ratcum Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 13 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I am not going to be party to this racist filth, not no how . I is going to bed. you steal that bed somewhere boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 My Uncle Tom lived in a cabin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 There's nothing in 'The Gong Farmer Book of the Road' that says that I should have to adhere to the rules and regulations regarding temporary traffic lights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 6 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: There's nothing in 'The Gong Farmer Book of the Road' that says that I should have to adhere to the rules and regulations regarding temporary traffic lights. yes but I'm pretty sure that book also tells you to drive on the wrong side of the road and gives you the speed to everything in kilometers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 22 minutes ago, Roadkill said: yes but I'm pretty sure that book also tells you to drive on the wrong side of the road and gives you the speed to everything in kilometers. I drive in the shade during the hot summer months and the 'right' side of the road throughout the rest of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: My Uncle Tom lived in a cabin I know a secret about your Uncle Tom's cabin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I know a secret about your Uncle Tom's cabin. Oh shit . I buried him under the hearth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Oh shit . I buried him under the hearth But you stole all of his jewelry and personal items in his clothes before doing so. Thieving cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: But you stole all of his jewelry and personal items in his clothes before doing so. Thieving cunt! His teeth were gold too. Got a good price for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: His teeth were gold too. Got a good price for them. It was believed that colour was achieved from years of poor oral hygiene. A toothbrush was alien to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 23 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: It was believed that colour was achieved from years of poor oral hygiene. A toothbrush was alien to him. Mr Cowan the jeweler did try to tell me that his teeth were made out of brass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 I would have said corn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I would have said corn. Are you chaffing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 10 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Are you chaffing? Not since I lost the weight. Now, it's actually difficult to keep weight on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 There's a few holes in the road down from me, they've got the manhole covers up, the BT covers up and there's a Waterboard van parked up. For years there's been a very slight smell of gas residue so they've finally got their arse into gear to look into it. Yes, I said Waterboard van. Yesterday as I was walking past, there was a bloke in hi-viz, lit rollie in hand, crawling round checking a dozen different holes and covers, with GAS WORKS written all over his jacket... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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