colonelkurtz

This whole car racing malarkey is shit nowadays.What happened to the good old days when a couple of  boiler suited flat capped Ernies with a fire extinguisher and damp rag each was more than sufficient to deal with deep fried mangled carnage. Todays fanny dancer cars have roll bars , fuel cut off devices ,  fire and crush resistant materials and probably combined cup holders and trinket trays for all I know.   Stirling Moss ..bald cunt

Apparently young Reg always yearned for his Dads approval or any signs of encouragement regarding his chosen career and lifestyle choice back in the day. Well , if Mr Dwight senior was merely disappointed in his lads antics back then he must have been looking on in apoplectic fucking rage at the state of things in the intervening years.

yerfugginwotmate -  translation ; Salfordian  ..  I beg your pardon 

Decent haircut , nice suits , cool sunglasses, good dancer .. so not all bad

Men with mainly men mates -  Jesus , Hitler , Tommeh , Caligula, Al Capone.

Torn up Daily Mirror on a nail in the lavvy at my Grans .. what do you think of that you mardarse muurican fanny dancers.  Soon it'll be " and how are you t'day  , I sure hope you've cleansed your post evac anus the way your uncle Hiram showed ya " 

Rest  assured it'll all be sorted out for the greater good down at the Lodge

41 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Artillery will be legalised next in America so gung-ho cunts can level entire communities and towns to get a better day out and higher body count.

Well nothing in the constitution prohibits legally held artillery .. what a time to be alive

On 22/07/2019 at 12:55, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm not bothering with it until I've finished the Fireman Sam box set.

What these  wanabee Barry Fucking Normans with their lah dee dah critiques need is a "On the Buses" binge session.

Even the cars going around and around all afternoon stuff  is shit nowadays. What happened to all those crashes and fires like in the old days when a couple of Ernies wearing white boiler suits and flat caps  with a fire extinguisher, damp cloth and brush and shovel each was all that stood between deep fried and mangled viewing spectaculars. Todays fanny dancers have cars with auto fire extinguishers , roll bars,padded seats and fucking cup holders for all I know. 
Stirling Moss .. bald cunt
 

Why it's preferable to be black than gay  .. no need to tell your Mum

....  the " business woman and campaigner"  ...  yea - right - whatever .

35 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

You on meltdown Judge?

Shitting shit on it

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Must admit, it was funny seeing all those middle class whiteys trying  to look cool, dancing to his music. Particularly the bits where he holds the mike towards the audience and gets a posh sounding rendition of that line coming back. 

Although in fairness there are so few songs which express the frustration of inaccurate property surveys , the perils of corked Château de prétense or doshing out for a set of  BMW i8 tyres

15 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Yeah, well fuck you, fuck Heydrich and fuck your crocodile tears for the poor Palestinians who you don’t give a flying fuck about. Kushner is smarter than both of us Herr Oberst. He’s shagging Ivanka every night of the week while you’re jerking off to pictures of Leni Reifenstahl. What i’m doing is none of your business you nose ointment cunt.

How’s the Parkinson’s by the way?

 

He might well be porking her every night of the week ..   while Pops will be cracking one out over her prom picture.

Is there a more gobshited , punchable faced , my shit doesn't stink scouse cunt ?

A bit like someone changing their poncey sounding double barrelled name to something more geezerful .

On 25/03/2019 at 21:29, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said:

Beware Lineker, Izzard, Gervais, Lily Allen and even worse 'breeds trying to fuck up our EU exit. Moreover, the 100,000 strong bunch of cuntbreeds who think it'll make any difference what happens as they're already sat on a fat pile of inherited, middle-class assets. Fuck off and I'll see you at the food bank if you're that poorly off. 

 

 

There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards  [c] Dury 1978

On 17/03/2019 at 02:34, Eric Cuntman said:

That's the best representation of a dart board that the computer designing fraternity could come up with. Anti working class wankers. Like those advertising creatives that make the ads for Screwfix or Toolstation, a load of cunts in hi-viz, prancing around like Dick Van Dyke and slurping on 'a cuppa wiv two shoogers'

Tommy wossisname and the frigging garage doors .. he jast laarves the craawftsmunnship

Smith - Steele , Savile -Thatcher .. same old same old.   

There was an 'alternative' weekly newspaper in the town [all the rage at the time] which was rumoured to have serious shit on Smith and his cronies                                possibly awaiting publication . The presses and building were shut down virtually within one week , presumably on orders from the 'authorities'.

As a kid I would sit through Ask the Family just to hear my old man mutter stuff like  " You condescending patronising know all middle class twat" .. and that was just at the presenter.

11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Come on Eric, it will be a fucking laugh though eh?

.. not to mention the  Daily Express headline announcement and 15 page full colour centrefold spread  and Nicholas Witchell struggling to contain his outrage stood standing outside some posh twat mat unit.

The cunt has missed a trick .. where are all the Dunkin Donuts , Costco, McD outlets at 50 mile intervals ?  Calls himself a deal maker entrepreneur .  Fuck off and die [slowly and in pain] orange shitgibbon.