Guest judgetwi Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Translation programs made to make you look smarter than you are, do not impress, cretin. Go bawl in the corner of the bedsit, you miserable, angry little cunt.So you seriously have never heard of QED? Fuck me, you are making me feel guilty now. I didn't realize i was winding up some poor cunt with learning difficulties. Now i think about it it's bleeding obvious really. Sorry about that Mr. Pinhead, please accept my apologies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 So you seriously have never heard of QED? Fuck me, you are making me feel guilty now. I didn't realize i was winding up some poor cunt with learning difficulties. Now i think about it it's bleeding obvious really. Sorry about that Mr. Pinhead, please accept my apologies. I didn't say I never heard of it. That's your moronic and infantile rationalization process at work again. Go top yourself, you unremarkable, unwanted, gormless twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 I didn't say I never heard of it. That's your moronic and infantile rationalization process at work again. Go top yourself, you unremarkable, unwanted, gormless twat.You need to show this thread to your Special Needs teacher Pinhead old chap. She may be able to explain what an arse you have made of yourself. She may also be able to explain the concept of self-contradiction. She would have to be pretty good though, to introduce your tiny brain to the light of understanding. Still, it gave me a good laugh and that's all that matters. Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Oh yeah.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Judge,you really are a boring wanker. Just as boring as the Lena woman in the guest forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 You need to show this thread to your Special Needs teacher Pinhead old chap. She may be able to explain what an arse you have made of yourself. She may also be able to explain the concept of self-contradiction. She would have to be pretty good though, to introduce your tiny brain to the light of understanding. Still, it gave me a good laugh and that's all that matters. Cheers. If you ever decide to pull your head out of your arse, make sure frank is near to clean your face, before some cunt strolls by and steps on it. You'll find that fresh air is actually GOOD for clear thought, something you haven't experienced in years, apparently. It's obvious that you are so angry, moments of levity cause you pain. So it is all of our responsibility to cause you as much pain as possible. I've hear you were once a decent member of this site, actually once possessing a sense of humour. Now you're merely a wind dried lump of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 If you ever decide to pull your head out of your arse, make sure frank is near to clean your face, before some cunt strolls by and steps on it. You'll find that fresh air is actually GOOD for clear thought, something you haven't experienced in years, apparently. It's obvious that you are so angry, moments of levity cause you pain. So it is all of our responsibility to cause you as much pain as possible. I've hear you were once a decent member of this site, actually once possessing a sense of humour. Now you're merely a wind dried lump of shit. A decent member of this site? You mean before it was taken over by you and the Jizzmonster and your 24 hour output of dreary shit. You need to understand that a comedian needs to tailor his material to his audience. Sadly i am no professional but i know that an audience of educated people are not going to be amused by Jim Davidson. Similarly a bunch of thickos are not going to laugh at Bill Hicks or Ricky Gervais. They just don't get it. Neither do you Pinhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Judge,you really are a boring wanker. Just as boring as the Lena woman in the guest forum. I like the sound of this Lena bird. I'll have to look her up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 I like the sound of this Lena bird. I'll have to look her up. You'll like her. She's on the guest forum and has alot in common with you I reckon. Check her out. I'm sure she'll like you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thamesriver Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 My missus and I wanted to go to Caffe Nero for a proper cappuccino, and we were sat near to table of hospital nurses. They were discussing a patient that had turned severely septic from extreme constipation. Apparently, an exclusive diet of MaccyD's and KFC had complete shit from the grocery had clogged this poor cunt's plumbing up so bad, surgery was required to correct it. I found it rather odd, since the few times in my life I have eaten that shit, I couldn't stop and close up my arse with a boulder, this fucker nearly kicked it for it. No salad, no fibre, no real nutrition, just fast food, and pre packaged shit. I think as a nation, our voice should sound loudly, telling government to do something. I don't want to pay for some thick, backed up cunt's bad diet and decisions, when all it takes is a few simple changes in how these fast food peddling cumstains prepare food, and what food they use. I also tend to believe that cooking and home keeping should be compulsory in school. It's not like we don't have a growing population of do nothing chronic parasites staying home in their council flats and bedsits practically siphoning money out of our accounts so they can eat this shit. Let them learn to microwave a fucking tin packaged dinner or better yet, light one of those things on top of the stove and heat something. We pay the filthy bloody rich cunts to pump in poison unto us. Instead of dropping bombs on the twisted ISIS cunts, they should put a Maccy D and KFC in the middle of their headquarters. That will rid the world of the fucking bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thamesriver Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 I like the sound of this Lena bird. I'll have to look her up. You should. The bird goes by "moi" and the cunt is fucking brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Judge, without even wasting my time reading your inane drivel, I bought some extra strong plastic bags today. I'd like to send you one to test out. Put it over your head, cable tie it around your neck, and just breathe until you can't breathe anymore, cocksucker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Judge,you really are a boring wanker. Just as boring as the Lena woman in the guest forum. I was thinking the same thing Snatchers. A right pair of miserable sad cunts they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 You should. The bird goes by "moi" and the cunt is fucking brilliant. Fuck off cockhead, we all know that "Thamesriver" is another of your ID's Moi you bucket of afterbirth. Who the fuck talks themselves up? your a rancid cunt of the highest order and your fooling nobody you pathetic slag cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 There can be only one reason to keep and use multiple ID's, and that is to cause problems within a community. I think I'd like to see a cleansing of this infection. Every cunt with multiples loses all of them through administrative banning except their original. Then, if they want to be so tedious, they can go fuck themselves up in the Guest lounge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thamesriver Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Fuck off cockhead, we all know that "Thamesriver" is another of your ID's Moi you bucket of afterbirth. Who the fuck talks themselves up? your a rancid cunt of the highest order and your fooling nobody you pathetic slag cunt. Can't get enough me, eh Grumpy? Bend over and give us a wink. You want me up the pooper or you want a deep throat massage? I'm glad you understand, as difficult that may be for a piss-for-brains lowlife as you. I AM OF THE HIGHEST ORDER. Your acknowledgement of my superiority means nothing to me. Out of pity, you can swallow my salty jizz. I'm generous. Keep following me, princess. You can learn, and will be schooled, but not from me. I haven't a fuck to give to girly boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 So now your a bloke hey moi you fucked up hunk of dog shit. Your such a pathetic slut of thing with gender issues. Choke on a donkey cock you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Thmaesriver,you are cunt of the highest order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thamesriver Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Thmaesriver,you are cunt of the highest order. Yes I am. You, are inferior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Yes I am. You, are inferior. To you? Get a grip tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thamesriver Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 To you? Get a grip tosser. ^^^^^^ Snatch ^^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Thamesriver, how would you like my katana by your edge of your throat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Thamesriver, how would you like my katana by your edge of your throat? Get him Keithy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thamesriver Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 In the climate of which we live, beheading, even the mention of it, is lower than any cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thamesriver Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Too little too late. Save your breath. You are now out of steam and about to be taught. Trust me. Yes, ISIS. Do, teach me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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