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Fuck me, this is no place for sensitive cunts. If it's not Bronski shitting in his step-mum's purse, then frenziedly masturbating over his mate in his Captain Scarlet uniform, there is a plethora of other targets here. Gerry Anderson was a cunt.
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I'd pay a decent chunk out of my wages to see Stephen Hawking getting off his fucking arse and earning his crust instead of all that "look at me, I'm broken" shite. Piss-taking bastard. I'd set the work-shy cunt on fire when his Duracells run out.
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Brian May's a cunt.
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Quantum mechanics is for cunts.
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Yeah, welcome back, Rothers. I assume you're preparing a fully operational gif for CF7.
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I was in the same restaurant as that Kaye Adams cunt (the Scottish bint with the nose) at the weekend. She's a fuck sight uglier in the flesh. And a cunt.Judge is a big fan of loose women, the TV bollocks show, i am just a fan of loose women.
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Or you could simply have bought a Triumph, worn a pair of Red Wings and held your head high like a proper bloke. Being a geezer isn't difficult for real men, unless you're a screaming gayer with a penchant for tassels all over your bike.
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He was good in Diff'rent Strokes.
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I was blocked up recently, to the point where after the turtle's head had broken the water's surface, the stern still hadn't exited my arse. I had to break the fucker with a coat-hanger. It was like giving birth to a mature sapling.
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...or, for a less generous economy with words, just "cunt".Scotty, you are far too kind and well mannered. I doubt the cretin will understand anything you said past "look at me!" With your permission, I'd like to abbreviate your post for the fuckwit.
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His blog looks okay to me. He seems to have ripped off a fuck-load of my patter and even a couple of my nominations though, the cunt. I'm favouring going down the route of "he touched me...there" if he keeps plagiarising my shit. Bastard.
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He's a complete fanny.
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NATO
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Fucking right. When I take over from Mr Rasmussen, I'm going to raze the Middle-East to the fucking ground and play billiards with the heads of all those sister-marrying, web-footed ISIS wankers. There's nothing like a good ruck, without NATO and highly unstable political leaders with trigger-happy sensibilities, life would be as dull as fuck and filled with evenings of pushing Bronski's plushies through a Moulinex blender. I propose to have Esther McVey as head of the Armed Forces, dressed in latex and nipple clamps with her labia-piercings on show to display her military seniority.
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There certainly seems to be a lot more bonhomie on the Corner since the change to over here. Thankfully, as we're all hate-filled anti-social bastards, this'll wash out. You cunts.
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This fucking androgyne is an irritating yank cunt. Pirouetting around the stage in your gay capes like Stevie Nicks, except with a slightly larger cock makes you look a proper ring-sausage, Tyler, you latex-lipped cunt. Joe Perry's a good guitarist, though.
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What?
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Su Pollard's a cunt.
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Hang on a fucking second. You took £50 off me. Or was that including the pie, chips and cider?I never charge less than £40.
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Johann Lamont - Little Red with the swollen clit-hood.
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Harry Botter and the Political Prisoner of the Oppressive West in Azerbaijan.
Walt Disney's Gambhi - a young deer brings nationalism to the table in pre-War Punjab.
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Ah. Fuck.Well it is rocket science rev. Because it be rockets they fire. Silly!
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Live, from Norwich...it's Cunt of the Century. This fucking blow-dried, cravat-sporting, comfortable beige slacks-wearing poof-house cunt needs a personal introduction with my fucking arc-welder, then calmly, but firmly throttled. He always reminded me of a screaming gay-lord teacher we've all been taught by at secondary school and wanted to get the fuck away from. Too unwell (for unwell, see gay) to take up a position in the Merchant Navy during the war, the fucking lipstick-artist bastard minced about like a fucking pansy for repertory companies until he was touched up by some fucking Canadian theatre impresario/poof and became the bouffanted old wanker we love to hate. Drop dead, Parsons, you old queer. Cunt.
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I hope you slipped the hand under her kilt as a thank you.It was a gift from Mother Theresa
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You got a Bonnie, Westie? I used to have a Trophy 650..same as a Bonnie, only with one carb. A real bloke's bike, not like these fucking homo rice rockets, or tasseled Harleys ridden by pony-tailed queers.
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Could I put myself through for the National Bastard Championships, grumpers? I have previous.