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Jake The Muss

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  1. Dosen't take me 3 or 4 goes to open any tin, i can do this very easy with my cock and stir it.

    No idea who this banshee-bitch is but obviously a few subtle blows to her solar plexus and an upper cut or two should shut the pig-ugly urine-seeping cunt up.

  2. 8 hours ago, and said:

    That just about describes 90% of CC users, how's your cunt today, Jakob?

    How was the dig shit sniffing today ? 

    Did you get high and feel like you was in itchycoo park.

    Fuck off.

  3. 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

    If you kick them they will often make a bolt for the door.

    If you went to kick my dog she would take that as a game and run off with your wooden leg.

    You smelly sack of yeast and piss, fuck off.

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  4. 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

    "Would you trust your canine sibling make your breakfast or dinner?"

    bY rSOLeS age 11

    The best reply i have seen to this thick wanker yet...i reckon you have finished him off good and proper.

    His reply should be interesting.

  5. 30 minutes ago, and said:

    Cuntbreed Dog Owners.

    That would be all of them, don't you think?

    Dogs as part of the family.

    But you've got to ask yourself one question.

    Would you trust your canine sibling make your breakfast, or dinner?

    I wonder...

    You really are thick, choke yourself.

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  6. 2 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

    Do you and that unfortunate doggo have matching thick imitation gold chains?..lol

    UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

     

    What's your point here Panzy ?...apart from dribbling on to your bib.

  7. 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    I’ve never had one on a dog, but the cats pick them up occasionally when they’re out on manoeuvres. I had a little wire tick remover that pulls them out. Disgusting fucking things, like a baked bean with a little wiggly head. If you stamp on them, blood squirts out about 2 feet.

    Sounds like a scene from Shogun Assassin.

  8. 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

    You make me think of a local who wanders around looking as if he is off on a safari, if you visit him in his flat you have to talk to him very quietly as his next door neighbours work for the CIA and use radio equipment to record everything he says. Every September he goes on a month long annual pilgrimage to various places such as India, Spain, New York etc .. (actually he stays with his sister in Yetminster according to his neighbours who work for the CIA). He has never worked .. I cannot understand why. Are you in a similar situation?

    Whoever writes your scropts, needs sacking and executing ASAP !

    It's fucking dire.

  9. 9 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

    Id say dents appeared in your shaven lumpen head stringing this unintelligible dross together..lol

    UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

    Sorry i can't decode that bollocks you have thrown together there.

    Thick cunt.

  10. 25 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

    I agree with most of this Fends, though there some some breeds which 9/10 repeat the same attacks on the elderly/young, other dogs etc., leading to making the papers because of their severity. My point is someone could be among the most kind, compassionate and responsible owners, but sometimes (no matter how much training/effort goes into being a good owner), they can't take hundreds of years of breeding & modification out of some types of dogs.

    Is yours a rescue, or have you had her since pup? If she has a high prey drive for cats, you could loan her out to those in need of ridding cat shit from their beloved vegetable patches or allotments. You could even start a little business with the idea, calling it 'R-Soles Cat Control – “Your shit is our business"'.

    I can control my dog very easy but if she got a wiff of R-soles then her prey drive would be off the scale and he would be in some serious shit, more than he is used to

  11. 1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

    Shut the fuk up you number 2 baaztaad..lol

    UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

    And there it is in plain sight, proof you're a complete spastic absent of any rational thoughts in that tiny pea brain of yours, keep playing your video games and wanking over trans mongs...and leave real debate to those who know how.

    Fuck off.

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  12. 5 hours ago, Mike Hunt said:

    Can't understand the blinkered mentality of marketing execs, believing virtue-signalling trumps all and is more conducive to sales than street cred.

    Besides, why would any real woman (the pre-woke ones without a cock) buy a Nike sports bra no one (apart from pervs spying through a hole in the changing room wall) is gonna see anyway, just because a trannie freak does?

    Sales are already going to the shitter for nike and bud lite, fucking good job, the people have spoken and don't want this abomination anymore.

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  13. As a dog owner, i'm in a good position to make judgement on these spastics. For me they fall in to three categories.

    1. Stupid cunts who treat their dogs like humans, sure i talk to my dog and show they're part of the set up and a family member, i'm talking about the semi-conscious phone zombie types that pamper beyond any recognition of a canine. Dogs want to be dogs and do dog stuff, even a simpleton should know this by default.

    2. The macho slags who get themselves a big brute breed as an extension of their small penis or dried up nun's nasty. Most of the time these walking-redundant piles of plasma have little or no control of their beasts and more often than not they are not muzzled. I have a meduim sized bullbreed and she is very strong and has a high prey drive...because of this i'm extra careful when the neighbours cats are about and only let her off the lead when she is with dogs she knows and gets along with, she almost knocked some doris off her feet in Dansom park once (might of been Ed's missus). A vicious dog is an unhappy dog and reflects badly on the owner just like a spoilt child is the result of lazy bad parenting.

    3. Let's not forget the lazy xbox fat cunts who never pick up their own dogs shit, no excuse for this, poo bags are not expensive and it's really not a big deal as there are plenty of bins around to deposit the bags. Having said that, i would gladly let my dog shit in R-soles/Lucy's mouth.

    Fuck off, i know this topic has been done before but that was coming from a thick cunt who has never owned a dog.

    I'm the voice of reason on this subject..fuck off some more.

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  14. On 13/04/2023 at 23:07, King Billy said:

    Bring a big ladder and wear rubber gloves Fends if you’re going to his gaff. The fence at Rampton is about 20ft high and  hard wired to the national grid. And make sure only to bring the rubber handled hammers. I’m sure you’ve got it all covered anyway.

    I heard the sad cunt lived in a pod and got regular boosters so he could stay living in a pod eating crickets.

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  15. This shit is getting beyond a fucking joke now, actually it got past that phase long ago. So this vile cretin who is suffering from dysphoria hasn't had his period yet, wonder why that is ??? Just maybe it's something to do with you not having the correct equipment built in to your stupid wimp frame of a body. As for Nike who could have used a real female athlete to promote their sports wear, decided to use this pile of plop, another insult to women, common sense and anything decent...you have to wonder what this cringe fest is all about. I have my own ideas on this, probably a stepping stone to the transhumanism agenda is a fair shout.

    If someone is mentally ill enough and decides to trans to another gender (biologically impossible) then i really couldn't careless but to try and normalise it is when it gets on old Jake's tits (pardon the pun).

    Fucking sick of the shit.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RhafMXOt2s

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3n7nDdA6q0

     

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