People who won't let me give them a graphic description of my eye surgery

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Its interesting surely so why don't the cunts want to be told about it?

[Guest Donner and chips]

It makes my pisser go on edge even thinking about it. Good nom.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

I was invited to do a talk at a WI a few weeks ago but as soon as I suggested it as a subject I was told to forget it

[Guest Donner and chips]

What did you opt for in end?

[Eddie]

Fuck me, what a load of shit, is this the lonely cunts talking bollocks thread?

[Guest Lady Penelope]

12 minutes ago, Donner and chips said:

What did you opt for in end?

My visit to TOTP and meeting Jimmy Saville when I was 14 years old.

[Guest Donner and chips]

 

1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said:

My visit to TOTP and meeting Jimmy Saville when I was 14 years old.

I bet there wasn't a dry twat in the room.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Just now, Donner and chips said:

 

I bet there wasn't a dry twat in the room.

It was touching.

[Guest Donner and chips]

3 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Fuck me, what a load of shit, is this the lonely cunts talking bollocks thread?

Don't think we have met.

 

 

Fuck off tiddler.

[Guest Donner and chips]

Just now, Lady Penelope said:

It was touching.

Like the visit?

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Just now, Donner and chips said:

Like the visit?

Jimmy was just a bit touchy feelie.

[Eddie]

7 minutes ago, Donner and chips said:

Don't think we have met.

 

 

Fuck off tiddler.

You're obviously a very, very lonely turd who lives on his own, in I suspect a halfway house having just been released from prison. By the quality and quantity of your posts I also strongly suspect you have a crippling crystal meth addiction that I can only hope explodes your heart in the very near future. Ps fuck off yourself.

[Guest Donner and chips]

3 minutes ago, Eddie said:

You're obviously a very, very lonely turd who lives on his own, in I suspect a halfway house having just been released from prison. By the quality and quantity of your posts I also strongly suspect you have a crippling crystal meth addiction that I can only hope explodes your heart in the very near future. Ps fuck off yourself.

I'm certainly not in an approved property although I did have to explain one to some drongo on here.

 

 

Thanks

 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

29 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

Jimmy was just a bit touchy feelie.

'Ows about that then?

[Eddie]

10 minutes ago, Donner and chips said:

I'm certainly not in an approved property although I did have to explain one to some drongo on here.

 

 

Thanks

 

Turd.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

What an absolute fucking shambles this thread is.

Thanks Eddie for trying to instill into these people what a bunch of fuckwits they really are.

Your fight is noble, but in vain.

[Guest Donner and chips]

Go and suck @Eddie off @Bill Stickers

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

My visit to TOTP and meeting Jimmy Saville when I was 14 years old.

Now then, now then!  

[Eddie]

7 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

What an absolute fucking shambles this thread is.

Thanks Eddie for trying to instill into these people what a bunch of fuckwits they really are.

Your fight is noble, but in vain.

You have to admire DAc's enthusiasm, unfortunately for us he possess the brain of a 5 year old child with severe learning difficulties who's just been smashed on the head with a cricket bat after a 2 hour ride on the waltzer. 

[Guest Snatch]

8 minutes ago, Eddie said:

You have to admire DAc's enthusiasm, unfortunately for us he possess the brain of a 5 year old child with severe learning difficulties who's just been smashed on the head with a cricket bat after a 2 hour ride on the waltzer. 

I think you being too kind there Ed.

[Frank]

12 minutes ago, Eddie said:

You have to admire DAc's enthusiasm, unfortunately for us he possess the brain of a 5 year old child with severe learning difficulties who's just been smashed on the head with a cricket bat after a 2 hour ride on the waltzer. 

This doesn't flow as well as it could have. Think about it. 

[Eddie]

Just now, Frank said:

This doesn't flow as well as it could have. Think about it. 

Take your critique and shove it up your arse. 

[Ape™️]

22 minutes ago, Frank said:

This doesn't flow as well as it could have. Think about it. 

I wish your blood didn't flow at all. Vile piece of shit.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

unless the eye was a Jap's eye which I very much doubt, I am afraid you don't have any appreciation of what pain and discomfort is like following surgery.

[Guest nobgobbler]

2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

unless the eye was a Jap's eye which I very much doubt, I am afraid you don't have any appreciation of what pain and discomfort is like following surgery.

I used to take my uncle to hospital once a month for an injection in his eye. His new and rather keen consultant insisted I look at the computer screen showing the treatment he was having. So no, I wouldn't "rather stick pins in my eyes". What have you had stuck in your jap's eye? go on, tell us, we can take it.