Jiggerycock Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Try sitting behind or even better next to the cunts and loudly humming "Ride of the Valkaries" and yabbering about the smell of napalm in the morning.......as the badass motherfuckers ride the old 7.32 from Godalming for another day of 'would you like Fries with that?' under the delusion they're going upriver mob-handed with Robert Duvall to pop a cap in Marlon Nando's ass near Fenchurch St station......or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 HE'S IN MY LOVE TUNNEL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Since everyone now has one of these contraptions it's no longer the mark of the ostentatious prick to be heard yammering into the void about 'just coming into a tunnel near Temple Meads - I'll call you back'. I think we've come full circle here and if it's the world and his wife you want to piss off on a train, we're back to the 'squaddie with a mountain of Tenants Extra cans that's getting a bit lairy' persona you want to be adopting. I would be sitting in the back cab of my little Class 158 plotting the next unofficial strike when some fat bastard would come into the doorway vestibule and start bellowing into his mobile phone .. I was often tempted to trip the traction interlock and accidentally open the the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 I would be sitting in the back cab of my little Class 158 plotting the next unofficial strike when some fat bastard would come into the doorway vestibule and start bellowing into his mobile phone .. I was often tempted to trip the traction interlock and accidentally open the the door. Fuck being tempted, just do it. There's not a court in the land will convict you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thundercunt Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Filofax says no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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