Jake The Muss

2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

So the Aussies need 383 to win. So we don't play our fastest bowler who regularly knocks up 90mph with the new ball and instead start with the dads army opening pair of Broad and Anderson. When it don't go right they put on peg leg Moheens spin. That hasn't worked so he puts Woakes on. Is Stokes deliberately letting the Aussies in with a chance? Khawaja is shit scared of Woods pace. 

This should not be treated as a fucking Stuart Broad testimonial 

 

Bang on, should of opened with Wood, played him when the batsmen are set, now look at the score.

7 hours ago, Zev said:

If not, why not?

Get the retaliation in first, you know it makes sense!

Choke yourself, it makes sense to everyone on here apart from your trans lover Pen.

4 minutes ago, Frank said:

He's never quite grasped the basic workings of the comma. It's sloppy, Withers. His punctuation is generally pretty good, but when it comes down to the comma, the man is lost at sea.

Frank,,,,,,,we are all lost at sea,,,,,,it's called the legal fiction.

Research it cunt.

Cunts who continually post utter bollocks on social media platforms and then rightly have everyone calling them out for the retard they truly are, then moan about the righteous abuse they get.

Fuck off.

On 27/07/2023 at 17:07, Zev said:

Ditto.

You come here, once in a blue moon, contribute nothing of import, then scuttle off back to wherever it is you crawled out from.

Stop embarrassing yourself with your two digit I.Q. copy and paste insults, they impress no one.

 

You fucking dunce, Southern makes one comment and it's more entertaining than everything you have ever posted put together...fuck me , even Panzyboy is more entertaining that your best effort.

You're total shit...poodle shit i might add.

On 27/07/2023 at 10:48, Penny Farthing said:

Bender you are obviously severely traumatised and brain damaged having thought of using the Sun Life app to record your funeral wishes?

My funeral wishes are to put me on a bonfire, Viking style, yours is to be mechanically separated and fed to a gang of Columbian crack heads.

Fuck off.

On 27/07/2023 at 08:28, Penny Farthing said:

Bends you are out of you depth .. drown yourself.

Really ? Care to elaborate, you fucking stupid cunting head on a stick.

On 27/05/2023 at 22:53, King Billy said:

‘The Biden laptop conspiracy’?

Please enlighten me with your ‘too clever to be bothered with MENSA, Big Brain’ analysis of how the ‘Hunter Biden laptop’ which has been in the possession of the FBI since 2018, labelled as Russian disinformation by the deep state intelligence cabal in 2020  when the NY Post attempted to inform the US people about it just prior to the Presidential election (the fairest and most legitimate one in history lol), immediately blanket banned from Twitter and Facebook along with anyone who dared to speak about its contents or even it’s authenticity, but has now become a conspiracy ‘FACT’ with even the loudest deniers (the fakestream MSM and even the FBI) openly admitting its existence, its authenticity and its factual evidence of the Biden crime family’s corruption? 
Join the imaginary dots?

China….$$$$$ ….Biden family Russia…..$$$$$….Biden family
Ukraine……$$$$….Biden family

Romania…..$$$$….Biden family 

Stay warm. 😘

Bill. i admire your staying power with this utter retard, this press enter bot wouldn't except the truth even if the MSM said it. Stupidity ends up eating itself and this ginger minger has long gone past that stage...a bit like Frankenstein's monster's brain just waddling around with out a clue.

On 19/07/2023 at 14:16, Eric Cuntman said:

No fucking way. I’ve just googled it. It looks like one of those 6 foot 2 hulking flowerpots that got too much mutated inbred aristocrat testosterone from its Biological parents. 

She turns me on Eric, what can i say.

This hyper sensitive dysphoria lobotomised half-wit cunt motherfucker wants everyones kids to become trans at a young age and get them on pubity blockers, which many of them if not all would regret later as they get older and find their lives have been fucked up for good because of cunts like Levine following orders from the Nazi World Order.

Levine has got kids (i pitty them) and has stated he was glad he waited to go trans because he had his kids. The sinister thicko doesn't want that adult decision for any other parents kids. This is proper upside down, left is right and two plus two equals five designed clown world. He says, now check this out for some insanity, that kids can go through the wrong puberty.

As he is the Assistant Secretary for Health, then he can be trusted right ? i mean he is a picture of health and looks amazing in his uniform and cowardly lion hairdo. I would love to blow torch this cunt for days and carry out his trans surgery for him with some bolt cutters and lemon juice.

3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Thing is Billy, apart from has been ropey actress Susan Sarandon, the rest of the "actors" who were spoken to  who were walking in a circle with placards outside Paramount, I had to fucking look them up on IMDB to see who they were as they were that fucking famous. I didn't see Clint Eastwood or Mel Gibson there because they are rich as perseus and probably couldn't give a fuck.

Mel Gibson is making a multi-part doc series about child trafficking, so expect his name to be dragged through the shit again.

Never heard of this tepid slag but i bet she is the type of whore that would get your dick so hard that you would feel like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking competition.

Hope this helps.

Good nomination Bill, anybody with at least half a brain cell working should take note of the scumbags who are trying to DEMONise this film as it shows them for who they really are. This is the true story of Tim Ballard who dedicated his life to saving children and this man should be celebrated as a real hero.

The only cunts who want to stop this film for showing the world the real horrors of child sex trafficking, SRA and child slavery are the ones who have something to hide as i see no other reason for their bed wetting.

This has fuck all to do with the Q stuff or MAGA or anything else like that, this is an unflinching look in to the world of depravity on children and it fucking boils my piss why anyone would want to bad mouth it.

I login after a great hedonistic break, full of claw hammers and wet dripping cunts, orgies like you have never seen...to this pile of plop.

It's not rocket science, don't pay your license, i stopped years ago and told them i will not support a peado broadcasting channel with my hard earned.

You have a choice.

What would be great news is for you to shut the fuck up as you know jack shit, so sling your fucking hook you demented old petrified wooden yeast dripping cunt.

Take that useless poodle shit sniffing pile of plop with you.

Pair of off the chart spastics.

On 02/07/2023 at 20:11, camberwell gypsy said:

Carey was carrying out 'Shithousery' and it worked. The umpire didn't have the bollocks to call dead ball despite the cunt handing the bowler his sunglasses back the moment the ball hit the stumps. 

Carey did his job, he threw the ball at the stumps straight away, no cheating from him or the aussies here. Bairstow was the dumb cunt here.

What the fuck was Bairstow doing, going walkabout, perhaps he was looking for Jenny Agutter the dozy ginger fucking cunt.

19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Apparently, he was living on the Isle of Wight and using sneaky ‘poxy’ accounts to pretend he was in the Mediterranean. What a smelly tramp.

Yes what a wet wank he is.

On 29/06/2023 at 15:10, Guest truestory said:

He took a wicket this morning and his economy is very good and cheap so it's a tough choice.

That's great but do you miss your tradesman days.

Going well in the second test, England only need 371 to win it but the problem is, they can't chase a snail let alone a run chase that size...but Crawley and his big fucking north will save the day...Mmm NO, the useless cunt is out for 3 and Pope also.

A 200+ runs win for the Aussies.

15 hours ago, truestory said:

I live in Cyprus but from England originally. I follow cricket

I bet you miss your tradesman days.

15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Welcome to cunts corner. I’m guessing you’re a cricket fan. You’ll find plenty of people to talk sport with. 
 But there’s much much more you can do here! :

calling someone’s mum a slag.

calling someone’s dad a slag.

describing in sickening detail what sexual acts you would perform with their deceased grandmother.

Or just call them a nonce. 😊*
 

 

*following any of the above advice will get you banned but will make you quite popular.

 

 

We are all here to help Eric, this new cunt has the Apple stamp on it or maybe it's my pride colour tin foil hat getting the better of me.

16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The cheating little cunt and Travis "Dick" Head are racking up the runs now. Anderson's got be be dropped now. He did fuck all in the first test and his doing it now. Woakes in for next test. Foakes should be in but butterfingers won't release the gloves so we're fucking stuck with him. 

Pains me to say it but Anderson (unless he takes wickets) should retire while he still has some dignity left. Wood has to come back in the side or Woakes or Potts. Give Pope a chance at opening as Zak has to fuck off now, put Bairstow a notch up the order (minus the gloves)....and yes Foakes for keeper.

It's not like they don't have options.

So as we all know that Zak Crawley is a useless fucking cunt with a bat in his hand, has now made a prediction that England will beat the Aussies by 150 runs in the second test.

Now this cuntbreed has added fake news to his repertoire of shit, fuck off Crawley you dozy cunt, it will be the Aussies that beat us by that and more.

On 26/06/2023 at 23:30, Snowy said:

Bend,the woman's been on me like a rash.

She doesn't realise with her big "brain" that she can quote all she wants but misses the finer details.

I said weeks ago I'm gonna keep the ginger cunt busy to stop her from boring us to death with the conspiracy theory shit with billy.

Low and behold she took the bait,and spends more time arguing about a point she has with me that I can't even remember.

Stupid slut.

I'm convinced that Roops is the creature from the black lagoon sporting a dyed pride hairdo..