BunchaCunts

I'll come clean. I was, but I got an early release as I promised to stop licking my balls and arse in the visitation room. Apparently, it's not the done thing.

Nope. Why do you ask?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/bbc-news-transparency-bbc-verify I can't think of a more trustworthy organisation to decipher misinformation and bestow the "truth" on us mere plebs. Any plasticine brained cunt still paying any attention to what comes out of this woke, paedo supporting, agenda pushing, tokenistic shit show needs a 2x4 wrapping around their cranium before their remains are forcibly pushed into the nearest dog shit bin. Luckily for the BBC the last few years have shown just how many feeble minded, compliant morons there are in the UK to lead astray. Let the show begin!

Hello, I was, unfortunately, but I escaped as the skinflint only used 6mm rope. That shithole is getting 1 star on AirBnB.

It's a shame the dirty old fucker wasn't drawn through the streets of Bray behind a Holden Commodore before being quartered by kangaroos. Didgeridoo tooting cunt!