People who won't let me give them a graphic description of my eye surgery

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

A catheter tube that, if I was reliant on the sense of touch alone, was like a cork screw wrapped in 80 grit sandpaper. It brought a tear to all eyes, nearly some brown ones too!

[Guest Lady Penelope]

David from the Laburnhams had to have some procedure that involved a catheter .. he said that he said "oooh!". when they whipped it out.

[Guest Donner and chips]

Reminds me of the time I got tested for clap, the South American nurse had hands like a cobbler.

 

Eduardo was his name.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

10 minutes ago, Donner and chips said:

Reminds me of the time I got tested for clap, the South American nurse had hands like a cobbler.

 

Eduardo was his name.

The same name as the elderly Frenchman that Lucille married ..  she did say that he had very rough hands.

 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

Marrying some rough handed bloke from south america, who likes shoving stuff in cockends? and maybe dead?

 

This is sounding more and more like one of Franks stories...