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Help for Cunts Charity (an Appeal)


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Guest JackoTC
On Monday, December 14, 2015 7:38:52, luke swarm said:

It is at this time of the year that Need and Want is mostly keenly felt and poor stupid down on their luck Cunts need the help of their fellow more fortunate cunts most.

This Charity has a long tradition of helping Cunts who have fallen on hard times and need help and support to become useful cunts in society again. We have helped many to overcome this affliction and who are now Cunting at a professional level again.

Some of the people we have helped seemed like hopeless cases but over the years we have become the world leaders in reversing Bleach ingestion damage, retrieving large metal objects from rectal areas and providing a fast response service to cunts who have followed self harm encouragement too rigorously. (stupid cunts)

On our specialist wards we have many complex characters, some who have multiple personalities and live in a fantasy world of exotic holidays and imaginary boats, others who are under the illusion that they are Judges and straight , some who think they are loveable sheep but are in fact nasty disfigured individuals who make no coherent sense. Some with extreme political views who would like to see certain countries, religions, and people who speak funny summarily executed or bombed. We have cunts who are severely emaciated from excessive masturbation. Cunts who are obsessed with their bowel movements and cunts who think they have some kind of moderation authority over other cunts and can banish them into the wilderness.

Here at "Help For Cunts" we make no distinction and care for them all until they can be returned safely to the comfort of their own bedsits or shelter. So please be generous, dig deep and contribute whatever you can afford, You never know....you might need us some day.

 

Money can be sent via CC to the Luke Swarm Sex tour of Amsterdam 2016 appeal.   

You should help yourself get a sense of humour.......yawn

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Guest Wizardsleeve
On 12/15/2015, 8:01:44, Decimus said:

His old ID got banned for calling Judge a nonce, so the snivelling worm has snuck back in under the radar. It gets worse though, I suspect it's also an Americunt, it said Catsup the other day, and groceries. And I didn't think he could be a bigger disappointment.

Fuck me, did I really say "catsup?"  No wonder you got cross.  I should probably think about taking an oath, soon. 

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
On 16 December 2015 at 17:34:52, Bill Stickers said:

We are back to Jazz-era levels of paranoia.

Apparently I am a prolific multi, possibly Frank, who may be the admin, who in turn is possibly Luke Swarms former identity, which may well be Quincy Cockfinger's drag queen persona.

 

On 15 December 2015 at 16:59:49, Snatch said:

Carry on with that kind of talk and you'll be put away or 24 hours as well.

It's get rid of every cunt week.

So it's to be "Polite Corner"? 

Admin, your shareholders demand cunting. This isn't tea with the vicar you fucking frilly shirt cunts.

Decimus, you rascal, I suggest you jolly well nip down the kitchen and have a cold glass of water, and I hope it makes your teeth slightly sensitive. X

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
On 15 December 2015 at 16:28:47, Decimus said:

Does this mean that hat related abuse is no longer on the cards?

Possibly stick to moderating rather than posting on the site called  "cunts corner" that you both run and take offence at content of.

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Guest luke swarm
10 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

 

So it's to be "Polite Corner"? 

Admin, your shareholders demand cunting. This isn't tea with the vicar you fucking frilly shirt cunts.

Decimus, you rascal, I suggest you jolly well nip down the kitchen and have a cold glass of water, and I hope it makes your teeth slightly sensitive. X

steady on old son.....we will have no unpleasant behaviour and rude comments here.....I think a 24 spell in the cooler may be in order.....come on Admin......I am sure I heard this Quincy fellow badmouthing Properkunt for no reason earlier as well.

Inappropriate behaviour for a site of this nature.    

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
1 minute ago, luke swarm said:

steady on old son.....we will have no unpleasant behaviour and rude comments here.....I think a 24 spell in the cooler may be in order.....come on Admin......I am sure I heard this Quincy fellow badmouthing Properkunt for no reason earlier as well.

Inappropriate behaviour for a site of this nature.    

Indeed, terrible. I know you jest but still, not no good reason. I'm just not convinced that the ref should join in if he's going to cry about being tackled.

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Guest luke swarm
On ‎17‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎22‎:‎25‎:‎35, JackoTC said:

You should help yourself get a sense of humour.......yawn

I think its time to call time on the JackoTC character Frank......its outlived it useful humour span....best concentrate on your other CC projects such as they are.

 

Or you could try getting a life but I doubt that will happen.

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