Rev

We could have wiped these scum-fucks out in one fell swoop, if we'd grown a pair of proper geezer-bollocks and nuked seven shades of cunt out of the extremist wankers with germ-tipped rockets out in the desert. Two Tornados, two flight paths and back home for a six-pack of Buds and a wank off the missus before tea. It's not fuckin rocket science.

It was reported that after he took two in the head, the felon said, "It's only a flesh-wound. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your fuckin' legs off". The knights who say "Ni" were cunts.

What a fucking penis. Of course, you could ask what kind of cunt owns a Kawasaki Ninja ZX, anyway. Fucking poof.

We have one of them trendy shitholes called Virgin Active not too far away from us. These places seem to put these fucking great windows in the gym so every fucker driving past can see what a load of posing strange weird cunts use their establishment. Why fucking go there to ride a fucking static bike, use the extortionate amounts of money they charge to buy a decent bike and ride the roads, preferably one with a large engine.

It's active virgins that got Rolf in deep shit. Don't these cunts read newspapers?

He looks like geordie bastard Tim Healey from that shit Benidorm..but with smaller tits. Needs fucked up with a length of scaffolding, then set on fire. Tried to paste picture, but I'm as useless as a nun's cunt at technology.

For all his faults..and they are legion, Galloway is highly intelligent, can debate extraordinarily effectively and does have some very pertinent views away from his hobby-horsing for cunts of Johnny Foreigner extraction. I personally find his political stance a tad quarrelsome and needlessly antagonistic, but I've studied his form on our looming independence and can't say I disagree with anything he's said about it. His raison d'être is to be aggressively combative in the face of equally bellicose opposition. What a pity he couldn't focus all his attention on what really matters to cunts.

Too fucking true. In fact, in an attempt to demonstrate that the first robbing cunt was not shot purely for his colour the police have only gone and offed another gentleman of colour in the same town tonight in similar circumstances. That sort of commitment to community relations should calm things down considerably.

It's a black day for the town-folk of St Louis.

Yeah. The bastards. I'd have shot the cunt as soon as he entered the shop.

Jesus fucking Fuck, Bronski. Those cunts in that video need educating with a fucking post-hammer and a dimpled pint tumbler. Don't you know it's probably illegal at your age to be "hanging out of cunts half your age"? Is your surname Clifford?

At the end of the day, I agree with Jacko.

Forty fucking two fedoras, he says, with a bonhomie-laden giggle. Why, that's just crazy talk. That boy's hat-bonkers! He da man! Oh no, hang on..He's a cunt.

You devious bastard, londo. You've painted my brief silver and superimposed Bronski's bariatric spack-chariot's number plate.

Yeah. I'm not that fussed about champagne, or lobster. Or picnics for that matter.

That's got to be the ugliest picture ever taken, surely.

I had no idea he and Susannah Reid were an item.

I got it off Rarelust, this was a disappointing  film, not enough flesh or torture on offer, but Convent of sinners directed by the savage Joe D Amato is a classic, more nuns, flesh and masturbation, there is a cracking scene stealer, with all the nuns bathing, honestly Jacko, it's like cunt city.

I'm getting the dog to pull my nipple-clamps and getting my cassock sticky just thinking about it. Sounds very arty.

Fuck off you cunts. The MILFS down at my local pub think I'm good looking, along with some of my gay friends.

Bronski, whatever they say after you've spiked them with Rolfhypnol wouldn't stand up in court. They're probably well aware you have a certain Eau de Brie, herpes simplex and that the stubborn understains are the only things holding the stitching of your 100% rayon Y-fronts together.

I think I could afford be a bit more generous. One a decade, realistically, unless you start before the age of 10 is only about five cunts. I'd propose three or four a year to begin with, perhaps an extra couple in the winter for the dark nights and a sweetener of a gallon of unleaded if you manage three in under a week.

I happen not to agree with it, Dingo, but so can Northern Ireland and Wales. However, if it doesn't affect us, I don't believe it's any of our concern.

The real myth is "independence" .. there is no such thing.

Well, that's true, Miss P. Salmond claims Scotland will use the pound and fast-track into the EU. If we use the pound, it won't be in a currency union, which will mean that overall fiscal control comes out of London. As far from independence as you could get. His claim about joining the EU is farcical. Notwithstanding Juncker's proclamation of "no new applications for five years", Scotland would need the agreement of ALL 28 current members. Does the Salmond cunt really think the rUK will agree, after he plans to fuck off away from our share of national debt, take all the oil revenue, (curious to note that his claim of 90% of the oil geographically is in Scottish waters, not so good for him though, the fact that 60% of that is in Shetland's waters, who are opposed to independence and have less trust in Holyrood than the rest of Scotland put together and would almost certainly opt out) and decommission the nukes at Faslane? He'll fucking destroy Scotland if he gets half the chance. Thank fuck the majority of Scotland don't trust the fat wanker. Scots don't hate the English, it's the nationalists who do. I just hate the french.

What they should do is hold a general election to see who Scotland would want leading them and who to hand over the reins of power to if we were fucking stupid enough to secede. It would have the Salmond bastard and his cronies screaming blue fucking murder. His recent propaganda war over the NHS is reason enough to shoot the fat bastard for trying to turn Scotland into a totalitarian state. The most recent assertion being that the NHS in Scotland is vulnerable to health policy decisions made in Westminster. The truth is of course that for decades, the NHS in Scotland has been run from Scotland by Scots, first through the Home & Health Department and now as a fully devolved service under the direct control and responsibility of the Scottish Government. The truth is therefore that no decision made in Westminster can impact on the NHS in Scotland. Also the claim that structural reforms of the NHS in the rest of UK can reduce the block grant available in Scotland, e.g., if parts of the NHS in England and Wales are privatised, the cash available (calculated by the Barnett Formula) would go down.
The actual truth of this story is that even in the highly unlikely event of most or all of NHS treatment in England and Wales being privatised, it would still be paid for by the taxpayer. The truth is that the bill for the NHS would not go down and so neither would the proportion allocated to Scotland. This, combined with the fact that Audit Scotland recently discovered that the Scottish Government themselves have spent in excess of £222 million in the last three years on private health firms providing care for patients is kind of at loggerheads with the proclamation that it's all Westminster's fault. When I come to power, I'm going to hang Salmond, then set the fat, useless, lying cunt on fire.

I'd deport the french. And maybe Belgium.

I think the thick cunt would prove to be excellent crossbow target-practice.

I think that's a bit unfair of your uncle, Bronski. May I suggest you get your dad to shake himself out of his Nam flashback, pull up his fatigues, tuck his cock back between his thighs and roundhouse his brother's motherfuckin ass. I'd have drawn the sister forcing Rainbow Skittles up the bloke's Japseye with her tongue and her left fist parked up his shitter. By the way, Bishop to Knight 2, checkmate.

Rev,you also wrote in your email that your going to set here on fire didn't you.
Which maybe the reason she hasn't replied?

I thought I might surprise her.

There's fucking no chance we're going to vote YES. Scotland just doesn't trust the nationalists. They're a shower of incompetent cunts.