ChildeHarold Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 If you're one of the good payers, you'll be pleased to know that every bill you get for the next four quarters will contain a hidden surcharge of £28 to cover "bad debts". In effect, fuckers who rob their own gas meter. https://www.nea.org.uk/news/price-cap-february-24/#:~:text=By December 2023%2C total energy,level of the price cap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 12 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: If you're one of the good payers, you'll be pleased to know that every bill you get for the next four quarters will contain a hidden surcharge of £28 to cover "bad debts". In effect, fuckers who rob their own gas meter. https://www.nea.org.uk/news/price-cap-february-24/#:~:text=By December 2023%2C total energy,level of the price cap. I don't have a gas meter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 I used to like electric meter day; the bloke would come and take out the florins, do some sums and give half of them back. They were a bit like a piggy-bank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I used to like electric meter day; the bloke would come and take out the florins, do some sums and give half of them back. They were a bit like a piggy-bank. When I was 18 and moved into my first shithole, a bedsit, it had one big official meter downstairs and all the rooms had little 50p meters that the landlord emptied. Although the coin boxes all had the same key and one of the tenants had a copy. Put the 50p in the slot, catch it and put it back through. I didn’t feel guilty. The landlord was a Welsh Jew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When I was 18 and moved into my first shithole, a bedsit, it had one big official meter downstairs and all the rooms had little 50p meters that the landlord emptied. Although the coin boxes all had the same key and one of the tenants had a copy. Put the 50p in the slot, catch it and put it back through. I didn’t feel guilty. The landlord was a Welsh Jew. As said I don't have a meter .. I had it by-passed and chucked it in the bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When I was 18 and moved into my first shithole, a bedsit, it had one big official meter downstairs and all the rooms had little 50p meters that the landlord emptied. Although the coin boxes all had the same key and one of the tenants had a copy. Put the 50p in the slot, catch it and put it back through. I didn’t feel guilty. The landlord was a Welsh Jew. Bubba's dad? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 26 Author Report Share Posted April 26 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When I was 18 and moved into my first shithole, a bedsit, it had one big official meter downstairs and all the rooms had little 50p meters that the landlord emptied. Although the coin boxes all had the same key and one of the tenants had a copy. Put the 50p in the slot, catch it and put it back through. I didn’t feel guilty. The landlord was a Welsh Jew. Norman Rossiter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When I was 18 and moved into my first shithole, a bedsit, it had one big official meter downstairs and all the rooms had little 50p meters that the landlord emptied. Although the coin boxes all had the same key and one of the tenants had a copy. Put the 50p in the slot, catch it and put it back through. I didn’t feel guilty. The landlord was a Welsh Jew. Did bill stickers live next door? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 54 minutes ago, Eddie said: Did bill stickers live next door? I didn’t hear any tambourine playing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Did bill stickers live next door? @Eddie,I wouldn't think so, as Eric said it was a bedsit. We all know that Bill had his own front door. The little weasel told us enough times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 36 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: @Eddie,I wouldn't think so, as Eric said it was a bedsit. We all know that Bill had his own front door. The little weasel told us enough times. It wasn’t actually his front door, he stole it and kept it next to the single ring gas cooker the fucking pikey student rodent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: When I was 18 and moved into my first shithole, a bedsit, it had one big official meter downstairs and all the rooms had little 50p meters that the landlord emptied. Although the coin boxes all had the same key and one of the tenants had a copy. Put the 50p in the slot, catch it and put it back through. I didn’t feel guilty. The landlord was a Welsh Jew. My first student digs had a bathroom, shared by three flats. The gas meter took an old penny. There was no coin-box so it just fell back out of the bottom; I think the Gas Board had forgotten about it. The geyser emitted clouds of smoke and you had to bathe with the window wide open. The landlord was a Pakistani who wouldn't allow anyone to eat curry in the house as he hated the smell. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: My first student digs had a bathroom, shared by three flats. The gas meter took an old penny. There was no coin-box so it just fell back out of the bottom; I think the Gas Board had forgotten about it. The geyser emitted clouds of smoke and you had to bathe with the window wide open. The landlord was a Pakistani who wouldn't allow anyone to eat curry in the house as he hated the smell. Sadia wall mounted water heaters. A big white cylinder with a swivelling chromed spout and a Bakelite tap on the front. The landing toilet was a ‘Dauntless Rubberline’. A fucking great black rubber cistern mounted on iron brackets near the ceiling. I miss that sort of luxury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: The landlord was a Pakistani who wouldn't allow anyone to eat curry in the house as he hated the smell. He was being tactful, and liked curry, but couldn't stand the smell of your shit next morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sadia wall mounted water heaters. A big white cylinder with a swivelling chromed spout and a Bakelite tap on the front. The landing toilet was a ‘Dauntless Rubberline’. A fucking great black rubber cistern mounted on iron brackets near the ceiling. I miss that sort of luxury. Living in Essex, I bet you fucking do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Living in Essex, I bet you fucking do. And I bet you dream of flushing toilets when you’re crouched in the gutter, curling out a garlicky one in the rain alongside le neighbours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 20 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: He was being tactful, and liked curry, but couldn't stand the smell of your shit next morning. He didn't live there, but anyway he'd never have smelled the crap over the stench of patchouli oil from the hiippies in Flat 3. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: When I was 18 and moved into my first shithole, a bedsit, it had one big official meter downstairs and all the rooms had little 50p meters that the landlord emptied. Although the coin boxes all had the same key and one of the tenants had a copy. Put the 50p in the slot, catch it and put it back through. I didn’t feel guilty. The landlord was a Welsh Jew. The Star Of Daffyd 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 29 minutes ago, Neil said: The Star Of Daffyd That’s surprisingly funny for a cunt like you, Neil. No offence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 26 Author Report Share Posted April 26 1 hour ago, Neil said: The Star Of Daffyd Llandewi Breffi. Daffyd Thomas. Everything you want to know but are too frightened to ask: https://littlebritain.fandom.com/wiki/Daffyd_Thomas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 11 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I don't have a gas meter. I don't even know what gas is! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: When I was 18 and moved into my first shithole, a bedsit, it had one big official meter downstairs and all the rooms had little 50p meters that the landlord emptied. Although the coin boxes all had the same key and one of the tenants had a copy. Put the 50p in the slot, catch it and put it back through. I didn’t feel guilty. The landlord was a Welsh Jew. Dai Ap Goldberg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 9 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Norman Rossiter Leonard Rossiter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't even know what gas is! ‘So how do you keep it so warm in here then?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: ‘So how do you keep it so warm in here then?’ "We make love" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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