Hammer of Cunts

Anyone making that fucking whooping noise, like an over-excited American, should be disembowelled, no matter what the event.

Just now, entitled little cunt said:

That's not nice .Reported for promoting suicide.

It wouldn't need to be self-inflicted, I'm sure there are plenty here who would help.

2 hours ago, and said:

You would probably be better employed standing for parliament.

Even better, standing in front of a train.

20 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

He was being tactful, and liked curry, but couldn't stand the smell of your shit next morning.

He didn't live there, but anyway he'd never have smelled the crap over the stench of patchouli oil from the hiippies in Flat 3.

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

When I was 18 and moved into my first shithole, a bedsit, it had one big official meter downstairs and all the rooms had little 50p meters that the landlord emptied. Although the coin boxes all had the same key and one of the tenants had a copy. Put the 50p in the slot, catch it and put it back through. I didn’t feel guilty. The landlord was a Welsh Jew.

My first student digs had a bathroom, shared by three flats. The gas meter took an old penny. There was no coin-box so it just fell back out of the bottom; I think the Gas Board had forgotten about it. The geyser emitted clouds of smoke and you had to bathe with the window wide open.

The landlord was a Pakistani who wouldn't allow anyone to eat curry in the house as he hated the smell.

I used to like electric meter day; the bloke would come and take out the florins, do some sums and give half of them back. They were a bit like a piggy-bank.

I blame the parents.

On 17/04/2024 at 20:55, ChildeHarold said:

Neuro-divergent. We called them spastics.  Mongols.  Handicapped is frowned upon.. Somebody on radio said they have to be described starting with the words "people with".   I crack up at the demanding attitude in terms of special toilets and access "problems".   The Paris Metro was cited as being very unfriendly to wheelchair users.   In fact it's very challenging to ANYBODY who isn't in peak physical garlicky condition.    I have not been shy of verbally abusing it the up and down stairs etc when using it.   But I never thought it was systematically WRONG or needed to be CHANGED for MY benefit.   I accept it's a pig but it's a pig for everybody it was designed for.   It wasn't designed for severely disabled people.   End of. 

Are you a spacker then?

Some of the more extreme rules about organic farming are a bit like that too.

I would like to see the meaning of "free range" defined more dlosely.

21 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Actually I'm warming to Old Chap

So brave of you to come out like this! Have you been struggling with your feelings for a long time?

3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

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1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

He vanished when I said that Jesus did not exist Bless Him.

Puff!

I rarely wash my cars; occasionally I vacuum the inside or the dust fucks the stereo .If I need to work on them, I pressure wash the relevant area.

I've never sold a car that still worked.

I look after the bikesthough

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If Jesus was Middle Eastern, why has he got a Mexican name?

 They didn’t really think that through when they made up the bible.

For the same reason that St George had a British name, despite being Greek and living in Libya.

8 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

The issue with the new generation is that they "know 100% what the truth is" .. the problem is that like that generation 40 years ago is that they don't know anything .. it might actually be that there is no truth.

have you thought of inviting Jesus into your life?

11 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

 

You are both far too young.

Every generation has its bown exemplars of poverty like a fashion, Which ones was St Bob worried about? I don't remember. I doubt it improved the lives of anyone other than the crumbling stars whose careers were revived.

These days, I don't think the youth have any particular objects of sympathy; they just assume that all black people have been oppressed/enslaved/exploited by GB.

1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said:

I just try to be my authentic self  but everyone thinks I'm a right cunt .

"thinks"  I think you mean "knows".

59 minutes ago, and said:

What about this dirty poof?

 

Queen were very much past it by then. Along with Reg Dwight, Rod Stewart and Status Quo, they played in S Africa and were boycotted by a lot of people.

11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Boy George wiped the floor with every other vocalist on that thing. He might be a dirty poof, but what a fucking voice.

You didn't actually listen to that trite nonsense did you? After 10 seconds of the maudlin shite, my ears had turned off.

41 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

A Heath Robinson approach to a fucking problem that needs joint international military intervention and both parties put their noses to the negotiating table with a knife at their throats. 

It's not an approach to the problem it's a fucking vanity project. Organisers sniffing MBEs at least. I'm sure the participants are well-meaning and deserving of our sympathy but any good they may do must be balanced against the risks to those who will have to rescue them when it goes tits-up.

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

What do you think of this?  It's a kind of Frankenstein mixture of politics, community, sport, and charity with a large dollop of creamy self satisfaction on the top with presumably a sugar coated strawberry. 

https://southwarknews.co.uk/area/bermondsey/the-bermondsey-man-who-turned-palestines-para-cycling-team-into-emergency-aid-workers/

"Para-cycling"? I was expecting something involving parachutes and unicycles.

All this BS (along with yoga, pilates etc) is just a modern way of ripping-off silly, vain middle-class women. If their husbands are stupid enough to pay... So what?

Attention-seeking prick.

"A Met spokesperson said a number of children from four different families known to Webb had been safeguarded."

A bit fucking late now isn't it?

11 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

I thought this was satire when i first heard this.... but no, fuck me gently and fuck my uncle's trans-lovers bastard ferret, it's a real thing that communist Toronto wants to bring in and rain on it's population. What next spunk tax ?...you fucked too many people this month and now we are taxing your sorry cock.

Surely clown world is way over populated by now, i think we should start our own depopulation agenda with these utter fucking moronic psychopaths.

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/nri/invest/toronto-is-planning-to-tax-homeowners-and-businesses-for-rain/articleshow/108959406.cms?from=mdr

It seems like a sensible idea.