Hammer of Cunts

30 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Shit nomination.

Clean up your act.

Accrol, apparently one of the largest of our British bog-roll manufacturers, is in danger of being absorbed by  an alien stationary manufacturer. The potential for strategic damage during times of global tension is eye-watering. Foreigners have differient expectations in these matters and standards could easily slip, just look across the channel.

An Englishman cannot appear at his best with an itchy arse; Putin's spies are aware of this, liberties will be taken and security will be compromised.

Our national interests need protection!

I hope that this case gets the exposure that it deserves and heightens awareness of this nonsense.

6 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

If a new princess of Wales is required I'd happily offer my services .All that wearing of floaty frocks and visiting  centres for the dispossessed of Berkshire,  especially the two dusky  ones who live there  doesn't seem too difficult a task to me .If Andrew stuck his hand up my dress he'd get a fucking shock, that would make the cunt sweat .

Even at the lowestc level, royal numpties are expected to have a better grasp of grammar and syntax than you: if not people would just think that they were stupid.

6 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Everyone knows he likes a bit of bellend .

I've never heard of him. Not everyone cares as much as you about celebrity trouser activities. 

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

What have they been up to? Is someone cleaning the carpets of the palace with Radithor?

It must have been something in the Xmas swan and all the trimmings.

1 hour ago, and said:

Owen is a staunch defender of the rights of sexual degenerates who like to interfere with other degenerates of the same sex (or identify as creatures of the same sex), obviously, being one himself, it's isn't that surprising that he would be. So why he would be such a vociferous supporter of the rights of Palestinians is surely a mystery, after all, if he went over there, he'd probably be stoned to death, or worse.

How queer!

Why didn't you put that in the original posting then? How are the rest of us supposed to keep up with your witterings?

What's it got to do with gender benders?

I hate anyone who describes him/herself as an "activist"; even more so if it's a Guardian columnist.

She hasn't worn well has she?

9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

 he’s posted a picture of Tom Daley

You were very quick to notice that. Are you familiar with Tom Daley in a little bra?

11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

That's murder. 

Or bad cooking.

10 hours ago, King Billy said:

I love it when someone takes the time to dumb down one of my jokes for the less intellectually endowed members of the corner to enjoy too.

That's been around for years, I was just referring to the source material.

14 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Torquay .. Daddyhole Plain .. It means The devil's arsehole.

The civic coat-of-arms must be something to behold.

7 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Excellent news .. the more mud on Sunak's face the better.

When I was still a member, I voted for her to become leader. I did this because all of the candidates were useless cunts but she had the biggest tits. Then I cancelled the direct debit.

On 11/03/2024 at 21:51, Penny Farthing said:

Daddyhole

Isn't that in Pembrokeshire?

8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

DV from wimmin is usually more dangerous as they mostly use weapons. Mostly. 

Poison is the traditional method.

8 hours ago, King Billy said:

My father in law asked me one day why his daughter had 2 black eyes? How we both laughed when I explained that she hadn’t listened to me the first two times I told her to suck my cock in the car when she picked me up from the pub at closing time the previous evening.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing: she's already been told twice.

Well I never!

It should be remembered that 40% of reported domestic violence involves women attacking men. It's believed actual proportion is higher: men are less likely to make a fuss.

35 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

if a male , say in a football crowd , had said  the same I'm pretty certain he would have been escorted away and placed into a poice van

I've never been to a football match, but I'm sure that if anyone in the crowd were to abuse a police constable (or behave in an unruly manner), his companions and those around him would soon put him right, to avoid embarrassment.

5 hours ago, Wolfie said:

I take it you haven't seen 'Scat Leviathans 3', which I'd assume @and has in his DVD collection.

No, I haven't but I assume that no-one claims that it's "art".

2 Girls One Cup is art, apparently.

3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Of course Leica have kept up with inflation but you are paying for the name and quality of the body .. the internals are made in china by Panasonic and some Leicas are simply rebadged Panasonic Lumix cameras.

The body of mine is marked both Leica and Panasonic, the lens is Leica. It's very good.

14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Is that the one where Dirk Bogarde karks it on a deckchair?

One of the most revolting films I have ever had to watch.

5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

The image was taken when scores of women were manhandled, assaulted, arrested and bussed off to the nick for holding a peaceful vigil after it was announced that Sarah Everard has been kidnapped and murdered by PC Wayne Couzens of the Metropolitan Police's finest. The Met eventually made a grovelling apology and paid compensation. The event was the final nail in Met Police Commissioner Cressida Dick's coffin who resigned shortly after.

She doesn't look as though she's being anymore than restrained. Should women be allowed to break the law when they feel it's neccessary? Weren't we all supposed to be "locked down" at the time?

28 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Any context for this? Why is she being arrested? She doesn't look in any distress, merely upset that her lady-priviledge hasn't prevented her arrest.

Rats and sinking ships come to mind.