Hammer of Cunts

12 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Well, that depends on the extent of one's sensibilities to wokeness, be they ambivalent, measured or replete with bigotry on either side of the debate, but as you infer - those blessed with merely a "half decent IQ" seem to be of  particular mindset. Social constructs are not necessarily binary...

Smug, right-on bollocks. Are you sure you didn't you mean "imply"? The post doesn't really make much sense.

13 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

I totally agree with this.  I would be happier if they removed all "drama" and plays from Radio 4.  99% of the radio drama is this strange "misery porn" with people screaming at each other, talking about their drug addiction hell or the horrors of cancer and other diseases in lingering detail...fuck alone knows who wants this type of content, but I know it ain't for me, that's for sure.  

The bones of their social-engineering agenda poke through too often. In drama, the casting and stories are strained to refect every view but that of the majority. Minorities (and women) are promoted too early and beyond their competence in order to fill quotas. Even the content produced in the BBC's Manchester bubble continues the southern bourgeois metropolitan ethos. The right-on comedy is particularly grating, middle-class liberals don't understand humour.

I fucking hate being preached at.

7 hours ago, King Billy said:

Amazing how one cunt being attacked and killed suddenly made a whole nation of 50or 60 million people ‘institutionally racist’ Science eh?

Even stranger when it's a different fucking country.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

And it has become more childishly lascivious as it has gone on like most of the rest of C4. 

I think inter-generational incest might be a bit too liberal, even for Channel 4.

Are you sure "lascivious" is the right word? Some of these long words can be tricky. There may be a dictionary on the trolley tomorrow; ask the friendly lady to read it to you while she's cleaning you up.

19 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Smuck: time and distance are the same.

Sounds like the answer's "no", then; don't be too cross or you'll have another little accident.

On 21/01/2019 at 06:46, Dawn Chorus said:

Himmelerites

Didn't Desmond Dekker write a song about them?

Apparently they get up in the morning, for some reason.

11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

With a bit of luck the English will be as advanced as the rest of Europe in a few thousand light years. 

A Light Year is a unit of distance not time. Did they let you play with the crayons at the Day Centre today?

I went into a shop this morning and there were noticeably more people wearing masks than last week (even the staff). It seems to be becoming the norm.

AIDS (by whatever name) has had no impact at all on normal people, other than the poor bastards who got it from queers' blood donations. If arse-bandits carry on shagging each other, it's their own fault if they catch it.

8 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Besides which most of the cunts are much better looking when their faces are covered.

I hope you keep your cunt covered, coronavirus or not.

Who the fuck is this bloke? Is "Kanye" a real name or a typo?

Those who don't wear a mask are only one notch up the evolutionary scale from anti-vax nutters. They are parasites, their continuing good health relies on the common sense and altruism of the rest of the community.

19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

No mate. That's Eamon Holmes. 

Is he a Rapper?

I'm a bit lost when it comes to "youth culture"; it's not that I'm stupid or anything, I just don't give a fuck.

Is he the one married to that bovine-looking woman with the fat arse? Rappers all look the same to me.

8 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

Oh.  You are making a joke about the "transitional" state of the UK as it goes through Brexit changes.  Took me a moment to catch on there.  

Don't worry mate, he's an arsehole; just ignore him.

8 hours ago, King Billy said:

You’ve answered the question for him Eric. I bet he thinks he did it all himself.

I think the idea is that, if he flings enough shit, some of it will stick. 440 posts and a resounding failure so far.

16 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

God only knows what went on at the plantations.

A lot of our sugar went into Liverpool and one Punkape family member worked as a broker on the sugar exchange.Our wealth was created by judicious use of labour.

Someone else's labour.

8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Reported for racism.

Incidentally my blood lineage is a mixture of English, Irish and Welsh.One of my ancestors was a senior figure in Oliver Cromwell’s new model army which defeated the Royalists of Charles the 1st.For his service to Cromwell he was awarded lands in Jamaica which were developed into highly profitable plantations for mostly sugar.Many Jamaicans today bear the Punkape family surname from the plantations they worked on.There is certainly some Punkape in Jamaica but no Punkawallah in Punkape.

Fuck off.

Are there any statues we could pull down?

39 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Spat! Bingo! 

Fuck me! You must get through a few keyboards with the amount of shite you type.

10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

More like Yap stone money...

Fred Flintstone's glory hole.

8 minutes ago, Arthur Dick said:

Punkape has an arsehole like a commemorative £2 coin

You've seen it then?

It's a fair bet that many of the old boys lionised in the recent WW1 commemorations held some pretty unwoke views on sex and race equality. Fuck knows what my grandfather would have made of "gender fluidity"; luckily they hadn't made that one up at the time.

War memorials next.

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

"I went into town" indicates somebody who lives in a caravan or round the back of a lorry comfort rest on minimum benefits. 

It's possibly beyond your experience, but many people don't have to live in towns; Ask nurse about that when she gets back from the shops.

Don't tell her you've been on the computer though or you'll have to wear the special coat again and we'd all miss you, I'm sure.

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Wasn't the ghost of Brian 'the brain' Heenan was it?

No idea, did he smell a bit funny on his carer's day off too?

45 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I like the "twat". Charming. 

I can't say that you strike me as someone who likes twat.