Cap'n Cunt

He's actually been dead for ages, the monarchy were just waiting for an opportune moment to announce it and take the sting out of Markle's shenangigans. They almost announced it back along when that other cunt was accused of shagging underaged girls, but decided to hold fire because nobody actually cared. Incidentally, the media have been full of the Duke's (very average) naval exploits and his polo skills, but not one of them has mentioned that he's the only bloke that was officially allowed to fuck Her Majesty the Queen.

In my opinion, the BAMEs are vastly under-represented on telly. I would fucking love to see more of the cunts being tasered, shot and beaten to a pulp, and not necessarily just by American police officers.

3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Saw Eastenders the other night and noticed they had a huge mural of a black woman on the side of the house. Any idea?

Are you sure it wasn't just a shadow?

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

The entire contribution made by blacks since history began:

Great! Now hold your stick and go 'Braaap' like an AK47. That's a thing that civilised people invented, in case you didn't know.

22 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Country is full of idle cunts. My mate’s been furloughed since March (airline industry) and will be for the foreseeable. There are thousands of jobs available...employers can’t get Brits to do ‘em, especially young Brits. Ok, they don’t pay a fortune but they can keep you ticking over & get you outta the house until this shit is over. Whingeing whiney nation of scrounging cunts...we’d be fucked if Big Vlad decided to invade with this snowflake generation attempting to defend our shores....newly pubed cunts.

Why on earth would anyone want to invade this shit hole? It's full of peacefuls and bummers. I can't see Big Vlad wanting any of them, unless it's to experiment on.

People these days seem to use 'racist' as some sort of insult. It's my personal choice to dislike darker-hued 'people' (I use the term loosely) and they're infringing my civil liberties by trying to stifle my hatred of the monkeypeople. Also, I don't like bummers.

Many many years ago we had a black and white tv. I wish I had one now, so I could just turn the brightness down and not have to see all them dark people.

I don't watch BBC anyway. Too many bummers on there for my liking. And darkies.

Fuck me, can they read now then?

The UK should take a leaf out of Vlad's book, and stop pandering to every left-wing nonce and tranny. Shoot the cunts in the face, bury them in a shallow grave. And the fucking dinghy-monkeys with their 50-year-old children. And anyone else who vauguely pisses me off.

He talks some sort of pidgin English that's quite hard to understand. Should never allow these cunts on the BBC.

The darkies do go on about this 'slavery' bollocks, but they seem to forget that if their forefathers hadn't been brought to England as slaves, they'd still be living in fucking Bongoland in a mud hut eating monkeys (or missionaries).

On 21/07/2019 at 16:45, Salty Piss Flap said:

Depends on how badly you hate the recipient and wish to see them die....

 

I'd still fuck her though. Even if she is dead.

I think it's nice seeing all the scientists on telly though. I like to look at their wallpaper and bookshelves.

I don't give a fuck as long as lots of darkies die of it. Whatever it is.

The Chinks will be selling those 'CARER' badges on eBay by the weekend. Makes shopping easier.

21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Am I the only fucker on here that was alive when that song was out? 

No. I bought 'Cherish'

On 30/03/2020 at 17:45, camberwell gypsy said:

You are right about 1. However you are more contagious when you are sneezing and coughing (for obvious reasons) 

What about when you're breathing heavily because you're on the 'vinegar stroke'?

I think he's all right. Burger and a pint for a fiver? Top man.

I was having a shit at the time.

Their ladies' genitalia are sideways, so I hear.

Sell it to a paedophile. You might get enough for 12 cans of Tennants Extra.

At least it's too late for George Michael, thank fuck.

I'd like to shit on his face.

41 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Fuckin' Chinese!

I see Essex police are trying to identify the bodies. Good luck with that then, they all look the fucking same even when they're alive.