Rick_B

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5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

See, I live for these kind of 'insider details' of life in the celebrity fast lane.

Any juicy stuff on 'Mister Derek' or 'Mister Roy' of early-70's Basil Brush fame?

"Mister Derek", Derek Fowlds, went on to play Bernard in Yes Minister and Sgt Blaketon in Heartbeat.

1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said:

It is a cunt.

Wet macular degeneration?

2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

A non-binary is a cunt who can't decide whether they are him or her.

It's not as simple as that, a surprisingly large number of people are born without being clearly defined as male or female. In the past it seems doctors have pretty much tossed a coin and assigned a gender on dubious means. In the worst cases this has resulted in surgery to remove genitalia which didn't fit with the assigned sex.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/oct/12/great-ormond-street-hospital-failing-intersex-patients

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It may have been you that first said this, so I'm not going to try and take credit for it but there are only 3 genders, male, female and pervert.

Rubbish.

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The little shit. Did you know that Edd China was responsible for the road legal motorised sofas and phone boxes which have featured on a few TV shows over the years?

Yes, in addition to the car work he's renown as a bit of a bonkers inventor. And for orange gloves.

Paris looks wonderful at night, but I have to agree, in the cold light of day parts of it is a bit dirty and seedy.

Edd China wont be on any further episodes of Wheeler Dealers. The show was acquired by American company Velocity who decided to maximise profit and cut back on his in depth repair work because it was too expensive to record and to make the show more about Brewer who made it clear he was up for it. So he quit. They are not currently best friends.

Uber are one of many dubious international rich companies who take advantage of our piss weak employment laws to bypass the minimum wage, the need to provide holiday pay and sick pay by pretending that their employees are self-employed when clearly they are not.

7 hours ago, Frank said:

Quince, when I look at this woman, I think of you. Why is that?

 

Just what we need, a female Bee Gee.

12 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

The chickens are coming home to roost. I remember the stupidity from the height of the privatisations and demutualisations and people too dimwitted to understand that the money they were making had not mysteriously appeared out of thin air and that the cunts had handed it out would soon take it all back and more besides. We are paying it back many years later through 50 years olds who have worked for the minimum wage for 30 years. Through 30 somethings who need to go to the bank of mum and dad to raise the deposit on a house that is prised at five times its true value. Insurance rates that are far higher than they would have been with a mutual insurance organisation. returns on saving lower because the building society is now a commercial bank and has probably been swallowed up by another older commercial bank. privatised rail companies that hike up fares. A once efficient 300 years old postal service that was first stifled by government and then replaced by dozens of "just in time" parcel delivery companies that can't find your address and clog up the streets with their badly driven and parked vehicles.. In the whole mess caused by privatisation perhaps the only successes where improvement was delivered were with the bus services and telecommunications.

Yep, that's the one. Not sure I agree about bus services though, if a route doesn't make a profit the private companies just cancel it. As a spokesperson for Arriva in my town said recently in response to a complaint about cuts "we are a business not a public service".

A truly inspirational speech from Jeremy Corbyn today. For the first time in a long time a Labour leader promising to do away with the Thatcher consensus, not just tweak it a little bit.

2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Rick you twat, why did the site just go down? 

No idea. I don't actually have the server sitting in the corner of the room. And less of the twat.

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

Rick, I understand that Eddie was the complete antithesis of you, and his white supremacist japes and antics often disgusted you. But now he's dead, are you willing to put the past to bed and say a few kind words at his funeral?

Bill, Frank, Quincy and I are performing an Barbershop Quartet rendition of Mike Oldfield's Moonlight Shadow, and Fatty will be chief mourner. I think it's important that we all do our bit at this difficult time.

Well I'm always optimistic that, such is the way with The Corner, at some point he may be resurrected or reincarnated. In the meantime I shall light the incense sticks as my contribution to this sad occasion.

16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Fucking hate carveries. Full of fat cunts shoving as much food down their throats as they can, then washing it down with pints of Fosters or Carlsberg piss.  And don't get me started on pizza parlours. 

Not forgetting the bottle of semi-sweet Liebfraumilch to go with their roast beef.

Many of the curries we get in British "Indian" restaurants don't actually exist in any part of India or if they do are quite different from what we get. I had a chicken pasanda, which is usually served very mild and tasteless and full of cream in restaurants,  at the home of an Indian couple I know and it was delicious, but quite hot and spicy.

There is of course no such thing as a phal or tindaloo, those were invented for pissed up blokes who want to show off how manly they are by eating a scorching hot curry, sometimes with unfortunate consequences. Vindaloo, which is of Portuguese origin comes from the Goa region. It is not super-hot nor does it contain pieces of potato. That's a translation error confusing the aloo part with the South Indian word for potato. Vindaloo is a meat, usually pork, curry marinated in wine vinegar paste, hence vin,  and garlic.

1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said:

Pantri Bach

Jeff Hart.

1 hour ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said:

The only stupidity in this would be you dening that blacks (a race with a ridiculous low IQ) following a religion that requires a ridiculously brainwashed following. Regardless of skin colour.

"Blacks (a race with a ridiculous low IQ".  Really? Firstly I wasn't aware that "blacks" are a race. Secondly I think you would be happier on one of the revolting throwback websites you quote  "where you can say "the n word" all day". Have a week in the cooler to think about it. Then you are on mod queue until further notice.

1 hour ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said:

Time for the old(ish) guard to hand the baton over to the young rampant racists to get the job done perhaps?

What job do you incorrectly imagine rampant racists, young or otherwise, are going to use The Corner for?

12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Wedgewood was one of the last, truly decent and honest politicians. Genuinely for the people and a true left winger, without the pandering, apologist, roll over for the minorities attitude that's made the current crop at best a laughing stock, and at worst, a fucking threat to western civilisation. I hope your impersonations were respectful of what he stood for. I don't see you lampooning Corbyn or Abbott...I wonder why.

Absolutely, it wasn't a lampoon and much of it was in his own words so entirely respectful.

On 09/09/2017 at 2:31 PM, Lady Penelope Cunt said:

Also ask Rick-B about "Tony Benn" on the society of cunts .. that was a real wind up persona that had Pissy and Fours spitting feathers.

Ha! Yes I did that, the poor things didn't know what to make of Tony.

I had met him a few times in my Labour Party membership days, so impersonating him was easy.

14 minutes ago, ratcum said:

He's just been a Corner irregular for yonks. I don't think he's connected with admin

Apple was a moderator on the old posting board and also the old forum before my time. When James, the previous owner,  set up the current forum he was made a moderator, but he didn't take up the position. Mrs Roops can probably tell you more.

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

I blame Proper "Neville Chamberlain" khunt. Roops was being destroyed on a regular basis, I mean who can forget exhibitionistgate? But as she sagged against the ropes, the faux Mick swept in like a fairy Irish Godmother and gave the cunt her powers back whilst surrendering his dignity.

We've been fucked ever since.

Why do you do this? I mean you're one of the better posters, but when you go off on one like this you know it's going to end badly.

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Spotto had a go with ricks alter ego and failed miserably as he's too nice. Now our axe wielding mod is back from hols (a relentless drug, prossie and booze fuelled mission in Vegas no doubt) normal service is resumed 

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4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I nominate the former liberal leader Menzies Campbell, whose name should be pronounced 'MEN-ZEES' (like the newsagent) but the silly posh inbred halfwit calls himself 'MING-ISS'. Similarly, posh cunts called Ralph, who insist on being called 'Rafe', the peak of wankerishness.

Also former Tory MP Norman St John-Stevas. Norman Saint John Stevas? Nope, Norman Sinjun Stevas.