colonelkurtz

13 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Do you think they'll start throwing billions of pounds of taxpayer money into non-existent private companies to take the strain off the vaccination centres?

Or will they be more cunning this time around and try and fool the public by bringing back classic high street names like Blockbuster and Woolworths to launder the money instead? 

Although this shower of shit excuse for a  government is run entirely by Eton - Oxford posh boys with the odd token darkie, northerner or pick and mix minority thrown in  I still hear everything any of them say in Arther Daleys voice.

The youngest person convicted of terrorism in Britain - who plotted to murder police officers in Australia on Anzac Day aged 14 - can be freed from jail, the Parole Board has ruled.The 20-year-old, from Blackburn, who can only be identified as RXG, sent encrypted messages to an Australian jihadist to launch attacks in 2015.He was jailed for life that year after admitting inciting terrorism overseas. 

But the Parole Board now says it is "satisfied" he is suitable for release. They obviously decided as the phsycopathic cunt spent the last 5 years learning crocheting  , perfecting his ballroom dancing moves and reading up on Jane Austen he's now fit to join normal society.

1 hour ago, Goober said:

Seems to be a lot of talk about impeachment (didn't they try that already?) or 25th amendment removal of Trump. Whilst there will be some kind of response, I can't see either happening or the point of it now. What does seem to be clear is that Trump has dug a hole so deep this time he won't be crawling out of it any time soon. He's definitely completely fucked his chances of reelection in 4 years.

The deranged cunts brood of cunt kids will have already formed queue in preparation for 2024 . My money is on the  pug faced, my shit don't stink bimbo, as soon as she's rinsed poppas knob cheese from her gob.

3 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said:

That there is your standard suit expertly cut to disguise the lacy padded basque and thong ensemble c/w stockings and suspenders everyday wear beneath.

14 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

Interesting point. Frankie Boyle has trod this path before and understands the terrain very well. Newspapers will twist , turn and connive to whip up a story and stoke the fires of faux outrage. They have learned nothing from the Diana Spencer , phone tapping and Millie Dowler outrages. Their agendas are those of whoever determines the prevailing wind of the day. They are unprincipled , mercenary cunts.....and journalists should be shunned as pariahs.

Somewhere a media arsewipe will at this moment be tasked with digging some/any dirt on Captain Tom , Rashford , NHS employee or any other of their flavour of the month 'heroes'

All those sovereign states taking  control over their own  borders  .. the cheeky fuckers. How very dare they. Who do they think they are  ..  Nigel fucking Farage ?

2 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

Wouldn't that kill the blood cells as well as the viruses though ?  Maybe Camberwell or LCS can advise...

A quick swig of Domestos and a UV lamp up the shitter  cures all modern ailments said someone , somewhere.

Hair dryers and visi vests .. his years must have Christmas gift ideas chart toppers

For services to smarmy sanctimonious arse licking  I'll raise you Nicholas - 'live from Buckingham Place'  - Witchell

Jumpers for goalposts ... mmm 

12 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

Our palaces of learning need some serious reform for sure.  Cut out the gender studies crap and promote Engineering, Computing and other non political subjects which actually come in useful in the real world.  

We had an Engineering Materials Science and Metallurgy tutor at UMIST who never had the slightest problem equating the potential catastrophic long term effect of martensitic crystalline degradation with the Thatcher bitches disappointment on missing out on a noshing  session with Reagan and having to make do with one up the shitter from Cecil Parkinson. All of which delivered in a non political sense of course but has shaped much of my world view ever since.

The cheeky cunt who decided they could use Link Wrays Rumble riff for a frigging insurance ad . Boils my piss every time. 

A gash like the Sainsburys deli counter pastrami slices tray .. but stinks far worse

1 hour ago, Bunty the Cunty said:

Is it watched most by chavs or the jam & Jerusalem brigade

Basically the types would eagerly tune in to the proposed   "Watch slebs having a shit"

mmm   .. marvellous .. jumpers for goalposts

Civil war or Armageddon .. make no difference to them.  It's simply a case of " there you go muthafucker ..  I've made my point .. so suck it up"

1 hour ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

So was just driving home down a relatively tight lane and came to a section where it gave way on my side to a massive pothole, i pulled up the same time as some middle class geography teacher type in a offroad kitted out landy who then stopped and wouldn't go up the fucking grass verge. Complete spunk sock of a human and given the opportunity I'd have like to have fed him his "one life live it" sticker. I'm well aware the obstruction was on my side but he had an offroad truck. Cuntbag. 

  ... and the dicksplashes who ponce around in the  Nissan or Izuzu pickup thinking they look like some jack the lad geezer when the Tesco weekly shop or Argos trampoline are the most edgy thing ever carried on that deck and the nearest it'll ever get to a grain of sand is Lytham foreshore.

Will he be getting his swingometer out and will Ant and Dec be involved ? 

Musical Theatre ..  what a load of wank .. but special mention to any and all the plagiarised shite by the Lloyd Webber twat .. there can 't be a single solitary  composer living or dead that hasn't had his or her tunes lifted by the cunt to be  given a good stir to be then presented as his latest  masterpiece. Not to say many other usual suspects  aren't guilty of the same but this fucker has turned it into an art form [pun intended] 

But who is going to do the manicures for brickies,oil-rig workers , dustmen or all those southern jessies ?

When one such "tragedy " - lol  - occurred locally , a plod mate tells of having to resist the urge to include in the incident report that never before had the deceased victims arse been in such close proximity to his face.

Balloons and "tributes" .. at the spot where some half wit boy racer cunt - " he were a lovely lad e' was"  -  had a fatal coming together with a perfectly good tree or garden wall 

I'm a bit concerned at Mrs Kurtz's "ooh .. mmm "  reaction Peter Patel !

Jessica Rhianna Mogg looks like a right goer

On 18/06/2020 at 15:16, Eric Cuntman said:

Vera was shit compared to Gracie Fields. Who totally blew her out of the water with that 'Thingummybob' song.

But Vera was responsible for millions more wank soiled and spunk crusty WD issue Y fronts  than the screeching old bat from Rochdale.