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Jake The Muss

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  1. 12 minutes ago, Manky said:

    Einstein is my stupid brother. Just fuck off until you can be honest.

    Manky Wanky...you're one boring pile of sewage..you have lowered the standards of this site...only Frank is a worthy opponent...OI Franky Wanky where the devil are you...still mopping the floors in one of your swanky establishments..

  2. 3 minutes ago, neil298 said:

    TC,you are Jazz and I claim my £5,now fuck off and take your spaccy dribbling offspring with you,those windows won't clean themselves

    Oh dear...how is Jazz..i remember that rampant Cunt bundle very well...How about i clean my windows with your bald head...how do you like those apples..

  3. 32 minutes ago, Gurt said:

    Do you have an autistic son? Have you caught it from him?

    You must be the brightest of divs on here now...my absence as seen some changes..you're one of the bad changes...but nice to talk to you Burt..will Ernie be saying hello later...

  4. 21 minutes ago, Manky said:

    I quite honestly don't give a fuck. I would rather spend time arguing with the current members than someone who probably got booted off for being a total prick. It takes time and skill to create a Legend. It is not difficult to get a new user name and IP address and cause disruption. Coward

    For all you know Einstein...i could have not logged in for a while..so had to rejoin...i can tell yo this for sure...i wasn't booted off...you can have your guess now...i have left clues all around..but as you have a very narrow mind..Mmm...you could have a problem working it out..go for it killer..i will come clean if you guess right..

  5. 4 minutes ago, Manky said:

    It seems to me you have history on this site. Goodbye.

    I am history...beware of my wrath..for you will choose your own path...make the right choice or forever regret it...

  6. Just now, Manky said:

    My good friends on here like Stickers and Spunkape think you are an intolerable prick and from the quality of your posts, blatantly short of a slate or two. Who am I to argue?

    I will never forgive myself for not sending you the Bastille Day tickets for the Nice firework display where if Abdul missed you, Bubbles would have got you in his Gregg's truck.

    Very sweet of you for such kind words....your going to be my next bitch..i am starting to own you already...gonna need bigger pockets as mine are overloaded with cunts i own from here..will have to have a cuntframed shed made to put you all in or maybe i will just put your sorry ugly ass in the cellar to torture you at a later date..but i will confess..i am starting to feel the love from you..

  7. 1 minute ago, Manky said:

    ThunderCunt?  Go fuck yourself you mong. Better men than you have tried and failed. Whatever your history on here, I still think you are a cunt so fuck off.

    So your turning my offer down...it's a good rampant rabbit..it has 5 speeds on it...i borrowed it from some old dorris at the local old folks home..the battery is still good...

  8. On 7/15/2016 at 5:32 AM, Snatch said:

    So another terrorist attack in France,this time in Nice during Bastille day celebrations. Some Lorry driving Jihadi kills 80 people,including kids.

    How long before it comes out that this cunt was a known terrorist,on the watch list and was known to of trained in Afghanistan or somewhere equally as backward? Cue the outpourings of solidarity form other World leaders. How this sort of thing will not be tolerated,they must be stopped and how we all stand together blah blah blah. The same shit everytime.

    If they're on the watch list,arrest the cunts,take them out the back and machine gun the cowardly poofs and maybe it might help stop something like this in the future.

    I like your style...kill them before they get a sniff at killing anyone...this cuntframed wanker was probably influenced by what Isis said about all muslims taking some initiative and to start killing random innocent people...

  9. 13 hours ago, I know that Cunt said:

    I just locked one of the bastards in the garden shed that'll teach it, I left the door open and it crept inside, I think it's next doors. Maybe I'll go and have a look in a week or two.

    You cruel cuntframed big wrister..i reckon your saving that cat for your own sexual pleasure....you sick bundle of cunt..i will have to report you to the RPOSCFSU....i have your IP address so it won't take long to track you down...it's in motion as we speak...i will save that poor innocent cat from your sexual desires...have a good day you tour de cuntforce..

  10. 2 hours ago, Manky said:

    If you want to make friends and like people, fuck off to mumsnet you knob. This is Cunts Corner.

    I don't like you anymore..i was being very very nice to you and you was horrible to me...i have now decided to unscrew your skull and fuck you with a rampant rabbit...hopefully the experience will make you see sense and you will probably love it..hahahaha..Manky sounds a bit wanky...have a great day Manky wanky..

  11. 51 minutes ago, deebom said:

    Films are shit mostly. TV is shit too. Read a fucking book.

    No they are not deebee..it depends on what you watch...hollywood blockbusters and soaps...reality TV are shit...but there is many a good film out there...Cannibal Ferox comes to mind..and i do read..so there...have a great afternoon tea with your mutant lover..

  12. 1 hour ago, nocti said:

    Damn you! Nice work TC. It was only a matter of time I guess.

    Oi  Mr.N..come and play with me..i need abuse and i need it now..

  13. 35 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

    My initial thought was that total idiot 'fuckmewhatacunt'.  Either way, this thick cunt is the worst version. 

    Shit, does he own me now? Anyone else think it's a tad gay? Logging on to the Internet looking to become a 'master' of men? 

    Of course i own you now..i will lock you in my torture chamber..await your fate soon enough...

  14. 2 minutes ago, nocti said:

    I hopefully assume that's a colloquialism for suicide in homosexual circles. Fingers crossed.

    Mine that is, not yours, lest they be too covered in shit to make the gesture. You fucking dumb cunt.

    I'm hitting your buttons aren't i Mr.N...N for numpty....i own you now..that's three in one night...boy i'm good..loves ya..XX

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