BunchaCunts

5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That doesn’t make any sense. 

Neither did Snowys post. Were they asking if my grape picture was a reference to you, or the video of a bloke fucking a sheep? Either way it was nonsensical drivel. 

I apologise if I caused any offence, but just for the record, you didn't deny being an ovis sex pest. 

23 hours ago, Snowy said:

I like the cut of your jib,I don't know who the fuck you are but your grape picture has me intrigued if this a refrence to memeberberries @Eric Cuntman if not fuck off and go about your day.

No it was aimed at Pens farmer cousin and the dog shit maestro.

If I've interpreted the above correctly, @Eric Cuntman it looks like Snowy is accusing you of slotting one up the local mutton supply. How do you plead? 

22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Has your farmer cousin shotgunned their dog in the face for worrying his sheep?

He encourages this sort of behaviour I guarantee! There's even a bit at the end for Zev.

1 hour ago, Zev said:

So do I, thanks for your concern🛌😴💤

Horlicks laced with dog shit will do that to you.

1 hour ago, and said:

Hilarious, you've been well trained.

Is that another dog related pun because of the avatar? Does it give you a chubby? 🐕 

2 hours ago, Mike Hunt said:

Thought you were going to say "Why do the LGBTQ+ brigade all have mental health/ID issues?" The quiet ones can carry on keeping their heads down, but the noisy ones and activists should do the decent thing and drop dead, preferably by midnight tonight.

As Alan Sugar would say "I don't wanna hear another word from you lot".

To be honest, I have no issue at all with most of that community. It's these deluded weirdos who demand we join them in the bastardisation of science and the English language that I have no time or sympathy for.

If you want some Alan Sugar quotes, this'll sort you out. It start properly at 1:45

46 minutes ago, and said:

Didn't take long for you to ingratiate yourself into the little boys club.

LOL

If I'm not the only one calling you an arse-licking cunt and telling you to fuck off, then stop being an arse-licking cunt and fuck off. 

As for the boys club, if I'm accepted, I hope the initiation ritual involves lacing dog shit with anthrax and razor blades in the Barnet area and pissing on you before you completely bleed out.

2 minutes ago, and said:

 

Know thyself.

 

Go fuck thyself you foul idle-headed fustilarian.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/61563551

While having hormone therapy, Bridges continued to compete in men's races, finishing 43rd out of 45 riders in the elite men's criterium at the Loughborough Cycling Festival in May 2021 and, in September that year, placing second to last in the Welsh National Championship road race, a 12km lap behind the winner.

In 2022, in her final men's race, Bridges won a men's points race at the British Universities Championships.

"I could have just not ridden [in men's events], which probably would have been somewhat better for my mental health and for affirming my identity," she said. "I don't know if it's the right decision or not, but that's what I did."

Why is it always the same story with these cunts? Absolute shit when they compete against other blokes, then jump ship to challenge women who haven't had the benefit of years of testosterone flowing through them, then whinge when people call them out for what they are: cheating, delusional, fuck ups who couldn't compete on a level playing field.

I'm half tempted to buy a wig and go and kick its cunt it. I can tell the judge I'm also a woman so it was a fair fight and get a suspended sentence.

1 hour ago, Shitpipe Sid said:

They could, but who'd want to employ a stinking uppity coon with a hairdressing diploma?

Funny Cunt! I've just inadvertently spat coffee all over my desk thanks to you.

9 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

Morgan's in the right of course, but giving this entitled racist golly the publicity/notoriety he's been seeking to enhance their viewing figures is just wrong.

At least this'll reach a wider audience than just the spackers who use TikTok, meaning his chances of being attacked by the general public have gone up exponentially. Silver lining and all that.

Is it because I'm black? No mate, its because you're an oxygen thieving cunt.

27 minutes ago, Decimus said:

That's an offer you certainly won't need to make twice where R-Soles is concerned, BC.

I don't think Roops and the others would be overly happy about dipping their members in dogshit beforehand though Decs.

7 hours ago, and said:

Yeah, if they had a cock measuring contest you'd probably win that as well, fuckin' shower of misogynistic cunts can't handle being spanked by the superior gender.

LOL

Fucking arse licker! Why don't you offer your nortrils up as a measuring device and go full Schwarzenegger with it? You get to snort up anything that dribbles out the end as an added bonus.

7 minutes ago, and said:

So, it's name is Boris?

Yes, its has a better haircut though and doesn't smell like University of Warwick minge.

3 hours ago, Shitpipe Sid said:

You're gonna fucking love Glastonbury this year then...

Don't forget your"Lizzbians" t-shirt.

Good shout; I'll pick one up after I've finished dying my hair rainbow-coloured and shoved enough avacado toast up my arse to feed the other gap year cunts attending.

I hope it rains and that mycelium structure collapses on the fuckers.

He is an intelligent young man and a young man with some potential.”

He said that his client was neither in work nor education, but was instead in receipt of Universal Credit.

What a surprise! Yet another lazy fame hungry cocksucker overstepping the boundary.

Its a shame they didn't have a staffy or pitbull to pull his cunting face off then he could get himself on PIP as well.

19 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Do you spend your days (and nights) watching this? Are you a mong in a wheelchair?

Hell no! A clip of it was featured on something else I was watching, and the hosts were taking the piss out of it.

I'd happily pump mustard gas into that room and watch all the vapid cunts fight for their last breath.

No I'm not. Were you hoping there was another member with similar circumstances to yourself so you could have a cry with them? 

2 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

Jesus Christ, I hope to God she's been photoshopped.

Unfortunately not. That human-sized pork scratching is a he, by the way. Johnson and all, apparently!

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/women-quite-clearly-can-have-penis-ed-davey-says/

I'm sick of seeing stuff like this from pandering cunt politicians and celebrities.

No Ed, if it has a cock, bollocks and an XY chromosome then common sense and basic biology would say its male. 

Most of these cunts claiming to be "female" are nothing but perverted, cross dressing, mentally ill attention seekers with fuck all going for them, sounds like some of the members here I know.

I blame social media for this shit show as its given the mental cunts a platform and echo chamber to pat each other on the back say hard done by they are and no cunt dare question the lunacy for fear of having their lives ruined.

This half pig in the pink is a prime example: 

The old biddy in the OP probably didn't deserve to be tased, but this old cunt does. The driver as well for being such a fucking wet wipe of a man.

After reading Roops Thread: The Conspiracy The Bacofoil Brigade Don't Like To Talk About and it turning to the subject of vaccines, it reminded me of this song.

On 21/05/2023 at 10:28, Shitpipe Sid said:

 

I only heard of this bloke recently, but he's made some pretty decent tunes, in all fairness.

43 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I am surprised. Surprised that you actually have a pair of balls to lick. But then again, it shows real balls having a dog as an avatar with the known, and somewhat disturbing proclivities of some of the membership toward that animal species on this site. You know who you are Martin Adams.

You can have a lick as well, if you like. I'll even let you perform your party trick of unhinging your jaw and putting the frank and beans in your gob in one go.

2 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

You will be on some form of licence .. does your probationer officer know that you are posting here?

No, they don't. I didn't have you down as grass, though, Pen. Everyone deserves a second chance, unless you're the Earl of Punkape, then you can fuck off and die a slow and painful death.