Her majesty has psychedelic mushrooms growing in the garden of Buck Palace

[Guest]

Alan Titchmarsh was surprised to find psychedelic mushrooms which cause vivid hallucinations growing in the garden at Buckingham Palace.

 

WHY was he surprised???

 

I would like to grow some in me front garden, as they are very pretty - red with white spots.

 

They can cause vivid hallucinations, often making colours seem oversaturated and breaking up the boundaries between objects.

 

I've not made it up, read it on Daily Mail Online.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Fly agaric can kill if you dont know how to prepare it.
Psilocybin is a safer bet.

[Guest]

How do you prepare it Card, I want to try some?

[Guest]

Alan Titchmarsh was surprised to find psychedelic mushrooms which cause vivid hallucinations growing in the garden at Buckingham Palace.

 

WHY was he surprised???

 

I would like to grow some in me front garden, as they are very pretty - red with white spots.

 

They can cause vivid hallucinations, often making colours seem oversaturated and breaking up the boundaries between objects.

 

I've not made it up, read it on Daily Mail Online.

 

Well now we know where her eldest gets his funny ideas from

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

How do you prepare it Card, I want to try some?

I will not be responsible. I am sure the information is out there if you look hard enough.

[Guest KuntaCunty]

Card, you're using a name that I'm quite certain isn't your given name.  Why don't you tell the sheep a way to prepare, doesn't have to be the correct way, maybe an overdose will keep her in hallucination land, and OFF the Corner.

 

The inevitable over-reactors should note, there is no wish of death or orders to commit suicide in the post.  So fuck off, before you even start!  LOL

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Take 300 large fly agaric mushrooms and boil them in one pint of milk for 15 minutes. Drink the liquid after straining it through a cheese cloth.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Shit that is the psilocybin recipe, er fuck. Take 3 large fly agaric mushrooms etc.

[Guest]

Card you seem quite knowledgable re mushrooms - I think I'll try grilling a very thin slice on top of one of me crumpets - to see if anything happens.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Please dont prof. Its not as good as pure lsd. Amanita mushrooms will make you sick! So will co op own brand crumpets. Hockey pucks they are.

[Guest deebom]

Just buy a loaf of rye bread, let it go mouldy, eat and trip.

[Guest]

Her Royal "Highness" ..explains it.

[Guest DrCunt]

I saw fuck loads of Psilocybe cyanescens growing on woodchips near the hire car drop of point at Stansted Airport a couple of months ago and ergot grows copiously in the reed beds around this way.

[Guest]

Her Royal "Highness" ..explains it.

Do you think you are even funny?

[Guest]

Do you think you are even funny?

 

Get the air out of your water pipes.

[Guest]

Get the air out of your water pipes.

 

I did, I shoved me shower mixer up it, & that's more than you can expect - so bugger off.

[Guest]

I did, I shoved me shower mixer up it, & that's more than you can expect - so bugger off.

 

The pipes will help you ignore and rebuke what the demons are saying. Listen to your bongs.

[Guest]

The pipes will help you ignore and rebuke what the demons are saying. Listen to your bongs.

Soo boring I cannot comment.

[Guest]

 I cannot comment.

 

You're giving me a hard on.

[Guest]

bugger off, you pervert.

[Guest]

bugger off, you pervert.

 

I was thinking of your pipes, sheepy. Your automatic flush toilets seem to think they can dictate when you're done. That's so not right.