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From now on all Lion bars will have to have a warning printed on the packaging "CAUTION flammable, do not ignite".
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2 hours ago, Snatch said:
They should drop the wages of men to that of women. Then they'll all have equal pay.
See who complains then.
Realistically that's probably what's got to happen, the BBC I suspect doesn't have the resources to increase the pay of women to that of men. In any case Chris Evans £2.2 million - for what?
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2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:
Those glasses are so huge, she could read your mind.
Or play snooker.
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1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said:
Where's Fours and Pissy?
Dunno, maybe they finally grew up.
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43 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:
It's part of its false flag routine, rick using an alter ego (his or one of his witty cronies) to insult himself. It's the only conclusion I can draw for its continued presence, after all, gurt was fucked off straight away without warning.
I await to be corrected on my theory
You are corrected on your theory.
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20 minutes ago, Wolfie said:
Fear not, Rick. The locums will soon ascertain years of non-stop wild partying and a penchant for entertaining prostitutes with guitars and cocaine have led to your regular visits to the practice.
You may, doubtless quite innocently, have overestimated the extent of my hedonistic past somewhat. FYI I have never had a "penchant" for entertaining prostitutes and only ever took very small amounts of cocaine on just a few occasions. Not my thing at all.
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3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:
A lot of surgeries are becoming like that, you make an appointment to see A Doctor, not YOUR Doctor, not good for patients with an ongoing problem, and a bit of a lottery, you either get a good one or you end up with a jaded, disinterested cunt who couldn't care less.
They have to assign you a doctor though, so they have. I've never met him, but that doesn't matter because they have ticked the box. In fairness to the locum he was OK, but it's not the same as having someone who knows you.
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It wasn't like that at my GP practice, I could usually get to see my GP within a couple of days. He got pissed off with all the bureaucracy and government inspections though and took early retirement, then his partner got a job abroad. Now it's part of a big practice and if I'm very lucky I might be able to see a locum who knows nothing about me within the next week or so.
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18 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:
Fucking hell, Rick! It's not enough that Dr. Who as a concept is a massive bucket of shit...that the character can't seem to settle on a consistent character, but you hint at making it a ginger?! You should be fucking ashamed of yourself. It isn't often you put your inner cunt out there for all to see, but this time, you take the prize!
Epic cuntishness, sir. Well played.
The ginger thing is a bit of an ongoing joke.
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19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:
How fascinating
Good, beats telling other punters to fuck off and drink bleach every time eh?
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1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said:
Think the next one should be Pakistani
Panzerknacker
Is there a Pakistan on Gallifrey?
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We don't yet know the full details. You are allowed use reasonable force to restrain somebody, what you are not allowed to do is beat the living shit out of them.
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Just now, Dr. Quim said:
Ugh. You make me sick.
A good job you're a doctor then.
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11 hours ago, Frank said:
Dance with me Neil.
I wondered what had happened to Cliff Thorburn.
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I knew a Quaker couple, nice people who did a load of stuff for charity. A bit bonkers though.
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If you buy into the premise that The Doctor is thousands of years old and has changed appearance and in many ways personality twelve times already why not a female Doctor? It could bring an interesting twist to the role, in any case they have been hinting at it for some time so it's hardly a surprise. As far as we know the last companion Bill, who as it happens was gay and black, presumably just to piss off certain CC punters, is gone but with Doctor Who nothing is certain.
We still haven't had a ginger Doctor yet though.
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1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said:
Shane MacGowan had teeth like gravestones, which is somewhat ironic seeing as he's now under one.
He's still alive, although he needs a wheelchair these days and looks in a bad way. The famous black teeth are gone though, he had implants.
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3 hours ago, Manky said:
It's all about quality of life. The kid has little to no chance of enjoying any of the things most of us take for granted.
That unfortunately is the reality. I don't believe that the parents are in any way freeloading, they are just desperate not to accept that nothing can be done to save their child.
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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:
Yes, Rick, this must be true. When you've finished farting out your lentil lunch, please provide hard evidence of this fast-growing and popular religious integration.
My post was not about integration, it was about the fact that contrary to what is often said you can visit Mosques and Hindu Temples.
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46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Quince, probably soon, but Decs may have been given an extended sentence for sneaking back in as a car salesman and possibly a tambourine banging Corbynista.
Well time will tell.
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1 minute ago, The Lady Penelope said:
Of course there have never been any Anglican or Catholic sex offenders.
Well all Catholic priests are celibate, so it couldn't happen.
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4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:
Mediation of most kinds is practised by Buddhists and not generally by Hindus. Devotees of Krishna, perform Mantra's and prayer which is not the same. Also, a Christian church for example will welcome any faith, whereas you try getting into a Mosque or a sacred Hindu temple unless you 'belong' to either.
That is simply not true, many Mosques have been encouraging non-Muslims to visit and yes you can visit a Hindu Temple. For example:
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Don't forget that a Mars a day helps you work, rest and become fat.
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9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:
As far as I'm aware, one has to be born a Hindu to be one for example, and one cannot convert to Hinduism and be accepted by the flock.
That's open to debate even among Hindus and there are many diverse opinions, even as to whether or not Hinduism is a religion as such.
George Harrison was famously involved with the Radha Krishna Temple movement and also Transcendental Meditation. I don't recall him ever saying that he had become a Hindu though.
Birds want equal pay at BBC
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It's not as if he was ever loyal to the BBC. Given the prestigious Radio One Breakfast Show, when he started TFI Friday for Channel Four he demanded Friday off. Radio One refused so he walked out leaving them with a three hour show with no host. He then took his team of on air presenters, who worked for his Ginger Productions company not the BBC, to Virgin Radio and produced the same breakfast show in direct competition with Radio One.