Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 My missus and I wanted to go to Caffe Nero for a proper cappuccino, and we were sat near to table of hospital nurses. They were discussing a patient that had turned severely septic from extreme constipation. Apparently, an exclusive diet of MaccyD's and KFC had complete shit from the grocery had clogged this poor cunt's plumbing up so bad, surgery was required to correct it. I found it rather odd, since the few times in my life I have eaten that shit, I couldn't stop and close up my arse with a boulder, this fucker nearly kicked it for it. No salad, no fibre, no real nutrition, just fast food, and pre packaged shit. I think as a nation, our voice should sound loudly, telling government to do something. I don't want to pay for some thick, backed up cunt's bad diet and decisions, when all it takes is a few simple changes in how these fast food peddling cumstains prepare food, and what food they use. I also tend to believe that cooking and home keeping should be compulsory in school. It's not like we don't have a growing population of do nothing chronic parasites staying home in their council flats and bedsits practically siphoning money out of our accounts so they can eat this shit. Let them learn to microwave a fucking tin packaged dinner or better yet, light one of those things on top of the stove and heat something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 It's a pity you don't have constipation of the gob you boring fucking cunt. Are you still pretending you go out in the world and mix with real people? Do me a favour Pinhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 I was blocked up recently, to the point where after the turtle's head had broken the water's surface, the stern still hadn't exited my arse. I had to break the fucker with a coat-hanger. It was like giving birth to a mature sapling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 Constipation? You're full of shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 judge has ebola, so his constipation days are over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 My missus and I wanted to go to Caffe Nero for a proper cappuccino, and we were sat near to table of hospital nurses. They were discussing a patient that had turned severely septic from extreme constipation. Apparently, an exclusive diet of MaccyD's and KFC had complete shit from the grocery had clogged this poor cunt's plumbing up so bad, surgery was required to correct it. I found it rather odd, since the few times in my life I have eaten that shit, I couldn't stop and close up my arse with a boulder, this fucker nearly kicked it for it. No salad, no fibre, no real nutrition, just fast food, and pre packaged shit. I think as a nation, our voice should sound loudly, telling government to do something. I don't want to pay for some thick, backed up cunt's bad diet and decisions, when all it takes is a few simple changes in how these fast food peddling cumstains prepare food, and what food they use. I also tend to believe that cooking and home keeping should be compulsory in school. It's not like we don't have a growing population of do nothing chronic parasites staying home in their council flats and bedsits practically siphoning money out of our accounts so they can eat this shit. Let them learn to microwave a fucking tin packaged dinner or better yet, light one of those things on top of the stove and heat something. What a pile of fucking rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 You were happier on the old look site Frank. Me too. Kill yourself minky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 Blimey Judge, that's a bit rough! That's not rough! That's laughable! It's the limit to his abilities. It's a wonder he didn't report the post, and whinge about the word constipation. Were he to remove his head from his arse, the flood of shit would shed 30 stone from his rotting carcass. Same goes for poor Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 It's a pity you don't have constipation of the gob you boring fucking cunt. Are you still pretending you go out in the world and mix with real people? Do me a favour Pinhead. It's a pity you stopped attending school. Your drivel is so much more difficult to tolerate with your limited intellectual background. It's like watching a spastic trying to shag a fucking doorknob. The fact that I CAN mix with real people outside my home inflames your jealousy and self loathing. Wrap yourself in anchor chain and jump in a deep fucking river, you sad little sausage warmer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 It's a pity you stopped attending school. Your drivel is so much more difficult to tolerate with your limited intellectual background. It's like watching a spastic trying to shag a fucking doorknob. The fact that I CAN mix with real people outside my home inflames your jealousy and self loathing. Wrap yourself in anchor chain and jump in a deep fucking river, you sad little sausage warmer! I know that you can mix and sometime go outside, kunty. It's ok....... it's ok. Cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheCatWoman Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 Elvis Presley was backed up with 42lbs of compacted shit when he had a massive heart attack on the bog. Not nice, not nice at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 Elvis Presley was backed up with 42lbs of compacted shit when he had a massive heart attack on the bog. Not nice, not nice at all. He must have survived it because I've just seen him in Sainbury's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 He must have survived it because I've just seen him in Sainbury's. There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis. But he's a liar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 He must have survived it because I've just seen him in Sainbury's. I saw him in Market Drayton in 2005 and in Ashburton in 2011. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 It's a pity you stopped attending school. Your drivel is so much more difficult to tolerate with your limited intellectual background. It's like watching a spastic trying to shag a fucking doorknob. The fact that I CAN mix with real people outside my home inflames your jealousy and self loathing. Wrap yourself in anchor chain and jump in a deep fucking river, you sad little sausage warmer!Interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 Interesting. Gonna report this post, too? LOL Is sausage warmer the next term you deem in dire need of censoring? Poor judge, you claim to favour free speech, then want it restricted when somebody is taking the piss out of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 Gonna report this post, too? LOL Is sausage warmer the next term you deem in dire need of censoring? Poor judge, you claim to favour free speech, then want it restricted when somebody is taking the piss out of you.I think you'll find it is me who is taking the piss and it is you who is ranting like a disappointed child. You should look back over your bitter epistles. Make sure you take your medication and don't play in the long grass. I may have a treat for you when i get home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 I had a large hot spicy sausage from Tesco for 60p..... It was great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 I think you'll find it is me who is taking the piss and it is you who is ranting like a disappointed child. You should look back over your bitter epistles. Make sure you take your medication and don't play in the long grass. I may have a treat for you when i get home. Well, your day carer and counselor are certainly earning their salary by keeping your thick skull so inflated! Judge, you truly are a sad little creature, pitiful in every way. Yet, your way with people prevents them (us) from showing you any. It's quite laughable that you can see yourself in any other light besides whinging, bawling, hypocritical, thin-skinned little wanker that you are. Everybody else sees it, only you are so blind. Your inability to see clearly could be from the size of that gargantuan cranium of yours, or the type 2 diabetes has robbed you of one of the more vital senses. Either way, all I have to say is HA HA HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 I had the misfortune to have a dose of this one year while cruising around the Canal de midi in the south of France, the other half went to the chemists and had a hell of a job trying to describe the symptoms to a non English speaking pharmacist with her very limited French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 I had the misfortune to have a dose of this one year while cruising around the Canal de midi in the south of France, the other half went to the chemists and had a hell of a job trying to describe the symptoms to a non English speaking pharmacist with her very limited French. Keep Google Translate on the old mobile, and something like this might get the message across: Écouter chatte, j'ai besoin de quelque chose pour soigner la constipation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 9, 2014 Report Share Posted October 9, 2014 Well, your day carer and counselor are certainly earning their salary by keeping your thick skull so inflated! Judge, you truly are a sad little creature, pitiful in every way. Yet, your way with people prevents them (us) from showing you any. It's quite laughable that you can see yourself in any other light besides whinging, bawling, hypocritical, thin-skinned little wanker that you are. Everybody else sees it, only you are so blind. Your inability to see clearly could be from the size of that gargantuan cranium of yours, or the type 2 diabetes has robbed you of one of the more vital senses. Either way, all I have to say is HA HA HA! Quod erat demonstrandum...........you muggy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 9, 2014 Report Share Posted October 9, 2014 Quod erat demonstrandum...........you muggy cunt. Translation programs made to make you look smarter than you are, do not impress, cretin. Go bawl in the corner of the bedsit, you miserable, angry little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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