Hokey Gingers

I watched 30 Days of Night again recently and i must say it does give a very relatable view of Johnny Foreigner. 

"God ??.......no God."

22 hours ago, Decimus said:

I don't know if you're a boxing man, Hokes, but I've got two questions for you if you are:

1: Who was the greatest heavyweight boxer of all time?

2: Who was the best pound-for-pound boxer of all time?

3: What was the best fight you've ever seen?

Questions are open to anyone else who has in interest in the sport.

I don`t really know the answers to those posers Decs, the best i can do is my all time favourite boxer who was Tommy Hearns. If you`ve got 20 mins watch Joe Rogan discuss Tyson with Teddy Atlas.

A wonderful human being...

In the spirit of togetherness and forgiveness perhaps we should cut Joe some slack. CNN and the BBC have said he`s won so it must be so. Joe is thrilled to be finally in the "big chair" and by all accounts is looking forward to meet Mr. Brezhnev, the leader of "......you know....the place..." also apparently John, Paul & Ringo have arranged a photo op on top of the World Trade Centre to celebrate the momentous win. The boys, Hunter & Jim were staying at their Granny`s (cough...don`t fucking ask, the mainstream media didn`t...) over election time but as that friendly Mr.Jinping has offered the pair of them jobs landscaping islands in the Pacific with six figure monthly salaries ( rem 10% kick back to the Big Guy lads...) it`s a no brainer..which ironically..neither of them needs as their surname is Biden. Pelosi has first dibbs on the wall deconstruction and wants sections erected around her gaff as weirdly 66k in the state are homeless with 44k in LA alone. Think Glastonbury without the music but with the tents, drugs and sewage. Grab the popcorn folks....

four more weeks...four more weeks..

Sorted.

She`s adorable you bastards, lovely and sweet, as American as apple pie and Bushmasters...a rose blooming starkly in a septic tank of so called "journalists". I`ll bet right now she could do with a little tonic, a pick me up, so with that in mind Kayleigh log on to myoldchap.com ( one word ) search for member10362734526 (moi😎) kick back and rub one out, leave a like👍

Get Well Soon Hun...

On 01/09/2020 at 03:55, Trucking Funt said:

More or less. Personally, I hope it's no deal. The EU always attaches consultation clauses to its trade agreements in effect giving it a say who that country can sign future deals with. Blighty needs to sign a fuckload of deals with the emerging economies in Asia and Africa before the EU so if they get uppity in the future we can tell them to fuck off and buy it from a slave farm in Bangladesh instead.

I'm even considering writing a strongly worded letter to my MP demanding that the Royal Navy seizes the first French trawler caught fishing illegally in UK waters and tows it to Calais fully loaded with some of the Third world scum they've sent us.

Remember to book a seat & lifejacket for that Catweasel cunt Lineker TF, or get Banksy to paint one on the narrow faced hur...

What sort of "men" are these starlets banging now, i mean, she dropped a mobile phone on the dozy cunt`s head. Sean Connery God bless `im would have simply got up, give her a straightener, not on the face..well maybe on the face, drank the rest of the vodka ,forcibly made up , shagged relentlessly to dawn, all sorted and no mention of Plod. I fucking despair...  

15 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

. My BMX is crying out for a brake service. 

Yeah, Punkape applied and got a grant for a weights bench...

On 18/07/2020 at 19:27, Trucking Funt said:

 

Fishburne`s complection is a fucking disgrace, as a lad the blackheads must have been sitting on him like rock cakes. 

 "“We hold these truths to be self-evident,” the former vice president said during a campaign event in Texas on Monday. "All men and women created by — you know, you know, the thing.”

The other saturday morning there was a rerun i assume of a dating show on channel four, two men who looked exactly like each other flirting and mincing and it was only 11:30 am. Saturday morning tv come a long way from Zorro and Champion the Wonder Horse. UK TV 2020, what a shit show.

For fucks sake somebody....anybody...petrol has never been so cheap..

I know i should probably just let it go but....

3 hours ago, Blunt Cunt said:

What is it with religious cunts. Are they just plane stupid and ignorant. I mean do they really believe any of the shit that some nonce or beaded peaceful preaches about. I've met some really intelligent people in my time who have surprised me by the simple fact that they actually believe in some sort of religion or another. I was raised a Catholic myself, did my communion and confirmation and then when I finally grew up and developed my own brain and crucially the ability to think for myself I quickly realised what a load of old cunt the whole thing is. Don't you just hate those cunts that somehow manage to bring religion or god into every aspect of life. I mean for fucks sake, wake up and smell the coffee you bunch of retarded cunt faced cock sucking subnormal wank stains. 

Religion, you truly are a cunt so go and fuck yourself. 

Peace be with you. Amen.

It`s a fascinating topic BC and old as time itself. If your interested this article may be of some help...Read Me. 

Edward old friend i feel events are gathering pace and quite soon we will swallowed up in a bloodletting spree and breakdown of our society. There`s a storm coming, we can see it, touch it , it`s here. I`ve gathered together a few things  which i think are worth saving and plan to bury them in a " caucasian time capsule " in my local job centre, they`ll never look there. Space is the limiting factor but i`ve threw in an empty Guinness bottle, a bag of dulse, a flat cap and the entire digital back catalogues of Rocco Siffredi and Buttman.

" but why do you need to own a semi automatic sporting rifle??"

" Why do they never steal books?" Paul J Watson.

He started on the BBC doing kids programmes and it looked like he was being groomed for the top. I`m unsure as to what transpired, i could hazard a guess he was bitch slapped by a Scottish child for that fucked up giggle he does but the upshot was he ran out & bought himself a Bullworker and transfomed himself from unlikable wanker into a detestable muscle bound gymoak. The kids couldn`t relate to him anymore as he was both imposing and threatening yet obviously poofy and camp. mixed messages, like a clown with a smiley face, you know its sinister and fake . Anyway, he moved to that other sanctuary for fakes ITV and has picked up the cheque every month for being Mr.Diversity and seems content with his lot. Well done Andrew.

I`m just glad we got the rainbow back, hijacked by Steven Slackring  and Diana Dildo and their ilk it`s great to see the multicoloured promise from God they`d never be another flood returned to its rightful place as harmless childs painting.assignment...and that...

Slash, the stovepipe hatted, indoor sunglasses wearing ex legend & guitar God started this all off singing a duet with that bicycle from the Black Eyed Peas, one can only imagine the amount of cocks she has seen, probably more than the late Bernard Matthews. Given a choice of Fergies to fuck i`d opt for that incomprehensible Goven alcoholic over the slack ringed cock socket that is Duhamel.                                   

 Osbourne has been a embarrassment for years, a shambling buffoon who can`t put his own fucking trousers on never mind dye his hair. Awful.

Mind you, this cunt keeps him in the media..

Funny chap, accents are brilliant as is the Asian lady in the audience. That is all........

Whats his face is a stellar cunt, no question...however, if you watch the clip it`s hard not to credit the man as a master of his art. He makes carbuncle laden De Niro look like something that should have Danepak stamped on it. Four more years ya cunt....

Well i for one will miss Toby, he was excellent in Blade.