Guest JackoTC Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Is Frank still about? Nah. He couldn't cope with the changes. Came back briefly, said something nice about Jazz, then buggered off. I think he used his phone a lot for browsing. I don't see this site being very phone friendly for surfing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 I fucking hate surfing. Tried it once and got raped by seal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 I fucking hate surfing. Tried it once and got raped by seal. He can shag Heidi Klum any time, and he fancies raping you. Strange that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 I fucking hate surfing. Tried it once and got raped by seal. I've woken up a few times with the occasional walrus, but I blamed the booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 Call me the sea cow whisperer..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Call me the sea cow whisperer..... You finally persuaded Mrs Grumps to hike the bed shirt over her waist then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Only needs to hike it above her knees KC as her once perky nub nubs now hang down like a set of withered old ram nuts. Fuck gravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Poor dear. At least you'll always know where she's been by the parallel lines on the ground. I was thinking more of getting the hangar doors opened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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