Eni Aluko

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20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You're on fire tonight girlfriend. Or rather you should be. 

Sorry, Gyps, but there's always going to be suspicion when it comes down to the female minority on the site with Roops setting the bar so high with actual photo ID for her growler...

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On 6/18/2018 at 4:05 PM, Decimus said:

I was going to add this to Neil's absolutely fucking bollocks nomination about World Cup pundits, but you don't put a nugget of gold on top of a pile of shit, so I've started my own.

I tuned in to Costa Rica vs Serbia on ITV yesterday, already resigned to the fact that the pre-match analysis would include some stupid know-nothing cunt bleeding into her knickers whilst talking utter rubbish.

What I wasn't prepared for was not one, but two women. It's bad enough trying to filter out the pig shit thick mumblings of one lezza demanding to know "Why hasn't Garth Northgate brought on Michael Owen?", let alone another one desperate to demonstrate that she can grasp the offside rule.

Eni Aluko, the second slag, was worse than expected. Her indepth analysis amounted to this:

"Costa Rica haven't got many players who score, but Serbia have a lot of players who score, so I think that Costa Rica may struggle to score, whilst Serbia might perhaps find it easier to score".

It was at this point I switched it off, but not before Patrice Evra gave her a slow, sarcastic clap, and patronisingly told her she was "very good". Excellent stuff, but now there are calls for him to be sacked for his " disgusting sexism". 

There's nothing sexist in pointing out that some stupid cunt knows absolutely nothing about football, and is only there because a few militant dykes would have a little cry if she wasn't.

Eni, stick to scamming pensioners for their credit card details over the phone, you rancid fucking slag.

It was my NOm by the way.  Who the fuck is this Neil cunt?

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On 6/18/2018 at 4:05 PM, Decimus said:

I was going to add this to Neil's absolutely fucking bollocks nomination about World Cup pundits, but you don't put a nugget of gold on top of a pile of shit, so I've started my own.

I tuned in to Costa Rica vs Serbia on ITV yesterday, already resigned to the fact that the pre-match analysis would include some stupid know-nothing cunt bleeding into her knickers whilst talking utter rubbish.

What I wasn't prepared for was not one, but two women. It's bad enough trying to filter out the pig shit thick mumblings of one lezza demanding to know "Why hasn't Garth Northgate brought on Michael Owen?", let alone another one desperate to demonstrate that she can grasp the offside rule.

Eni Aluko, the second slag, was worse than expected. Her indepth analysis amounted to this:

"Costa Rica haven't got many players who score, but Serbia have a lot of players who score, so I think that Costa Rica may struggle to score, whilst Serbia might perhaps find it easier to score".

It was at this point I switched it off, but not before Patrice Evra gave her a slow, sarcastic clap, and patronisingly told her she was "very good". Excellent stuff, but now there are calls for him to be sacked for his " disgusting sexism". 

There's nothing sexist in pointing out that some stupid cunt knows absolutely nothing about football, and is only there because a few militant dykes would have a little cry if she wasn't.

Eni, stick to scamming pensioners for their credit card details over the phone, you rancid fucking slag.

Wasn’t this the fucking moaning bitch who got the England birds team coach sacked, because he dropped her from the squad.?

he only told her...I hope your family don’t bring Ebola into the country....when they were visiting to watch her play.    It’s hardly rascist.  She is a fucking black bitch who has a double chip on her shoulder.

Alex Scott on the other hand is growing on me and is far better than Phil Nevill...I’ve “Sinn  Im”