Rev

Agreed. He stands shoulder to shoulder with that other sneering wanker proponent of utter hypocritical fuck-wittery, Bono. Instead of campaigning for us cunts to donate some of our cash to other cunts, why doesn't he make a public donation out of his £105 million nest-egg? His contempt for fishermen is all we can expect from a holier than thou prick like him. He's a cunt from a-z. And probably a fucking bender.

To be fair, we shouldn't single out this effeminate looking greasy bastard. He is just one cunt in a veritable cornucopia of fucking poofs who make money by feigning injury when some othe fucking haircut brushes past him during a game. They're all poofs, wherever they come from. Benders to a man. And cunts.

On 18 June 2016 at 9:23 PM, Bubbles said:

I ask as my old dear used to suffer with it and fuck me she used to keep on too. 

But in all seriousness, gentle stretching and regular short walks helped. 

Now fuck off you fat cunt. 

"Gentle stretching" for arse discomfort, eh. Is this a footballist thread?

2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

That other actors quote sounds like a right fucking bender.

It's the only jeep in history to increase in value after a crash.  Thick fucking trekkies.

You're right, Ding. It was some cunt called Zachary Quinto, who surprise, sur-bastarding-prise, is a fucking confirmed screaming homosexualist chut bender. Fuck me, these fucking rainbow-flavoured bassoon players should all be gifted Jeeps with an active recall for faulty shit. Cunts.

7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

One might almost say "he deserved to die".

Undoubtedly he did, QC. From what I can gather, the fucking imbecile's Jeep still had its engine running. They'll let any fucking chromosome-deficient downie behind the wheel in America nowadays. I fucking shudder to think what next...Zika baby astronauts?

What kind of fucking bellend parks their car at the top of a steep drive without pulling the bastard hand-brake? That'll teach him. The fucking Science Fiction prick. I note that one of his colleagues states that he was one of the "most intellectually curious people" he'd ever met. These cocksuckers don't do irony, do they?

23 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Definitely smash the shit out of Sophie.....I regularly knock one out whilst she reads the news, but wait until the weather report and switch sides to itv to give Lucy verasamy the money shot.    See previous posts on that tight bitch.  Wonderful.

however Michael Hussain always gets my load.

Yeah, Ms Verasamy does it for me too, MC. I'd smash her fucking back doors right in.

1 hour ago, Punkape said:

Evening Rev.

No Scottish Cunts at the Euros.

When we've Brexited they won't get in again.....

lol.

I hope you're right, punkers. Scotland's never had a team, that's our problem. Any group of players we've ever put up could be slaughtered by 11 Zika babies on Diazepam. We're shite at football.

2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Slaps? You big girls blouse. 

Getting a few slaps on the ear (in Glasgow vernacular) shouldn't be mistaken for having any similarity to fucking footballists slapping each other's legs for laddering their tights, gypo. 

11 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

better if she's not around though..

Much better. Her "yoof TV" shite was fucking deplorable in the 70s. She should really just either fuck off, or step into heavy traffic. I wouldn't use the doubtlessly slack-fannied, gangling and utterly pointless cunt-stick as a fucking draft excluder.

4 minutes ago, Snatch said:

You mean no fire and no glassing?

I'm afraid not, snatchers. Those were the days when I hadn't been formally introduced to proper community justice. I landed a couple of fucking slaps though. He shit himself. He's an arrogant and conceited fucking wanker.

Yeah. The only bloke I can think of that has ever fucked her was Tony James, the prick with the pineapple haircut from Sigue Sigue Sputnik and ex-bassist from Generation X. I met him once and the singer from SSS, (who looked like a cunt, but was a pretty decent bloke) had to stop me from filling James in in public after I had the cunt up against a wall for chucking a drink at me. Bastard.

11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Cream eggs?

Ok...you drive a fucking hard bargain. 2 boxes. 

The thing is, the cops said they "didn't have enough evidence" to prosecute the fucking bullet-headed old gaylord cunt, which doesn't mean they didn't have any evidence, just not enough of it. In the real world, he'd be tied to a tree and have the shite leathered out of him with a bike chain until he confessed, then set on fire. Job done.

3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Not me.

What if I said there's a bottle of Smirnoff and a box of Creme Eggs in it for you, if you let me film it, gypo?

2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

The quality of news reading plummeted when Kenneth Kendal retired if you ask me.

Hmm...I dunno, flappers. I only found out a few months ago that the Kendall cunt was a screaming gayer. I hated the bastard from the off. He was like an old woman, only with a cock and no tits.

Hands up who'd fuck the shit out of Sophie Raworth.

I reckon the Daily Fucking Mail could have the market sewn up if they introduced a full colour Page 69 Flaps-U-Like hardcore section, between the Teatime Teasers puzzle page and those fucking Saga Cruise holiday adverts for the Beige and Hernia crumbly bastards. Fuck their lack of literary prowess. We should have a red-top that shows a bit of cunt during the week. That'd be the tits.

Sexual fantasy is likely one of my strong suits actually, Cunty. However, fucking a "woman" with a hipster beard, an Adam's Apple and bollocks just doesn't get my meter ticking over. I favour mine being provably 100% female and unconscious, but preferably dead.

14 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

Some believe they are one and the same Rev. I don't think that's the case.

Hmm. From what little experience I had of ProfB, she seemed relatively articulate, whereas Wad had the vocabulary and cognitive skills of a fucking Toblerone, so I'm inclined to agree.

I pretty much managed to escape ProfB. She joined when I fucked off on my sabbatical and had fucked off herself by the time I returned. Did she by any chance leave any naked pictures before she left? I always thought she might have been fat, ginger, bottle white, smell of Dairylea and have whiskers on both her top lip and around her nipples, but might be wrong. Surely even she wasn't as bad as the deeply unpopular, fuck-ugly and thick as fucking shite Wad.

There is only one certainty to come from this 2016 Euro-Poofery and that is that it'll be won by the top team of outright fucking effeminate mincing bastard chuts with the best bender haircuts and who sport the most stylish fucking man-bags. Out of 24 teams of fucking screaming arse-butlers who seem to do fuck all except slap each others' legs and kiss each other, there will be one supreme team of fucking pole-smoking gays. Big deal. Football's for cunts. And poofs. Did I mention it's a sport for homosexuals?

7 minutes ago, CuntyMcCunterson said:

she's hot

"She'll" be "hot" after being beaten fucking senseless with a bitumen-filled length of hose, then drop-kicked into a fucking municipal incinerator. I definitely wouldn't fuck her, but I suspect there are many hundreds of footballist cunts that would.

You can rest easy, Olly. That fucking Mother's Pride muck is absolutely wank and inedible. It appears it's only benefit-scrounging bastards that buy it, along with their chilled Buckfast and half ounce of Drum. I wouldn't use it to wipe my arse and make my own fucking bread.

Not eating crusts off "pieces" (real men call sandwiches/ butties "pieces" in Scotland) is a peculiarly homosexual trait. A bit like kicking a ball into a net bag with twenty one other fucking poofs. Cunts.