and

3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

You fucking dinosaur. 

Oh, come on, the only men who can cook properly are fuckin' benders.

2 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Lar Tay

Starbucks is for irons!

35 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I've got a feeling you still live at home with Mum and Dad, dont you? Lol.

The only reason you don't is because the Windrush (unfortunately) didn't do return trips!

5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

You Visit Wales promoting, never had a girlfriend wanker. 

Why the fuck would you want a girlfriend, when you've got a sheep? 🐑

22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

It's always about YOU isn't it? 

9 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

If wanking is considered  a decline into madness

Who's steering the boat?

It certainly won't be the Captain or his crew.

(out of interest, does anybody know how many female officers there are in charge of a ship?)

14 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Any woman worth her salt after opening your fridge and seeing Aldi Macaroni cheese should quite rightly  call you a dirty cunt and then  walk out never to seen again.You should be fucking ashamed of yourself .

Any woman worth her salt would realise I'm in need of a decent meal, and set to making a feast worth savouring.

That's what they were put on this fuckin' planet for!

7 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Most people think I'm an opinionated  miserable cunt , which i am. Thanks for your kind words. You have a nice weekend to.

Not me.

I think you're a greatly misunderstood, even-tempered, salt-of-the-earth type, with incredible insight on the problems we are facing in British society today.

You would probably be better employed standing for parliament.

I'd certainly vote for you.

Since the injections, I've noticed a startling side effect, my cock got bigger and harder than ever before, problem is, it only lasts about a minute.

Ah well, swings and roundabouts...

6 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

A heart warming story in this cruel world

https://news.sky.com/story/money-latest-manifestation-personal-finance-mortgages-sky-news-blog-13040934

'When I asked the now-psychic where the £2,000 actually came from, he said it was payment for a modelling job he had been offered.'

He got it from sucking-off some Arab Prince around the back of Harrods, that would be closer to the truth.

8 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

I bet he was at soft cell gigs circa 1982 in eye liner.

Who wasn't? 🤩

6 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Have you been having sex with @Wolfie or are you just stewed on white lightening in your council bungalow?

That is fucking gross!

Nobody is that desperate, are they?

47 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

A council bungalow is highly desirable. 

Indeed, it is,  and that's about as close as a white British cunt, on the council waiting list, will get to one.

38 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

He's happily married to his money, good Yorkshire lad. 

The only good Yorkshire lad is six feet under the sod (hopefully with his slag of a wife lying beside him) 😈

1 hour ago, Frank said:

or her entire being is made up of semen from a thousand black sailors cocks

Who do we know with enough experience to comment on these matters?

Ah, yes...

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

 

Are they cloning these cunts, they all look the fuckin' same to me?

19 hours ago, ClitWestwood said:

Hang on...is this Oldchapsarsecrack?

Don't know, the cunts all look the fuckin' same to me!

4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

He chucked me out of the shop when I asked him if he had any big rubber "O" rings.

7 hours ago, Neil said:

I think that place needs to up its game. The presentation of that leaves a lot to be desired. What was for dessert, Angel Delight?

Harsh!

What do you expect for £7.50 per setting?

1 hour ago, Eddie said:

any advice on ejecting a tranny that’s outstayed his welcome?

You didn't promise to marry the cunt at the height of passion, did you?

You soppy fucker!

18 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Serves 2

That's similar, but not really what I was getting at.

Aldi do a very nice Macaroni Cheese that says 'Serves 2', when the girlfriend isn't staying the night, I cut it in half, thereby getting two meals out of it (what can a poor boy do?)

24 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

It's cunts like me who put you where you are on the leaderboard.  Have some respect. 

Many a true word...

11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

You're a cereal/serial moaning cunt with a food allowance smaller than Frank's cock. 

On the home page it says 'The place to name the Cunts of the World!!!', that's what I was doing.

BTW, are you stalking me?

6 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

The puzzle with Decs is that whilst I know that some simpletons can be taught to read and write .. how on earth did they manage it with Decs?

He's a narcissistic A.I. bot, just vicious rhetoric without any soul or compassion.

That's what they're breeding these days.

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

the Welsh are so fucked they don't know what end of a sheep is what

A hole's a hole to a stiff cock!