colonelkurtz

to quote my gran (retired ward sister) "what a fucking toilet we've got here then"

Who is Ben Vogel? He sounds German

But not as much as Bastian Schweinsteiger 

Well actually, I recall that in court she said she was rubbing his stomach....

it's called multi tasking m'lud ...arf arf !

Are you sure it wasn't a BMW X5?

BMW ? ....fuck a duck .... she'd confess to anything rather than admit that !

the usual bbc career path  ... see also the parade of countless brown nosers,benders,old boys network,general sycophants and not forgetting the BLT's or whatever it is that the homosexualisticals call themselves these days.

good nom dc ....only yesterday while sat behind a bloke in a morris minor traveller i found myself thinking to myself  " what a lucky cunt " !

"I'm not a football fan so I'm probably talking out of my arse here......."

 

mike - i have to confess to being a football fan - and believe me many of us constantly talk out of our arses - and often at great length !

since the cunt has loadsamoney and is the dumbfuck muuricans version of royalty he is more than likely get away with the alleged charges.

Look at the facial expression of the bloke on the record player. He has "Who the fuck does that fat, lezzer white cunt think she is gatecrashing a Black Pride rally?", written all over his face. 

dj be like - "ok you bunch of fucks ...this is the last time i bring along my portable record player ... do you know the trouble i have just to get the cunting thing down the fucking stairs .... and all so that sister lardarse there can wobble on and request  "come on eileen" [geddit!] for fucks sake !

A bit like us , innit? The wrong sort of snow..... No grit for the gritters and towns gridlocked after a snowfall.

this is an ecumenical matter

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Then there's that 'go to' chiselling twatter Martin Lewis of moneysavingexpert.com, hyperventilating his way through every interview at the thought of saving a couple of pence a week by 'shopping around for the best deal' (it's always 'shopping around for the best deal' in his joyless, penny-pinching world)

 .... like the gormless cunts who drive round for 20 miles looking for the cheapest fuel while pissing away twice the 'saving' 

bunch of aristo inbred fuckers - no more no less - who have had several fruitless attempts over the years to go the pr route and reinvent themselves - but just look at the cunts - a king in waiting whose been a fecking old fogey since he was 14 with siblings who do fuck all and a parade of mind boggling hangers on and  liggers . i could rant on but shopping with mrs colonel beckons 

The name Leon Brittan certainly sounds like a paedophile name. I mean I haven't got a single friend who's called Leon who isn't a paedophile.

the name always sounded like a victorian porn star 

I agree london, that wasn't a criticism. I'd give her a fierce one too if I had the chance, but precisely nothing appeared in the press about it.

On a side note, can any of the wimmin on here enlighten me as to how the scarecrow-haired buffoon seems able to shag any female within shouting distance? This is beyond my comprehension, I cannot imagine how any bird could possibly find him attractive.

i'm informed by mrs colonel that it's well known in girlie world that yer man lloyd webber , who has fucked his way through a mile or two of quim , resembles a fecking tripod when he's in heat - so looks apparently are secondary [daresay £800m or so tucked away at natwest helps as well] 

 .... well , mish moneypenny , you're a shite for shore eyes.

There will just be a load of paperwork shredded, witnesses silenced and the scummy cunts will laugh at us while we vote them all back in.

the old boys and girls network will always ensure the nonces,bankers,politicians and the sea of shit they have created will , as usual , get swept under the carpet - and as jiggers observes above there's always x factor,page 3 and the lottery for the plebs.

here comes the summer !

sky news 21/01/15

"unnatural sex" file from 1980's discovered tucked away in national archives naming prominent public figures but mysteriously not made available to the child abuse enquiry [ if the management ever get round to organising one ! ]

"Sir Bernard would not name the individual, but said: "I asked him about it and he denied it, so no, I didn't do anything else. What was the alternative?" ..... well that's fine and dandy old chap. The alternative , you arsewipe , knowing that lying would be second nature to the cunt was to take it further because he would certainly be as deceitful and devious as a fellow cunt like yourself ingham - although those very qualities would be just the ticket if working for thatcher and every pm since.

...let them eat carrot cake i say

Fuck me, that's a blast from the past. I used to throw myself around the house by my own cock to her pics as a teenlad.

you cunt ...i've just spilt my brew laughing at that one !

...... ... building snowmen is deemed blasphemous according to the some top lad mussie clerics intrpretation of Islam ....but here's the best bit - the cunt's in Saudi Arabia for fecks sake where snowmen are all the rage! ...he's probably thinking of the indoor snow dome,ski slope and leisure centre in Medina where he swans off to with the missus and kids and members of the royal family on the weekend while the rest of the believers are busy doing something useful.

If any actual NEW people found this site and wanted to join, I think they may be slightly off put thinking it's full of hostility, not having the experience, exposure or rhythm to our beloved corner.  

but we know better don't we  ....  smug fun lovin criminal cunts that we are