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Jake The Muss

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  1. 1 minute ago, Punkape said:

    You were obviously expelled for buggery and now harbour a grudge.

    Fuck off.

    lol.

    Any fucking stupid cunt headed mug that uses lol at the end of a sentence should be shot at point blank range with a jack hammer and have their brain danced on with a kango drill, then blow torched just to make sure..

  2. Deep space, deep ocean, deep throat and deep thoughts..the human race love things deep..why, because the race itself is full of deep shit and gets itself into deep shit all the fucking time, think about it, greed, lust, war and enslavement in one way or the other, so deep is a proper cuntbreeder..

  3. 1 hour ago, Cardinal Sin said:

    Public schools produce liars, members of the clergy, wankers, benders, poofs, cretins, politicians, dodgy dealing bankers, golfers, rugby players and complete imbecillic cunts. I should know, I had 3 years in one of those shitholes. Punkape is the epitome of all that is bad about the private education system, which is currently performing no better than a lot of academies these days.

    PunkBitch is the epitome of everything that is bad on all levels..a bit like the dwarf killing cuntbreed in don't look now..

  4. He couldn't manage a sandwich...the size of this cunts head...enough room for three brains in that skull..three brains that don't work...the fucking useless cuntbreed looks like the floating head from the film Zardoz..Zardoz the gun is good..now take it and blow your fucking brains out you cunt of a man..

  5. Deminge you really are of the most boring stock i have ever encountered...find a corner in a dark room and choke yourself...you will be doing the human race a massive favor...if you like..i can open up your tiny head with a blow from a claw hammer..you get peace..the world gets a break and i get pleasure...everyone is a fucking winner..

  6. 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

    It's that time of year again! A summer nom from stickers about all things fecal!

    I enjoyed disabled toilet. Metaphorically and literally.

    When I'm taking a dump, or as 'sleeve would say, "taking the Brown family to the Super Bowl", I like some room to spread my 'roids out, and open up the day's broadsheet paper.

    I'm partial to a lot of Thai curries, so my arsehole is always a dragon's nostril, and the smell more offensive than Anne Robinson's minkey.

    Whilst everyone likes the smell of their own brand, as fat bastard famously said, the stench can be a bit much in a smaller, non-spacker cubicle.

    But imagine my surprise when I waddled out of the special WC, only for some fucking do-gooder to try and bollock me. I'd barely mopped up my ringpiece before I was subjected to a meek protest by a bespectacled, insignificant little beetle.

    I don't think she even worked there but had take it upon herself to monitor who accessed the shitter with keen interest. She informed me that my use of the cubicle was "illegal". I asked her whether she and the London Met really deemed it a police matter and criminal offence. The ludicrous nature of her statement didn't sink in and she continued her protest. 

    I then less than politely informed her that the disabled toilet is merely equipped for disabled people, and not reserved exclusively for their use. I did recommend she use it in future though on account of being a braindead fucking vegetable. 

    Can't see a problem here..as you have flidamitus spasadomas..get to the fucking quacks man..you need serious help..

  7. On 7/18/2016 at 2:25 PM, Manky said:

    You own fuck all. Spunkapes makes you look like an intellectual pygmy. Fucking arsewipe.

    Mancus..Punkbitch can't string a sentence together...you must really pay attention to these fine details..

  8. Just now, Eddie said:

    Are you a holocaust denier?, I feel we are getting somewhere.

    Well it depends on who we're dealing with..lets face some facts...the Israel situation is never going to improve the way things stand..so maybe a new start in that part of the world is in order...come to think of it..latin America should be on the table for some serious talks...those useless cuntbreeds have never got their act together..

  9. 2 minutes ago, Punkape said:

    You thick sod.

    Holy fucking cuntbreeders..who have said something different..you're on the right track...keep this up and you just might be able to string a sentence together..

  10. 43 minutes ago, Eddie said:

    What is your thoughts on the isreal land grab?

    Nothing some carpet bombing wouldn't sort out..maybe then the elite powers can have a raffle to see who gets the land..just an idea i'm tinkering with..

  11. 39 minutes ago, Decimus said:

    Thank fuck you're here to add some cutting edge originality then. Bedsit dwellers, nice one, you don't get fresher or more imaginative than that. You stupid fucking cunt.

    I remember you Decminge...you was a useless pile of vomit then...well done..you haven't got any better...you're still a boring cuntbrain..

  12. 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

    Sorry what is this nom again? Seems so long ago someone said about it 

     

    9 minutes ago, Eddie said:

    Yes, true, but some races are exceptionally more cuntbeed than others?

    Of course and ISIS is putting in a fantastic show for their race being the most cuntable..

  13. 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

    Cowardly? No. But as you're a wispy little faggot who takes requests, could I suggest that you just shut up and fuck off? 

    Thanks. 

    Bubba my little speck of nothing..i have thought about shutting up and fucking off but have decided to stay on here...granted the site has got more tolerant to special needs and because of this...there isn't the quality of cunters that used to be on here...there is less cutting edge humor and style has gone to bed...but you will be pleased that i aim to add some style and much education is needed..especially where you're concerned ..my little bedsit dweller..

  14. 1 minute ago, Eddie said:

    Manky and I are 100% racist and have a uk chapter of the clan. You may have the right stuff, would you like to apply for membership?

    I will give it some thought..i'm a bit of a lone wolf with a very LOUD wolf whistle..but alas i'm not a racist because i believe everyone is a fucking cuntbreed..

  15. 3 minutes ago, Punkape said:

    Fuck off.

    Don't you know any other words..try this...why don't you just fuck off and fuck off again..granted it needs work...but even you will have to concede that it has more imagination to it than just fuck off..

  16. 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

    Noted, but I'll still have to decline your offer and opt for incest. Double fuck off.

    That's fine with me Billy boy..incest can be great as you don't have to go through all that shit about getting to know someone..

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