Rev

Fuck me. To be fair, that fat mess would have to be monged off his tits on Poundland black tar heroin to miss that fucking council-tattooed slab-cracker. It was likely only the kilo of recently digested Krispy Kreme that protected Sergeant Lard's vital organs when the aisle-blocker turned her gun on the cunt.
 

On 13/04/2021 at 22:43, Earl of Punkape said:

Scotland is fabulous in the Borders and most other areas are fine with the exception of Glasgow and Dundee which are revolting and filled with alcoholic, drug addled, Neanderthal trolls gurning at all and sundry whilst hobbling around their decaying grey tenements and high rise shitheaps...

I'm forced to agree.

Jesus. Are we absolutely sure this isn't just that speech-defected fragile leftie cock-snorkeler Chris Packham with a clip-on ponytail and his clackerbag gaffer-taped to his leg?

She looks a bona fide cunt. 

Kamala Harris is a cunt too, but at least I'd back-scuttle the soul food out of her colon. I wouldn't use this equine looking Lee cunt as a draught excluder.

10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

My first conscious exposure to the SNP came in the 1979 devolution referendum, when the biggest chin-stroking fucking bellend in the school started wearing badges and putting up posters. I had utterly hated the smarmy cunt already, as far back as I can remember, so naturally took against devolution as a matter of principle, and the rest as they say is history.

When the result was announced and the "Yes" campaign failed to get the 40% they needed the wanker was in actual tears, much to my delight. As there were no safe spaces in those days, and fat speccy bastards were fair game, I let him know in no uncertain terms that he was a limp-wristed homosexual cry baby, thus goading him into throwing the first punch. What a kicking the cunt then took on that glorious day.

They're a fucking joke. Our Defence Minister's only CV entry is that he was a stand-up entertainer at Butlins and our Justice Secretary was a call-centre worker before entering politics. They only succeed because they promise to turbo-charge the unemployables' benefits.

They came up with this "Bairns not Bombs" bullshit saying they'd spend the Trident money elsewhere, but whatever sum we pay is our Defence budget set by NATO. It'd be the same figure with or without Trident. The mouth-breathers still lap it up though. Cunts.

Just now, King Billy said:

Whatever happens, she’s still got her looks. She could try modelling.

That ginger dwarf gets make-overs courtesy of B&Q. What would she model as, a lesbian tractor?

1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Actually Scotland has done well out of the devolution with Westminster funding that in theory would dry up after independence .. I heard one little SNP cunt moaning about the lack of Scottish influence at Westminster but who somehow forgot that the Blair government was basically a Scottish cabinet.

The SNP don't want Devo to work, so they'll thwart it at every opportunity. Only "independence" will work apparently, although Sturgeon doesn't really want it, as there'd be no cunt left to blame if she got it. That's why she only demands it when she's personally assured that it's off the table. The promise and threat of it's only to keep her dribbling support onside.

16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Is there are catholic/ proddie split over independence?

Yeah. In Glasgow, it's very bitter. That was down to Salmond/Sturgeon saying Catholics vote Yes and Protestants vote No.

According to the SNP, only Yes supporters are "true Scots".

Sturgeon's a horrible little cunt who's facing several charges at the moment, but has threatened most media outlets with withdrawal of digital advertising rights if they publish/broadcast anything negative about her. She's already used the public purse to D Notice around a dozen current issues. Any FOIs are redacted and one or two journalists have been sacked for publishing opinion pieces.

26 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Old Alex big bollox says that it will be a super majority.

Yeah it might be, but it's usually on a 60% turnout, sometimes quite a bit less. Because all the pro-union parties won't work together, they split the pro-union vote in three, so Sturgeon takes power on less than 30%. It's been as low as 22% before.

4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

You won’t last long when Sturgeon gets independence for you....

 

 

The majority of us don't want it and Floppy Bollocks will tell her to fuck off anyway. It's unlikely to happen for a few decades. 

I've never really seen the semen-swilling Izzard cunt in anything, as my tolerance for arse-lords peaks at how efficiently I can despatch the leftie snowflake bearded lady bastards through a fucking bark-stripper. However, I'm willing to give the cottaging fairy a comprehensive hysterectomy with a 16oz ball-pein hammer when he goes full lady.

4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Would you describe yourself as an undecided but very likely Lib Dem voter Rev?

I think it's fair to say that the likelihood of me being a LibDem is as remote as Lucy Verasamy sitting on my face, King B.

To be fair, now that the cunt has binned the wig-wam outfit, got her row of fag-end teeth sorted, had her inbred quarter to three bollock-eyes fixed and lost a bit of weight, I'd probably rattle her fucking fillings out before throwing the hoor off a bridge, although she must have a clapper like a fucking horse's collar by now.

Arse it is then. 

I had to look this cunt up as I've never heard of her and thought it had something to do with bicycles. To be honest, he looked like an utter fucking cabbage before he decided to OD on meth, so I couldn't really give two flying shits if he drops dead. It saves him from having to do drive-bys after his music career ends.

I publicly offered to flatten the contents of his clackerbag and ram them into the body cavity left by the prostate I'd rip out. Then he'd be half-way to legitimising his claim. I told him he's a bloke until any of this happens.

Imagine my surprise when a woke pastel reported me for hate crime and I got banned on two SM platforms.

Tofu cunts.

On 27/03/2021 at 18:23, Cuntybaws said:

I haven’t lived in Scotland for well over thirty years, so take it with a pinch of salt, but I share the @Rev's view that the SNP in general are a bunch of feeble-minded, insular, demi-communist cunts whose main unifying factor is a hatred of the English founded on jealousy and a massive inferiority complex. To this toxic mix, Salmond is just the jowly, greasy, egotistical icing on the cake and I’d cheerfully pay good money to watch him hanged, drawn and quartered like William Wallace before him.

Of course, there are some who think he’s the dog’s bollocks, but that’s a diminishing number these days, mostly just the minority that he hasn’t allegedly molested.

Indeed, Mr B. That ginger-haired bastard mollusc Sturgeon bloke is now facing some hopefully damaging fraud charges brought against her by some of her own puddle-drinking support, which our lickspittle media are desperate to prevent from being broadcasted. She's a fucking titan of mediocrity, but I suspect that the fat sleepy cuddle prick Salmond is gunning for her and her alone.

He's trying to put Wee Burney into a position where if she dismisses his "plan", he can exploit her lack of commitment to "independence". Frankly, I'd be quite happy if the pair of them suddenly dropped dead.

We would have had a wander around Rouken Glen yesterday, but the place was awash with the usual dribbling Lego-eating cunts, their toothless six-fingered Thrush-flecked other halves and their Buckfast bottle-fed chromosome-deficient and piss-leaking bastard children. Exactly the types why in this country we need to print directions on fucking shampoo bottles and quite possibly the perfect ground zero for a chemical-based pogrom utilising a few cheeky fatal neurotoxins in the otherwise leafy and tranquil southside suburb of Glasgow. 

Corsa-driving absolute cunts.

I'm not entirely sure what kind of fucking penis actually admits to owning a Seat Toledo. They're usually the domain of fat Aviator Shade-wearing sex pests who smell of scone mix and cruise city centres at night with a home-made private hire plate nailed to the bumper looking for lone females. 

Do you keep a collection of hammers in your boot?

4 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

Careful....he’s like the devil...mention his name three times and.......

...boom, up he pops like a well-slapped clitoris.

I love the smell of a woman's paraurethral fluid in the morning.

Seems a bit improbable to be honest.

Ratty and I are in the middle of crowd-funding for a bronze effigy of Amon Göth playing "Poland the Boardgame" with Rudolf Höss, to be unveiled in downtown Tel Aviv.

Oskar Schindler was a cunt.

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Jack Douglas was a cunt. His whole career was based on going "Phwayaay" and spilling his drink. Mind you, still more talented than that chinky looking cunt Michael Mcintyre

Indeed he was, Gypo. What an absolute fucking bellend he was in Camping and Girls. Absolute cunt.

I was always a Dilys Laye kinda Alpha bloke, while the Douglas cunt chased some unavailable third-rate magnolia-toothed Thrush-riddled chunker with Windsor Davies.

That McIntyre bastard needs glassed.

Then incinerated.

6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You always bring an air of class to this site, Rev. Wish you could come a bit more often (ooh matron). 

Flattery like that will get you fucking everywhere, Gypo. I'll bring the peanut butter, if you take along the half-set jelly and inflatable unicorn. Get yer coat.

I'm still anticipating her grieving husband texting me to give me one last opportunity to knock one out over her rather fucking commodious milk wagons, before he sets the oven to 400c.

While I'm there, it'd seem indecent not to flip the bleached octogenarian cunt over and pummel the mud out of her cold sclerotic dung-hatch.

Jack Douglas was a cunt.

Well, it will undoubtedly come as absolutely no surprise to any of you fucking bastards, but I'd happily climb on top of this tubby waddletron muppet cunt and empty my clackerbag up her colon, before (perhaps after) zip-tying a heavy duty rubble sack around her fucking buffalo neck...then obviously setting the talent-resistant cunt on fire.

I'm all about giving.

On 10/12/2020 at 23:59, King Billy said:

Fripp and Wilcox might be a pair of cunts but they’re no Jedward if you ask me. 

To be fair...her rather awkward speech defect aside, I'd very likely and quite fucking predictably, brown-town old Toyah up the council gritter until she girl-juiced.

Adrian Belew is a cunt.