Guest luke swarm Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 It is at this time of the year that Need and Want is mostly keenly felt and poor stupid down on their luck Cunts need the help of their fellow more fortunate cunts most. This Charity has a long tradition of helping Cunts who have fallen on hard times and need help and support to become useful cunts in society again. We have helped many to overcome this affliction and who are now Cunting at a professional level again. Some of the people we have helped seemed like hopeless cases but over the years we have become the world leaders in reversing Bleach ingestion damage, retrieving large metal objects from rectal areas and providing a fast response service to cunts who have followed self harm encouragement too rigorously. (stupid cunts) On our specialist wards we have many complex characters, some who have multiple personalities and live in a fantasy world of exotic holidays and imaginary boats, others who are under the illusion that they are Judges and straight , some who think they are loveable sheep but are in fact nasty disfigured individuals who make no coherent sense. Some with extreme political views who would like to see certain countries, religions, and people who speak funny summarily executed or bombed. We have cunts who are severely emaciated from excessive masturbation. Cunts who are obsessed with their bowel movements and cunts who think they have some kind of moderation authority over other cunts and can banish them into the wilderness. Here at "Help For Cunts" we make no distinction and care for them all until they can be returned safely to the comfort of their own bedsits or shelter. So please be generous, dig deep and contribute whatever you can afford, You never know....you might need us some day. Money can be sent via CC to the Luke Swarm Sex tour of Amsterdam 2016 appeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 How about donating a new sense of humour to that boring worm 'sleeve? Even a second-hand shit one would be a vast improvement on the hollow shell of one he inherited from his Kuntacunty ID. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 37 minutes ago, Decimus said: How about donating a new sense of humour to that boring worm 'sleeve? Even a second-hand shit one would be a vast improvement on the hollow shell of one he inherited from his Kuntacunty ID. Alas we are out of the commodity you are seeking....it was all consumed dealing with a multi faceted cunt of epic cunt proportions who plagued this august institution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 People who collect for charity need a kick in the bollocks. Fuck off you scrounging Jizzmop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 39 minutes ago, deebom said: People who collect for charity need a kick in the bollocks. Fuck off you scrounging Jizzmop. just put you down for a fiver then shall I DB. God bless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 Unless you get a tv appeal with Ewan McGregor and his whining, simpering, patronising fucking shite then you can fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 3 hours ago, luke swarm said: It is at this time of the year that Need and Want is mostly keenly felt and poor stupid down on their luck Cunts need the help of their fellow more fortunate cunts most. This Charity has a long tradition of helping Cunts who have fallen on hard times and need help and support to become useful cunts in society again. We have helped many to overcome this affliction and who are now Cunting at a professional level again. Some of the people we have helped seemed like hopeless cases but over the years we have become the world leaders in reversing Bleach ingestion damage, retrieving large metal objects from rectal areas and providing a fast response service to cunts who have followed self harm encouragement too rigorously. (stupid cunts) On our specialist wards we have many complex characters, some who have multiple personalities and live in a fantasy world of exotic holidays and imaginary boats, others who are under the illusion that they are Judges and straight , some who think they are loveable sheep but are in fact nasty disfigured individuals who make no coherent sense. Some with extreme political views who would like to see certain countries, religions, and people who speak funny summarily executed or bombed. We have cunts who are severely emaciated from excessive masturbation. Cunts who are obsessed with their bowel movements and cunts who think they have some kind of moderation authority over other cunts and can banish them into the wilderness. Here at "Help For Cunts" we make no distinction and care for them all until they can be returned safely to the comfort of their own bedsits or shelter. So please be generous, dig deep and contribute whatever you can afford, You never know....you might need us some day. Money can be sent via CC to the Luke Swarm Sex tour of Amsterdam 2016 appeal. That's more fucking like it. Put me down for 5 euros . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 32 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: That's more fucking like it. Put me down for 5 euros . Very generous. That'll get Luke a shot at Gong Farmer's old gran - five times! Her reputation as "The biggest bike in Amsterdam" is well founded. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 3 hours ago, Decimus said: How about donating a new sense of humour to that boring worm 'sleeve? Even a second-hand shit one would be a vast improvement on the hollow shell of one he inherited from his Kuntacunty ID. WTF are you on about? I joined this site years ago, ask Admin for the exact first registration, it was long before the site was changed over to this thread format. You sir, have grown entirely wearisome. While I have enjoyed moments of levity with you in the past, your stock value has sunk below zero. Fuck right off, you boring, paranoid liquid shit stain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: WTF are you on about? I joined this site years ago, ask Admin for the exact first registration, it was long before the site was changed over to this thread format. You sir, have grown entirely wearisome. While I have enjoyed moments of levity with you in the past, your stock value has sunk below zero. Fuck right off, you boring, paranoid liquid shit stain. I don't particularly care when you first joined, or when you rejoined as Kuntacunty, but your little hissy fit denying it is pretty telling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Very generous. That'll get Luke a shot at Gong Farmer's old gran - five times! Her reputation as "The biggest bike in Amsterdam" is well founded. I know a story about a guy who put his finger in a Dutch dyke. Racy stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 12 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: WTF are you on about? I joined this site years ago, ask Admin for the exact first registration, it was long before the site was changed over to this thread format. You sir, have grown entirely wearisome. While I have enjoyed moments of levity with you in the past, your stock value has sunk below zero. Fuck right off, you boring, paranoid liquid shit stain. Why on earth would anyone want to request your registration date from the admin, you self absorbed, chin dribbling, gonad fiddling fuckwit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Why on earth would anyone want to request your registration date from admin, you self absorbed, chin dribbling, gonad fiddling fuckwit? His old ID got banned for calling Judge a nonce, so the snivelling worm has snuck back in under the radar. It gets worse though, I suspect it's also an Americunt, it said Catsup the other day, and groceries. And I didn't think he could be a bigger disappointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 Isn't there something in the site rules about no bickering? That one doesn't seem to be enforced too strenuously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 1 minute ago, MikeD said: Isn't there something in the site rules about no bickering? That one doesn't seem to be enforced too strenuously. If it was enforced there would only be an argument about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 52 minutes ago, Snatch said: If it was enforced there would only be an argument about it. And if it was enforced and there wasn't an arguement about it, I'd start an arguement about why there wasn't an arguement to begin with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 17 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: Think? I don't fucking think, I just type reams of spurious shit. You are already occupying a bed you deluded thick mong.......The Doctor will be here shortly to administer another shock Mr Khunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 58 minutes ago, Decimus said: And if it was enforced and there wasn't an arguement about it, I'd start an arguement about why there wasn't an arguement to begin with. did you spill my pint? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: did you spill my pint? I did something much worse. I left it alone in a room with Neil for ten minutes. That froth isn't the handiwork of an inexperienced barman... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I did something much worse. I left it alone in a room with Neil for ten minutes. That froth isn't the handiwork of an inexperienced barman... Ten minutes......that's at least 9 minutes too long if I recall Neils handspeed record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 1 hour ago, Decimus said: And if it was enforced and there wasn't an arguement about it, I'd start an arguement about why there wasn't an arguement to begin with. you fucking carrot crunching twat, 'argument' is spelt correctly in the quote and yet you still manage to fuck it up. No wonder Bill's cruising for some new arse, you're a thorough disappointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 9 minutes ago, luke swarm said: You are already occupying a bed you deluded thick mong.......The Doctor will be here shortly to administer another shock Mr Khunt. I KNOW you are exhibiting delusions of grandeur. You need a 24 hour stay in my special ward. Read the rules whilst you are there, I won't tolerate unprovoked abuse of the moderators, especially when they have not abused you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 2 hours ago, Decimus said: His old ID got banned for calling Judge a nonce, so the snivelling worm has snuck back in under the radar. It gets worse though, I suspect it's also an Americunt, it said Catsup the other day, and groceries. And I didn't think he could be a bigger disappointment. I blame Microsoft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 8 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: you fucking carrot crunching twat, 'argument' is spelt correctly in the quote and yet you still manage to fuck it up. No wonder Bill's cruising for some new arse, you're a thorough disappointment. I never had you down as a pedant, Drew. In fact, it never ceases to amaze me that you are capable of reading anything other than The Hungry Caterpillar. By the way, when you start a sentence it's always best to begin with a capital letter, you utterly thick bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 16 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I blame Microsoft. Windows 8 is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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