Cap'n Cunt

It's not like Pangolins are actually of any use, though, is it?  It's just some weird kind of anteater thing that lives in a tree (or possibly in a hole (or possibly underwater - who knows?)). And on a secondary note, I don't think the bloke on the right is Chinese, either.

12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Fuck all that, she's dead now. Have a couple of pints to celebrate and then go piss on her grave.

'Piss on her grave'? Pathetic. Dig her up, fuck her up the arse and punch her in the face, I say. Then shove a broom handle up her chuff and plant her in your front garden like a scarecrow, so you can take pleasure in watching her fly-blown corpse slowly disintegrate. 

I hope they stuff the ginger twat back up her cunt before they bury her.

8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What's needed is an army of 'Chopper' clones. That mad cunt used to do a weekly round of visits to Melbourne's worst drug dealers and ask them to give him all their money, if they refused he put them in hospital. When they got out of hospital he'd go and do the same thing again, if they were stupid enough to still be dealing. Melbourne police pretty much turned a blind eye because he was much more of a deterrent than they were.

Is that Chopper Harris? Played for Chelsea in the 1970's? He were a hard fucker, mind.

2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

.....2 halves of the population aren't good at maths. 

...there are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary, and thaose that don't.

4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

There's a pic of a young black lass, sitting on the ground handcuffed, under arrest for looting, wearing an Argos staff top. I don't think she works for them anymore. 

She must have nicked it. Black people don't actually 'work', any more than pikeys do.

4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Went on Saturday night to see A Quiet Place at the multi Plex and couldn't believe the queues to see this shite. I thought there was a film about 50pence or whatever the name of that rapper was the amount of young black people there were.  Then someonr told me they were queuing up to see the Avengers movie. I didn't realise the exploits of John Steed was that popular amongst our black youth. 

I taught myself to wank whilst watching The New Avengers, with Joanna Lumley jumping around wearing stockings. She never actually got her fanny out, though, which was a bit disappointing. 

She needs a firework up her uterus. 

Fuck me, that's a mess. Looks like my alcoholic auntie Bertha.

I don't understand what all the fuss is about. It's a fucking spacker, it'll always be a spacker. Kill the fucking thing now, otherwise it'll spoil the runup to that Prince/darkie wedding thing.

What about upkilting, is that also banned? (Asking on behalf of an acquaintance)

I'd fuck Felicity Kendall if she asked nicely.

59 minutes ago, White van man said:

What about scousers, they all look the same, all on the dole and homeless.

 

They'd just whine on indefinately about an election they lost in 1989.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tories-blasted-election-identity-checks-12406659

"The Tories have been blasted for voter identity checks which the equality watchdog has warned risks stopping black and ethnic minority people from being able to vote."

Is there some reason that black or 'ethnic minority' people can't get a photo ID? FFS, they all look pretty much the same anyway, thay could all club together and get a generic 'ethnic minority' picture taken in the photobooth at Asda. The article goes on to suggest that even poor white people (like those on benefits, or the homeless) may not be able to afford any photo ID - that being the case, how the fuck do they prove who they are to collect their benefits? And if they aren't contributing to Britain PLC, then they shouldn't be able to vote anyway. Fuck me, they'll be letting women vote next. What is this country coming to?

1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said:

... to fuck Diane Abbot.

I'm pretty sure he stopped fucking her when she turned Jewish.

On 4/16/2018 at 5:09 PM, Neil said:

My mates in training for the world championship of internal combustion,he should win it,he's on fire at the moment

Just      fuck       off

When's his first match?

Christ. I would have paid good money to watch a burning bummer. 

5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It's obvious she's wearing a fat coat. 

It's obvious she's a fat cunt.

Is this topic a thinly-disguised advert for felching? 

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

"There is no hunting like the hunting of man" - Ernest Hemingway.

"Fuck off. LOL." - Punkape.

20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I'm going to hunt you down and kill you. The hunting will be quick, but I'll make the killing last a while.

Better crack on with it, then. Only 11 days left until the Rapture.

Not content with pretending that they flew to the moon back in the sixties and seventies, which everyone knows was a load of bullshit, NASA are now denying the existence of Niburu (Planet X). Niburu will be making an appearance on April 23rd, closely followed by The Rapture and seven years of plauge, pestilence and bad shit. Aunty Christ will be playing a supporting role, too. All this, and NASA can't even find the fucking planet, not even with their x-ray specs and their best telescope. They'll be telling us they sent a fucking robot to Mars next. Lying bastards.

4 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Despite saying "this domain name has expired" and being left with a grey page with links to viagra pills and vibrating buttplugs, i honestly thought this site had been taken down by do-gooders.

I actually preferred the 'domain name expired' site, at least it had interesting stuff on it.

2 hours ago, judgetwi said:

What the fuck is this shit ? Looks like the inside of a pikey’s caravan.

I think he went on a spending spree at a car boot sale over the weekend.

I just had a nice wank whilst watching the wimmin's acrobatics at the Commonwealth Games. (On telly, not actually in the arena).