Jake The Muss

Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Fuck off mc, you were boring in that incarnation , and this reboot is a piece of shit.

Who is mc...MC Hammer...can't touch this...dodododo

11 hours ago, Bubba C said:

Stupid, self-absorbed, fucking idiots who try and detract from harrowing events by suggesting they could have somehow been involved. 

Fuck knows how many people have been interviewed by Sky or BBC saying that they were within a 20 mile radius of the Nice attack and how they'd "considered going there the day before", or "I was standing where the truck drove only yesterday". 

Reminds me of a stupid cunt I worked with once, she was on the verge of tears when regaling how she "nearly got caught in the tsunami" (in 2004).

It transpired that her and her fiancé had considered booking a trip to Thailand for around the time it happened, but never actually went, as they were too cheap/lazy/boring to travel any further than their local Pizza Hut. 

Feel free to post anything related/derail this nom to your hearts content, I couldn't give a fuck as I got bored writing it. 

Fuck off Bubba, you've lost it. Idiot. 

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On 7/14/2016 at 7:00 PM, Manky said:

What a guy

     Called Erdogan of Turkey a wanker

    Said Obama has an ancestral hatred of Britain 

    Said Papua New Guineans are cannibals.

    Said some Africans have water melon smiles,   and many more

Foreign affairs will become interesting again. This man is the rightful heir to Prince Phillip in the diplomatic world. It wouldn't surprise me if he is on this site somewhere. What a great cunt.

I like you..there is no lying in you but i can't say that about the rest of your fellow cunts on this great site..

1 minute ago, ThunderCunt said:

Stop moaning about 2016...go and get a life and man up..you could be digging ditches in the onion fields or playing strip poker with the camarouge...or have Tony Blair as a friend..

Tony Blair as a friend would be the worst option..

Stop moaning about 2016...go and get a life and man up..you could be digging ditches in the onion fields or playing strip poker with the camarouge...or have Tony Blair as a friend..

4 minutes ago, nocti said:

You already have. It's a seed that is right now germinating away in that puny fucking olive stone brain of yours.

The thing about Quince is that he doesn't necessarily need inviting. He's like a pervier version of Freddy Kreuger. He's nowhere near as smartly dressed, leaves lots more spunk and dribble, and grows a nutty tail right in your mouth seconds after the rohypnol kicks in.

Are you speaking from experience...you dirty bugger mugger....why don't you steal shit from his pandy..now leave me alone as i'm about to shoot my bolt over Susan Boyle..

1 hour ago, Ape said:

Careful - he'll own you.

Just like i own you..

6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

When you finally drift off to the land of nod, ring piece bleeding into your straw mat, spare a thought for Quincy, shiteing in your mouth.

i will spare no thought for you Minger...

3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

When you finally drift off to the land of nod, ring piece bleeding into your straw mat, spare a thought for Quincy, shiteing in your mouth.

i will spare no thought for you Minger...

1 minute ago, Bubba C said:

Un-fucking-believable. 

You seem like an angry teenager, fueled up on white lightning and 20/20, Are your parents away for the weekend and you've decided to let out all of your pent up rage? In my day it was house parties full of drugs, booze and hot sluts, your MO seems to be blatant stupidity.

Without a shadow of a doubt, you are the thickest cunt to ever sully the good name of the corner, and that is saying something considering ding is our village idiot. 

You're not only embarrassing yourself, but you're making us all look stupid. What must guests who may be window shopping for a new forum to join think if they are forced to endure reading your shit? 

Fuck off.

 

It doesn't take much to make you bunch of cuntframed wankers look stupid..does it Einstain..the truth will be revealed soon enough but for now i will continue on my merry insane way...wait for the hammer to fall.

Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Your tone is bordering on insolence.

Yep..you're correct..motherfuckwit

2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

How is this progressing? Do I hear the patter of tiny , er cunt lips. Something. Fucking you fill in the blanks, lazy wank lanky shit stripe.

42 minutes ago, Frank said:

I'm trying to build a rapport with this idiot before I strike him down. I don't need you butting in with your nonsense. Incompetent berk. 

Frank you little pleb ...you couldn't strike shit in a sewer and as for you MingerFinger..well..what can i say...you bring a new meaning to the word stupid..Night both XX

2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

I'd like to congratulate you on this nocti. Possibly he loves them so dearly, he aims to rehydrate them with the very seed that begot him.

You and nocti riding the hobby horse together...you can't get enough of his gay blade..

Just now, I know that Cunt said:

No, by the looks of it, you have wanked yourself devoid of any sense

I'm in great company then..nitwit 2..

2 minutes ago, nocti said:

It tends to go over the heads of people that use their ancestor's urns as fleshlights. The penny might drop when you finish sixth form. 

Apologies for interrupting your annexing of the site. As you were...

Your too kind..kind of like a sap at sea..night ..nitwit..XX

Just now, nocti said:

What a fucking daft cunt.

I see...your the sites...tour de big wrister...very wank username by the way..no substance to it..

Just now, Frank said:

What's the thinking behind all of this?

No thinking..i'm on auto pilot and the course is set..to own as many cuntframed wankers as possible..i already own Ape shit and Punkbitch...you could be next..

2 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said:

Haven't you seen Battleship you dopey fuckwit? 

I sank that floating cunt city many moons ago while i was raping your tiny mind of any sense..

Just now, Frank said:

Extraordinary. You've acquired almost half the membership in the past 24 hours. Do you have a plan?

Yeah..and your soul i plan to take..that won't take long as there isn't really much in your soul..

Just now, Punkape said:

He actually an escaped baboon.

You and ape shit make a lovely couple...are you the giver or the taker..

Evil land owner laugh..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

3 minutes ago, Punkape said:

You're an arsehole with nothing to offer here.

Kill yourself.

Hahahahahaha..you silly LITTLE BOY...i own you outright now..

46 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Not sure whether you know this but round here we believe that football's for poofs and irons. So be prepared to be given a right royal cunting. 

Oh yeah..a young lady amongst these sad losers..

1 minute ago, Punkape said:

Fuck off.

Come and make me fuck off LITTLE BOY..

Just now, Punkape said:

More gibberish.

Are you a drug dealer ?

Yeah...that's it..you have me banged to rights..i'm a drug dealer..pigo thicko