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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Roops, you have name dropped me at least five times in this car crash of a nom.

Although you are quite clearly obsessed with me and have been wanting my attention all night, I haven't really got much to add to what's already been said. If it's not clear by now what everyone thinks of you, it never will be.

Decimus, you have name dropped me at least five times in this car crash of a nom.

Although you are quite clearly obsessed with me and have been wanting my attention all night, I haven't really got much to add to what's already been said. If it's not clear by now what everyone thinks of you, it never will be.

Love Mike D and Ding  

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

Proper, I think that there is a very real possibility that I may be severely mentally ill.

New home, new baby?

6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Withers' behaviour is doing him no credit. He thinks he can do what he likes round here. He's been suspiciously quiet- and we know what that means- more fucking grassing.

Nobody has grassed to me about anything. Your unnecessary comment about his perceived sexual activities was removed as is crossed the line of what is acceptable.

On ‎5‎/‎4‎/‎2016 at 8:27 PM, deebom said:

Trump is not going to win. Hilary is. That was decided years ago.

I think you are near the truth. Remember the dispute when Bush jnr won his first presidential election, all that shit about the count in Florida. Somebody was trying to queer the pitch.

7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

As Einstein pointed out, everything is relative, but on a completely unrelated tangent has anyone noticed how much better it's been on here over the last 24 hours with a few notable absentees and a vast reduction in the volume of kneejerk shit-slinging?

Noted.

On ‎5‎/‎1‎/‎2016 at 8:35 PM, Decimus said:

Hardly. Any response to Admin is clearly pointless with his blatant favouritism towards you. But better late than never, I do like him proving me right.

I'm not Admin, I am Wiz.

4 hours ago, Decimus said:

Fuck off Admin. You've so far championed both Roops and Wiz during your thankfully short tenure. If that's your thing, maybe you should give up this site and become an editor on You've Been Framed. That seems to be the limit of your Yank style humour.

Short tenure? Do you believe everything you are told by cunts on the interweb?

6 hours ago, Decimus said:

It's funny, Edders. Admin will turn a blind eye to blatant racism, accusations of noncery, homophobic bigotry, and jokes at the expense of the disabled. But woe betide anyone who dares utter even a whisper of criticism towards the Jews. Not that I'm surprised. Afterall, Admin and Wiz are one and the same, and we all know how the yanks salute the Star of David almost as much as they do their own disgusting, crass rag of a flag. 

 So I am Wiz? Explain more please, I want you tell others how you have come to this conclusion. I don't have to make you look a cunt when you are more than able to do this by explaining your assumption. You appear to have plenty to say, so let's hear it.

To answer the point re what is acceptable, the recent name calling of nonces was dealt with, 2 day bans and comments removed. All comments with the N word were also removed. This site used to have pages of anti-semitic content and it is not going to return to that. Criticism of Jews and their treatment of the Palestinian people is fine, as is any criticism of other religious groups, but rampant anti-semitic content and pathetic holocaust jokes are not, hence their removal from the sicki thread.

16 hours ago, Decimus said:

Lukers, I don't know if you have ever noticed this before, but Wiz seems to have an almost Admin like obsession with Roops. 

My guess is that they are both wanking with the same fist over Roops' star turn in the 1999 edition of "Hypertrichosis Honeys".

I don't know what this is about, but if you do, please explain. If you don't, I can only assume you don't want to make yourself look like a bigger simpleton than what you are already.

On ‎24‎/‎04‎/‎2016 at 1:20 AM, Snatch said:

 

Now I know why you let multi's exist. Your breaking your own rules. Rewrite them you two faced fucking cunt.

Not with your masterful use of the English language.

2 minutes ago, Properkhunt said:

Yeah, don't you just. I demand my Administrator access back, or you will be outed. Have some of that, no apologies.

Cunt. Read your emails and go fuck yourself.

2 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

right on me brethren

That line and football is for irons are the sole creation of Mr Proper K. Hunt. He did use this ID for a while, but no longer. Where you are correct is that I do have another ID.

18 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

I believe Admin may be a punter.....he/she still has a soft spot for his failed mod judging by recent statements.  

Each to their own taste I suppose.

 

If you say so.

6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The only bloke who looked good in a Panama was Warren Oates. Everyone else just looks like a cunt!

Who said I am a bloke?

19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Does that include the Panamanian bank account as well?

No bank account in Panama, but I have several hats in that style.

4 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Seems to be that way. Scrap the rules,no cunt follows them anyway.

Fucking hell, I didn't have time to ring the bell after posting my last comment and you are on it.

Pavlov was a clever cunt.

4 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Poor,very poor but this is what we have come to expect from you these days. I see a trend with ex-mods on here. Posting boring fucking shite.

It's all a conspiracy, Snatch. Bunging me a few quid (and a few pics) will get you into the inner sanctum of this site, allow you multi ID's and unlimited amount of abuse laden postings per month without fear of the cooler. It's true, Decimus told me so.

17 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Please admin, stay off my side. 

There are no sides here, Bill. Just cunts. We are all friends, as long as we don't stray from acceptable and decent standards of cuntery. Long live the Festival!

On ‎31‎/‎03‎/‎2016 at 7:25 PM, Decimus said:

Admin, stop beating around the bush and talking in riddles like a teenage girl. We all know who you are referring to. A whole nomination dedicated to me by the site administrator, a CC first if I'm not wrong, and I've obviously made an impression on you, good or bad, to warrant your attention. You're almost obsessed.

I've told you before, either wank yourself silly over the sagging middle aged corpse of Roops and post a tribute video on xhamster, or recruit her as a moderator again. Maybe you could explain why you chucked her in the first place if you think the sun shines out of her arse anyway?

Pull your head out of the fucking clouds and read through mine and Roops' argument. I destroyed her, and everyone apart from the massively biased like you would agree with me. If you didn't hide like a little faggot behind locked threads and your little ban button, I'd make you look a cunt as well.

Now fuck off and get back to moderating. You're shite at it, but you're even worse at contributing on threads. Of course, you could always delete this post, like you did Lukes over the bank holiday, because you're too fucking thick to think up a suitable response. I told you before, if you don't like me, ban me. If not, shut the fuck up sniping and bitching you little faggot cunt.

Mr Decs. It's not all about you. You are not that important. I see old Bill has royally fucked you over. You really are pathetic and reactionary.

Mr Ding, I have been away on business the past 5 days and return to view these pages. I see Properkhunt removed a thread about Jamie Vardy. I can understand why. If you make such insinuations of paedophilia about another member again, you will not be coming back like Jazz, Brony and ProfB.

The last 7 days on here have been robust compared to recent times. Allowing the cooler door to open has facilitated this. Some good noms, a lot of discussion and debate tempered with some CC specialty abuse.

One thing that always remains unchanged is the pecking order, perceived or otherwise. It is always invidious to name individuals, but one particular member was made to look a cunt by two different people. Any hope of being top dog at any point should be put to rest in their mind.

A good person knows their limitations, even if they are far from stratospheric.

I have to say Decimus, you are totally and completely fucked up in the head.

44 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Admin you fucking cunt. Why do I get random words coming up in a different font when I post on my mobile?

It makes me look like that multi quote wanker Ding.

I've got a fucking reputation to uphold here.

You don't require any help off me to make yourself look like the Ding wannabe that you are clearly incapable of achieving, you fat fingered, wide gobbed piece of fucking tedium.

Just now, Decimus said:

Point out where, because I missed that, as did everyone else.

Shove it up your fucking arse you cunt. Best ban me now because if you're going to keep popping in with stupid shit like this I'm not going to stay quiet.

If you love Roops so much, crack one out over her hairy rat and get it out your system, then make her a mod again so she can ruin your site. Prick.

Of course you missed it. I don't do pedagogy, go back to the nursery and change your nappy because you have shit yourself again.

1 minute ago, Properkhunt said:

At any one point, never less than half a dozen.

You reckon?