Eddie

What’s going on with the turn ups frank you lewisham market waffle wearing cunt?

Never mind this, the real current outrage is mr Kipling (cakes) is now a bloody nig nog, is nothing sacred from the advertising filth?

Bill you gummy old fart, what do you make of this? AstraZeneca has admitted in court for the first time that its Covid jab can cause a deadly blood clotting side effect.

I’ve got a conspiracy theory about the Ukraine war, there isn’t one, all the Russians are in Thailand doing what they do best, speaking loudly and being rude, they put the French to shame…. Fuck off withers

Pwann kwacker karaoke https://streamable.com/gl4gg5

No Neil, pair of pricks

No the herring smell was only because you flies were open, filthy French toad.

I’ve got loads on ‘the doc’ Roops has filled me in…. he attends his therapy dressed as the queen mum waving little plastic union jack flags but only speaks in an Australian accent, his personal hygiene leaves a lot to be desired.

Is that you back right, grinning like you just goosed someone very near by?

I hate to break it to you Frank, he wasn’t a doctor who retired down under, I have it on good authority a humble HCA that’s ended up an out patient’ at Bethlem hospital.

In your expert opinion having spent a life time as a nurse, what are we all missing here? From what I can tell the woman has cancer and has decided not to cut ribbons whilst in treatment.

Eric as a seasoned door man any advice on ejecting a tranny that’s outstayed his welcome?

It wasn’t actually his front door, he stole it and kept it next to the single ring gas cooker the fucking pikey student rodent.

Did bill stickers live next door?

If I get time, I spent last night in an introduction agency, no air con and very sweaty bollocks flicking through a laminated book of photos. Tonight I am meeting 3 young Thai women desperate enough to marry me. I have already sent a pm to Neil and King Billy , they are heading out tomorrow.