Mrs Roops

25 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Responding to minnows, so promptly? Rattled…truly rattled. Dreadful…resign you clueless tart.

Give it a rest you little creep, churning out well worn forum tropes doesn't convince anyone.

48 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

He’s really got your number, Roops. Such a lengthy retort and need to explain yourself. You’ve been done up like a kipper you daft cow. The humiliation.

Talking abject bollox clearly a requirement to being a snide-piece these days...

Stay warm!

13 hours ago, King Billy said:

No mail in ballots and definitely not Dominion voting machines?

Careful, such loose talk recently cost the Dirty Digger $780 million. I'm guessing that would put a dent in this year's dead tree profits.

20 hours ago, Wolfie said:

You still haven't grasped the simple notion that people who demand the kind of salary or income you portray yourself to be worthy of attracting generally don't reside or wish to gather equity in the Llandudno area – (and notice I wrote 'area'), a place which climbs into a coffin for six months of the year amidst relentless rain & storms.

It seems a little odd that you were flown into three countries full to the brim with Muslims, each renowned for its sexist stance and general reluctance to treat women as equals, esp. with business. Even more odd, when thousands of airmiles, aviation fuel and money for your time/renowned expertise and expenses might have been saved by the struggling businesses via computers and live video link – a successful technology you're obviously familiar with, especially when you're engaging among politicians, business CEOs, and leading fox hunt saboteurs.

Oh I've grasped the entirely baseless notion you're trying to push. This has nothing to do with your bogus concern into how the site is run and everything to do with kicking the coals over some previous beef between you and I. Your post neatly encapsulates your own ignorance, insecurities, fears and prejudices.

The businesses I visited were manufacturing units where my employers (a private equity partnership) had either a controlling or significant interest of same. These were not some small mom & pop entities but substantial assets which were under-performing due to poor UK-based decision-making and coordination at director level management. Sorting that particular dog's breakfast wasn't going to be solved by Zoom meetings. One can't gauge factory floor morale by pointing a camera. The costs of my tour were pretty small potatoes in the grand scheme of things. As for your ignorant assessment about countries full to brim with Muslims one of the countries (India) is officially secular, in fact secularism is enshrined in the country's constitution. In any case India has a Hindu majority. Dubai business is cosmopolitan and welcomes all faiths. In fact the admittedly autocratic authorities assists other faiths to flourish and financial assistance is available for the building of churches, temples, synagogues and mosques. Dubai needs business talent and if that means attracting other faiths then so be it. Turkey is developing into a manufacturing powerhouse. Some of you who are into boating will know that many luxury boat builders have moved their manufacturing base to Turkey. I've always found the Turks to be respectful and deferential. Muslims after all are pragmatic people.

I've never come across a "sexist stance and [a] general reluctance to treat women as equals, esp. with business" in countries "brimming" with Muslims. Its not Afghanistan after all. I have come across such stances and reluctance in the UK, interestingly enough not with the older or younger generations but with British men my own age who have realised they have missed the prosperity boat yet lack the wherewithal and fire to do anything about it. Ring any bells?  

41 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I don't think so, you've actually done what you've accused us of... whinging, bitching and generally acting all self important. 

Seriously?

No Raas, I've been rebutting whinges instigated by you and two other divs. 

52 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

What are you doing on here this time of evening, Mrs Roops? Its usually a half an hour morning visit and that's it. What is this, overtime? I get it, you're putting an extra shift in to make up (and avoid apologising) for the Fiddler scandal but it's too little too late. 

What are you going to do about it?

Precisely nothing. Now if that upsets your chakra, bowel movements, general sense of well being or whatever then that's your problem not mine.

Jeez, bitching about being away, fretting about logging in during business hours or being vexed over a post made outside an imaginary designated half-hour slot I'd say some of you self-important Bufton-Tuftons need to find a life instead of whinging about something of no importance. Seriously.

34 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Thanks for taking time out of your busy jet-set lifestyle to respond with such detail. And during business hours, too!

What did I say to you the other day about "dishing it out but not being able to take it"?

With reference to the 'chief moderator' quote, I said this because a) you obviously love the power, and b) without your input, as has been proven in the past fortnight, there's no one to moderate the site – leaving it open to "legally harming itself" at the hands of dickheads such as The Fiddler. As much as I like Spot, he's about as effectual as a fart in a hurricane.

While on the subject of egos, there's little doubt most successful contributors have one, for sure. Yours however is half the size of Jupiter. While I'm not immune to having one either, I think you'll find I've never disclosed what I do for a living, which property I own, or uploaded photos or footage of myself & home etc., which, from my perspective at least, is fairly fucking irrelevant.

As for your words "I think I last proffered an apology back in 2018, not that it did any good" – I think this speaks volumes about where the levels of our respective egos lie.

Stay kind.

You still haven't explained what living in Llandudno has to do with how the site is moderated. I thought your prime concern was the management of The Corner or perhaps there is something else going on with you?

As for Fiddler, no harm came to you, aside hurt feelings, and no harm, legal or otherwise, was done to the site as his entire discourse was removed together with his account. As for "loving the power" I made it quite clear that modding CC ranks pretty low in my list of priorities. Sorry that you're not important enough to be protected from another punter's words 24/7. 

I recently suggested that you run the vote of confidence. I'm really not fussed either way. Put up or shut up.

47 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I'm in agreement with most of this. Your incredible egotism @Mrs Roops has again blinded you to some worthy points DC's raised, chiefly that it was he and myself who endured most of the rule-breaking abuse aimed at our wives/children etc. Yet the first thing you did to explain your absence was to ensure we all know how important & skilled you are, which is why you were allegedly headhunted and whisked away on a flight to sort out problems of failing businesses on a global scale. What a high opinon you have of yourself, lol.

The Llandudno area, being the greyest of places on the brightest of summer days, has nothing more to offer than below-to-average salaries heightened in tourist season. Hardly the choice of a Sir John Harvey-Jones business troubleshooting guru. How about a little self-effacement and modesty once in a while?

Granted, if this is true (and I'm not 100% convinced it is), then I too would fuck this place off and prioritise. But as chief mod you ought to also have had a contingency plan in place to ensure that vile, numerous rules-breaking, lawsuit-attracting, paedo-inferring arsewipes aren't allowed to run amok in your absence. Despite our spats, I've aways respected you as moderator (and commenter), looking upon your slutty, arrogant demeanour as a little bit tongue-in-cheek – though now I'm not so sure.

In your 50/60-something years of existence, have you ever displayed any degree of self-deprication, admitting your were wrong on just one occasion, or perhaps the odd "I'm sorry" or "I fucked up" etc."? We all make mistakes, which is precisely how we learn. But I don't need to tell you that, do I?

 

Whilst Fiddler was running rampant, did you experience any pain? Did you feel alarmed and distressed? If so, then precious snowflakes have no business being on The Corner. I'm sure why Llandudno, which we left about two years ago, comes into the equation either. Would you feel better if I lived in Alderley Edge? Of course not - where I live has no relevance to whatever your whinging about.

You keep on banging about me as the "chief moderator". Who said I was chief moderator? Certainly not me - on the contrary I've described my self as a small cog in the grand scheme of things, a mere apparatchik if you will. Other people formulate Corner policy, I dispose the bodies - ironically enough what I do here is a microcosm of my life in the real world but that's by the by. In short I owe you nothing. I'm not responsible for pastoral care, though on very rare occaisions I will protect individuals who I think are not mentally robust enough to look after themselves. My main role is prevent the site legally harming itself. Anything else is extra given by me as a kindness. Experience has taught me that dealing with a group middle-aged man-children requires an imperious style.

Frankly, you're so up your arse its off the scale. Barking about leaving contingency plans indeed. As for apologies I think I last proffered same back in 2018 not that it did any good - as one of m'learned colleagues would oft repeat, "never apologise". Have you had words with him about it? No, thought not...

As for egotism, well colour me incredulous but you do know that the site is brimming with ego, including yours?

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Aaaaand again…during ‘business hours’ too. 😂 Do you have a ‘flabby-arse’ Bill, and if so, how does she know? The plot thickens.

Roops, as you’ve been either too busy (your submission) or too idle (mine) to perform your function as moderator on here, allowing that idiot Fiddler creature to run riot on here hurling vile abuse and nonce allegations unabated, don’t you feel that you should resign? Surely it’s either act like a moderator of ‘overgrown children’ on here or save the corporate world from implosion…you clearly have proven that you are unable to do both. May I suggest that you fuck off you useless, deluded tart before another multi-national conglomerate collapses causing widescale global unemployment. 🙄

I'm not the only mod here who volunteers his/her time here so STFU with the selective snidey snivelling, fan boi 

Gosh, nine posts from Dumb & Dumber in response to my one, and they say I'm rattled... small fry first then the clownfish;

22 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

This from a housewife who recently commented that she doesn’t have the time or inclination to ‘trawl’ through our posts…? Dopey cuntess.

This from a poncing house-husband as well . No trawling required with a fully functioning notification system, in any case as per your usual snivelling snidekick pedantry you've taken a previous 'trawl' comment out of context.

21 hours ago, King Billy said:

Another rattled response luv. ‘Low rent’ seems to be your current hilarious buzz phrase so I guess it won’t be long till you start yelling ‘I’m considerably richer than yeow!’

Do yourself a favour luv and take another break. I’m sure you’ve been bombarded with requests to sort out the Gaza and Ukraine conflicts. The corner can struggle on for a few weeks without you while you’re saving the world. You might even be able to add a ‘Netanyahu’ to your jizz spattered collection of ‘pension fund’ dresses.

Stay sticky😘

So, no rebuttal to being exposed as a lying fantasist, just reams of deflections from you and that weirdo who seems to be living rent-free betwixt your flabby arse-cheeks. The reason you have again ended up in a vat of egg powder is not just because you're incompetent and gullible, you simply haven't learned to shut your idiot mouth. I did warn you...

Ok, small fry first...

21 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’d steer clear of matters geographical if I were you, love. You’ve got previous for making a cunt out yourself in that particular field. Fucking idiot.

...an absurd exaggeration of the actualité from the site's simpering fan-boi.

20 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

The roads on the island aren't perfectly straight though, are they? As the bird flies does not relate to the road layout, elevation and distance from a-b using a car on the road. 

Well, no shit Sherlock 

11 hours ago, King Billy said:

My house in Firgas GC happens to be less than 100m from the entrance to the Valsendero-Las Madres nature reserve. A quite scary drive round the mountain up to the house or back down to the coast actually. 
But more importantly, it’s good to see you safely back from your international corporate cleaning duties and straight back into your true vocation in life (obsessing over me). I’ve honestly missed you, I mean where would I get another nut job madwoman to replace you?

A little word of advice which you’d be mad to dismiss though. Next time you find yourself on your knees in some foreign land, cleaning up the disgusting mess left by your boss, don’t throw it all in the hotel bedroom bin. Bring some airtight vacuum bags with you and stash the evidence in the freezer when you get home. In a couple of years when you’re surplus to his requirements and marches you out of the office, as your younger, prettier (and far less annoying) replacement strolls in, you’ll at least have the last laugh knowing that you’ve got the ‘Monica Lewinsky Pension Plan’ ready to go once it thaws out, and you hand it over to your team of high powered lawyers (the ones who got you off with the big foxhunting case).

Fuck off. 😂

Ooh, a scary drive in your low rental Kia Picanto, was it? Would the low rent B&B/timeshare be located at the same Valsendero-Las Madres that's a 12.7 mile drive to the nearest coastal road (CG-2) and a further 5 miles to the nearest popular chav-infested beach? That's a bit different from the original "30 to 40 miles" away.

As for your red herring fallacy masquerading as low-rent satire, I don't think I'll be taking "advice" from a gullible low-rent commentator who thus far, has never got anything right. As it happens, the group COO was dismissed without notice two weeks ago. So as not to spook investors I suspect the CEO will be leaving in six months.

12 hours ago, King Billy said:

Oh dear. I suppose your ‘low rent Spanish Costa’ put down  would be mildly amusing (especially coming from someone who’s never shown any sign of possessing a sense of humour before) were it not for the fact that the nearest beach is 30 to 40 miles from my house in GC. Surely your state of the art tracking technology would have shown you exactly where I’ve been? And your ridiculous assertions re the multiple inoculations I had a few months ago can be quite easily put to bed too if you’d like me to PM you the proof? I hadn’t realised that I needed to inform you that we’d postponed our trip to Kenya till next year. Please accept my humble apology for not letting you know. 
One more thing I wanted to ask you. Do you still stand by your previous statements that the AstraZeneca ‘vaccine’ was  ‘safe and effective’? The JVCI warned the government that it posed ‘a real and significant threat of myocarditis and pericarditis to teenagers and young adults’ way back in 2021. A warning which was ignored at the time by arseholes like Hancock, Bozo, Whittey, and the rest of the Covid tyrants because it didn’t fit their nanny state agenda. Where is it now? Harder to find anywhere on Earth than an admission that you’ve ever been wrong about anything.

Fuck off.

Oh dear indeed. The timeshare touts saw you coming. As for the nearest beach being "30 to 40 miles" from your off-peak week house, that's a pretty neat trick being the island is approx thirty miles in diameter from all points of the compass. No matter, Billy - one day you'll get something right. Enjoy your investment, Schmuck.

22 hours ago, Wolfie said:

I see you've typically responded well to criticism, choosing to have a personal swipe at me rather than acknowledging your much-missed absence with an apology. After all, you're the Corner's self-appointed moderator who loves to govern the site with the heaviest hand.

I'm unquestionably an 'unpleasant piece of work', especially when I visit these hallowed pages to let off a bit of steam. (That's when I'm not in Turkey, Dubai or India – obviously in demand and at such short notice, lol.)

You’re also in the criticism business and we all know how you just love to dish it out. I’ve been in this business for a long time too and as any adolescent knows if you dish it out, then you also have to be prepared to take it. You seem unfamiliar with this. I’ve been on the receiving end more times than you could imagine. And rightly so. But unlike you, I don’t expect to never be challenged.

Perhaps this is why you didn't cut the mustard as a dentist, instead letting your incredible arrogance blight any career progression, because right now you're coming across as a jumped-up dental hygienist who doesn't appear to know her molars from her arsehole.

That's a lotta words for someone who alludes to not caring about criticism . Just run your threat to call a vote or pipe down.

12 hours ago, King Billy said:

She’s given the game away this time Raaas. As something of an expert on the much quoted ‘oldest profession in the world’, it’s very apparent to me (reading between the lines of the Jane McDonaldesque explanation she’s given re her absence) that her fat ginger arse has taken quite some time to recover from the effects of massive over exposure to the Sun during her recent sellout tour of the well renowned ‘international clapped out working girls farewell circuit’. 

Talking of sun, I see you spent your hols at some low rent Spanish Costa. Only a few months ago you were showboating about paying 480 quid for various inoculations to go on an African safari or was that just another porkie to substantiate you weren't anti-vax? The onion-peeling tears of "mRNA killed my best friend" spring to mind...

14 hours ago, Wolfie said:

What I want to know is how Ol' Cocky, Sue R Pipe, Johnny Neutron, Dick Fiddler et al. keeps on getting in. Presumably each character's IP address is different @Mrs Roops, yes? And where the fuck have you been, grossly failing to fulfil your role as self-appointed chief moderator? I say this with a heavy heart: I think we ought to vote in respect of your competence to continue in your current role.

If your absence is because of bereavement, or psychological issues, then I humbly apologise.

FYI, Ol' Cocky has made about a dozen attempts to get back in post-expulsion, all of them without success. Without going into technicalities, its actually fairly easy for certain undesirables to slip in under the radar but once exposed are removed.

I have to say that despite your bouts of synthetic bonhomie you're actually an unpleasant piece of work who clearly has issues.

My absence is of no concern to you, needless to say no bereavement, illness etc was involved. Quite simply, and at short notice, I've been flitting between Turkey, Dubai and India clearing up a mess caused by my employer's Group COO (Chief Operating Officer). Strange as it may seem but sorting out a bunch of overgrown children at The Corner ranks pretty low in life's priorities so I suggest you hold your "vote" as I'm really not that fussed.

6 hours ago, King Billy said:

Sorry about that. You must  know what us conspiracy theorists are like by now? Anyway why aren’t you dead yet?

Stop snivelling.

On 08/09/2023 at 19:21, camberwell gypsy said:

I should imagine that millions of peeps up and down the country will be searching through their drawers for those face nappies they put away "just in case that nice ginger Dr tells us that we have to wear them again" and panic buying bog roll to stash with the other 960 rolls that's been in their garage or sheds since the last shitstorm. And all these fucking TV Drs who all of a sudden became fucking experts on viruses (I.e that orange cunt with the girly name) will be licking their lips to get on the box to tell us that we're all going to die if we don't do what we're told. 

Fuck the experts, fuck the scientists, fuck Dr Hilary fucking orangeman and fuck Ritche Sunack.

10 hours ago, King Billy said:

Now I’m not one for getting sucked into wild and ridiculous ‘conspiracy theories’ as you all know, but from all the hundreds of millions of words the ‘scientists’ could have plucked from the dictionary as the name for this ‘dangerous new variant’, the one they chose was Pirola? 
Some internet weirdos (obviously not me) are already accusing the WHO (who no one could deny are beyond criticism due to their recent faultless  conduct and professionalism during the Covid 19 Plandemic 😂, which definitely wasn’t preplanned, wildly over exaggerated as to the actual threat to human life, used as an excuse by power mad corrupt politicians to massively tilt the balance of power away from the voting public in favour of the carefully selected vermin that they (the voting public 🐑 stupidly thought they’d elected to govern them with the country’s  and their best interests as the No.1 priority) of openly mocking them as they’ve realised that 99% of the flock will instantly put on their mask, jump under the bed and await further instructions from the BBC and the rest of the fake news MSM on when to emerge with their sleeve rolled up for the latest ‘injectable’.

FFS wake up. No one’s in any danger from ‘Pirola’. The same bad actors are laughing their bollocks off and watching how many of you cunts are going to shit your pants again, while they sit back and watch the latest version of their fairy tale virus transfer  more of the very little wealth left on the planet that they don’t have already flow into their bank accounts, until they decide to let you have another brief (and temporary) taste of what used to be known as freedom again.

STAY SAFE

STAY HUNGRY

STAY SKINT

STAY QUIET

STAY BEHIND YOUR SOFA

PROTECT THE NHS

But if you really want to stay safe

STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.

 

The only alarmist talk I've seen so far is from you two bozos. In fact early last May the WHO downgraded the Covid pandemic as, "no longer qualifies as a global emergency". The only thing happening here are health agencies doing their job, monitoring new variants much in the same way they keep an eye on new strains of seasonal flu. Ironic that you're now doing what you accused others of doing - fear mongering.

22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I do enjoy these warm exchanges. 

Phew! I was worried my response was too detailed.

17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Is that you Saucepants? You shittyarsed little beauty school dropout cunt.

No

9 hours ago, King Billy said:

Explain? or shut the fuck up.

Well, put it like that, I'll ignore your directive. As previously intimated I'm really not interested, suffice to say like everything else about your car-crash life you are the author of your own misfortune.

50 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

6.30pm, midweek=rattled to fuckery. Who’d have thunk that a shallow-end salt-water minnow could bring down such a Corner gargantuan? You’re all over the place here, love. It couldn’t be more amusing.

...and you're not? - you dropped the subject quickly enough only to fall back on tired forum debating tropes. You're clearly not amused, just desperate. 

17 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Again…how does one ‘listen’ to a a written post? You stupid little phoney?

Obviously an idiomatic expression, you little snide.

Fucking hell, its like talking to a petulant child who, in order to save face, would make out that molehill is in fact a mountain.

Seriously, grow up you petty, pedantic pratt.

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

More poor vocabulary. Gruel is a ‘thin’ dish by its very nature. Another attempt at smart-arsery that has crashed and burned. Thick, pseud bint. Up your game. Final warning.

 Crash and burned? Just listen to yourself...Jeez, what a tool...

4 hours ago, Roadkill said:

What's transhumanism?

Transhumanism

Would've thort the SCI-Fi aficionados amongst you would be up to speed on this...

13 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

The only ego on display here is yours.

Fuck off.

Too true, squire - unshattered and intact. Compare and contrast to the three chumps' broken egos mixed in an emulsion of tears and impotent rage.

Stay warm.