Guest deebom Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 This cunt turned up 2000 years ago giving it large about being the son of God, saying he had come to save us. Then he fucked off to heaven saying he would come back and hasn't. He caused nothing but trouble the cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 He saves..... Apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Well just imagine if he never turned up 2000 years ago and died for our sins, the human race would not exist today, i like Jesus, leave him alone. Don't listen to him - That's undoubtedly a line from a Nunsploitation movie, just before some hairy beavered Italian trollop gets a good poking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 He didn't die for my fucking sins as I wasn't fucking there was I. If I was I would have told everyone what a fraud he was and we'd all still be Jews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 He's basically an underachiever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 All a fucking con, he fucked off to Europe on a long term package holiday and left Simon Magus to take a nailing, as did the magdalane under his duvet every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Ah, the old Merovingian line. The shit cunts will say in order to hang to their thrones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Ah, the old Merovingian line. The shit cunts will say in order to hang to their thrones. Makes a fucking damn sight more sense than some of the shite spouted by fantasists who believe in miracles happening and Dick van Dyke was a chimney sweep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Makes a fucking damn sight more sense than some of the shite spouted by fantasists who believe in miracles happening and Dick van Dyke was a chimney sweep. BURN THE HERETIC.... BURN HIM.....BURN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 BURN THE HERETIC.... BURN HIM.....BURN! I'm smoking Spotto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 He wants me for a Talbot Sunbeam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 He wants me for a Talbot Sunbeam. Not a lotus one, I didnt think there was any of them left as when the engine got up to full tilt it usually fell out of the rust infested engine bay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Last time I met Jesus I got an autographed copy of the Bible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Last time I met Jesus I got an autographed copy of the Bible. Last time I see him he was sitting on a seat in the middle of Rochester high street smoking a spliff and sipping on a bottle of diamond white mumbling something about the second coming, then all of a sudden another bottle of diamond white appeared from nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Last time I saw Jesus I had died on the operating table after a BDSM session went horribly wrong. I tried to walk towards the light and he called me a cunt and told me fuck off. I came too in a hospital in Birmingham and knew I was in hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Last time I saw Jesus I had died on the operating table after a BDSM session went horribly wrong. I tried to walk towards the light and he called me a cunt and told me fuck off. I came too in a hospital in Birmingham and knew I was in hell. You need a safeword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Not a lotus one, I didnt think there was any of them left as when the engine got up to full tilt it usually fell out of the rust infested engine bay My Uncle had one - and it was a fucking rotten piece of crap back in the early 1980's - they looked good though ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Last time I met Jesus I got an autographed copy of the Bible. Get it on Ebay Kenny, you'll be quids in ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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