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So what if Jess was shagging Di, he gets my vote....and so does she..
I'm not sure it's any more bizarre than John Major shagging Edwina Currie.
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He should take Bono with him, together they can save the world.
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I'm glad he won. At least he has something about him, not like the other non-entity contenders.
I agree.
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I know someone who is a bar manager and customers who leave it right to the end of a big order to say "oh...and three pints of Guinness" are in the same category. It's also a favourite with people who are going to do a runner without paying. Take the other drinks back to a table which isn't in site from the bar, neck the lot quickly and do a runner while the bar staff are still farting around waiting for the Guinness to settle.
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At the risk of spoiling your racist rant, could I point out that if they are in Syria they won't be getting benefits. They most probably wont be going to Syria now anyway because they have been detained by the Turkish police. I suggest that if you want to continue posting this kind of stuff you try the EDL website where being stupid is no barrier to being popular.
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I thank all you cunts for the warm welcome on my first day with you. I hope my carefully considered and thoughtful contributions to the debate will enliven and enhance your lives in this cuntmunity. John Lewis had a flagship store in Manchester centre which it sold to Primark. They jumped ship not too long before Bogtrotter City Centre Redevelopment Inc did a 2000kg explosive makeover of the place. Ergo, John Lewis = cunts. Running off to posher pastures like Stockport
Why the repeat post?
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I always had him down as a cunt until he broke down on air the morning after John Peel died. He went up in my estimations a bit after that.
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I believe his leather joyboy friend is being bummed at her majesty's pleasure.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer our Dan. If you're going to claim £24,077 in housing and council tax benefits whilst earning £56,000 between 2008 and 2011, it's probably not a good idea to do it on a prime time BBC program called Rogue Traders.
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Have a go at a few servings of Hakarl, the Icelandic delicacy. You'll have production en masse within an hour.
Rotting shark flesh of course. French food is great in general, but you probably shouldn't order Andouillette, offal sausage with a pronounced faecal flavour.
There was a band called The Pooh Sticks, Mark and Lard used to play their stuff on Radio One.
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That cunt heston blumenthal once tried to update the menu for little chef. Can you imagine the fuckers trying to add a dollop of foamed creme fraiche in frozen nitrogen to their all day breakfast??
That kind of thing almost never works. Some years ago foodie and megabore Clement Freud was given the job of improving British Rail sandwiches. He came up with poached salmon, which was actually quite nice as it should have been at the price and corned beef and pickle - how much of a gourmand to you need to be to think that one up? They didn't even use proper Branston, it was the kind of thing you might find on the Lidl bargain price shelves. His last effort was deep filled egg, yep slices of boiled egg in a sandwich. I wonder how much they paid him to think up this crap.
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So that's welcome then, or at least the nearest you'll get from this lot.
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Leave it aaahhhttt, you slahhhhhhhhhhhg!
'ere leave it aaahhhttt 'ees faaaaaaamily.
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TV chefs losing weight seems to be fashionable right now, The Hairy Bikers lost 3 stone each and Tom Kerridge has lost loads of weight. Actually the best way to shed lots of pounds with Kerridge is to visit his "pub", which is a very expensive restaurant in all but name, The Hand and Flowers. With chips at a fiver a small portion including service, mains starting around thirty quid and the cheapest house red wine around £40 at bottle including service you will be guaranteed to come out many pounds lighter.
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Again I plead with the Moderators to allow this poster to keep posting......as has been said before, we need some genuinely stupid and unbalanced fuckwits from time to time....its highly entertaining and really makes my day.....its just a pity that this one is so utterly thick but sees itself as a sharp operator....please encourage this you Cunts,,,,there is hours of entertainment here.
Keep Em coming Manila....this is good sensible stuff you are saying, lets hear more on your worldview and ignore these mocking fools, they know nothing.
You miss the point, this person gets her rocks off causing trouble. On another site she's anti-racist, left-wing and in a lesbian relationship. Here she has posted blatantly racist content and referred to gay people as queers. She isn't being stupid, thick or unbalanced she's a nasty vindictive little shite who gets off on putting people down and winding people up. It may seem entertaining to you now, ultimately it's repetitive boring bollox believe me.
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You mean they are all poorly written, unpunctuated drivel that generally contain a strong theme of racism?
That's the one.
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Just imagine they saved a North Korean train...
Yep 150 medals followed by by being shot for showing disrespect to the Podgy Leader by not bowing deeply enough.
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Cunts..... For being young. For being the most successful chart band (I use the term loosely) since The Beatles. Despite the fact that I don't know who they are, can't name one of them and couldn't name one song that they have sung. For being wealthy, or at least I'm assuming they are wealthy. For being responsible for the hoards of wailing 9 year. Olds who will believe that their respective worlds have just ended...........Just fuck off, I couldn't give a tuppenny shite.
Comparing One Dimension to The Beatles is like............
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Reading the reports following the tragedy, I can't help feeling uneasy. It appears that the air show is almost being defended from criticism coupled with an almost fatalistic shrug that such accidents only very occasionally happen and that people who attend air shows are practically never killed in those accidents....... Which in this case is true because the people who died weren't at the air show at all, they were minding their own business driving on the Queen's highway.
I've got very mixed feelings about this one. It would be a shame if these magnificent machines were to be grounded forever, but I do question the wisdom of flying them over populated areas. They are clearly not built to modern safety standards and however skilled the pilot these kinds of accident will always be a possibility. As you say those killed were not at the air show and didn't have a choice whether of not to accept the small but significant risk involved.
What I'm very sure about if that anyone who's first reaction is to demand compensation because it spoilt their value for money is a monumental cunt and then some.
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Saw Ginger Spice for the first time in many years just today. Not in person though of course, in a recent pic some twat at work showed me. She looks like she has spent every day since their last tour drinking beneath the dartboard at her local.
Still got time for Bunton though. Possibly Sporty after one of Dec's cider based concoctions.
If anything Sporty has improved with age, back in their heyday she was a bit chavvy - hence the nickname Council Estate Spice. She's also had her teeth done and got rid of that hideous gold front tooth.
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Things NOT to say to a Japanese Giant Hornet:
# 1 - Make us some fucking honey then, you stripy cunt. Hah, you fucking can't!
Fuck ..... It'll take more than a rolled up Argus to swat that bastard!
Not sure whether you ought to swat that or give it a saucer of milk.
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I'm sure I contributed to this thread?
I'm sure I removed it. That kind of contribution not required.
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Eh?
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I have a potential Russian girlfriend called Polina. She will be always glad to answer me. She with pleasure will tell to me about herself and about her life. She send me her photo if it is pleasant to me, she will send to me more.
Volkswagen
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We shouldn't be too smug yet. It seems this technology may be in widespread use, so it may turn out that British built cars also use it.
http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/sep/21/volkswagen-emissions-scandal-sends-shares-in-global-carmakers-reeling