Fully grown adults riding micro scooters around town

[Guest TheCritic]

Perhaps we should be glad that some cunts are so clearly labelling themselves as such.

In this day and age, many cunts slither around society in an underhand and concealed fashion.

However, the adult on micro scooter is different, brazenly appearing in busy public spaces with a clear identified. The scooter acts like a flashing sign to warn others this person is not just a lazy and inconsiderate arsehole, but also a victim of some kind of childhood developmental trauma.

Too poor to afford a bike, too inept to realise the speed increase is minimal compared to walking, and probably working in some kind of start up, the scooter rider is an embarrassment to urban living.

I feel bus drivers should be incentivised to run these cunts over for additional bonuses in their pay check. Or better yet, there should be dedicated scooter lanes that end up diverting users into head-on traffic on the M1.

[Guest Snatch]

What's wrong,been turned down for a pizza delivery job because it's too complicated for your empty head?

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

@TheCritic "Pay check". You fucking Trump supporting septic. We have a wage or a salary and if it is paid by cheque it is not paid by check. Fuck off!

[Guest Manky]

 I don't look a cunt commuting on my space hopper then?

All things Hipster and Cool should be banned and their users shot in the face.