Lotus and Paki Lotus on the grid:

Excellent.

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

JPS or JSP?

I don't follow. Fancy a smoke?

2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Ferrari are a bunch of cunts. I'm a Williams man.

I'm a John Player special kind of man.

I bet roadkill has one of these beds and wakes up screeching autistically with his hands flapping everywhere in his Ferrari kids pyjamas on a Saturday morning, when the final part of The Chain by Fleetwood Mac is played over ITV adverts for F1 with cars crashing everywhere 🏎️ 💧🍆

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Superb. Kill him LM…no cunt likes him anyway.

I know your game...lol.

34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I bet your Rorschach results were a fucking riot. Weirdo.

Hey it's Deric Birdman, when do you plan on doing a dunblane you gun toting fuckwit? lol

Just now, Roadkill said:

Fuck off. I win.

Chug a few pints of weed killer you cunt 👍

On 24/04/2023 at 12:03, Roadkill said:

... Says the cunt who wants us to build hundreds of warships of varying size and capability from a few Scottish shipyards, with absolutely no idea where we'd park them, then send them to Antarctica with vague orders to "hold the line" as they wait offshore in the freezing fucking cold for the contractors to build a habitat capable of supporting human life in harsh conditions, extracting, storing and transporting materials and housing a large garrison of troops. 

What you were spouting wasn't any kind of geopolitical strategy - it was fantasy dependant upon what ifs and time travel.

What I was saying was nothing more than pointing out the faults in your logic. You persisted, I took the piss.

Geopolitical fucking strategy, indeed. Oh la-de-daa.

I'll reply to this bollocks when i can be arsed.

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

I’m going to pretend you never said that DC as your phone has obviously been taken over by some sort of AI bot.

As you were.

It looks like a cock and balls pointing two guns, is that the look you were going for?

30 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I gave up with this one Decs.

"Why don't we?"

"Because we can't and even if we could it wouldn't work anyway."

"...We still should though..."

"..."

"I weawwy, weawwy wish we would."

great response, just as as well you're not a geopolitical strategist.